Mike Read

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British composer and musician
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Mike Read the dj is a Yewkipper? Is there no part of society they haven't infiltrated? --
  • 5 star rating Ah, this is why Mike Read pulled out --
  • 5 star rating In other news, he is dressed as an Everton Mint --
  • 5 star rating UKIP's Mike Read being a little bit creepy there --
  • 3 star rating Also on Sunday we'll have in the museum Mike Read so we'll be busy that day --
  • 5 star rating Have a loathing for Mike Read after sorting him in a row being served in a bar in Guernsey yrs ago. Arrogant man indicative of Radio1 DJ's? --
  • 5 star rating Anyone old tube in bbc4, its the best , all songs mike read is so sweet, called being old, have say 1980s best time my life, loved it --
  • 3 star rating Mike Read doing the hucklebuck is priceless - only one who knows all the moves. --
  • 3 star rating Mike Read doing the Hucklebuck is going to haunt my nightmares for months. --
  • 3 star rating Just need to say this so I can get it out my system: Fuck off Mike Read --
  • 5 star rating Just seen Jonathan King dance to Shaddap Your Face followed by Mike Read doing the Hucklebuck on No wonder were so messed up 35yrs on. --
  • 5 star rating Mike Read being (more of) a Dick. --
  • 3 star rating Mike Read throwing some shapes to Do The Hucklebuck is hurting my eyes --
  • 3 star rating Did Mike Read insist on Kool and the Gang not being in the studio near him? --
  • 5 star rating Mike Read IS Cliff Richard --
  • 5 star rating I love listening to Mike read to Jack. Watching my husband be a Dad is one of the most amazing things about having a kid. --
  • 2 star rating New line-up to be announced tomorrow, I see. If he isn't doing that calypso, everyone should demand a refund. --
  • 2 star rating Gwen Dickey is in and Mike Read will do a bit. Dare say Spinal Tap would join. No problem. Dancing to the --
  • 1 star rating This gig is just going to be Mike Read singing his godawful UKIP Calypso, followed by a set from Jim Davidson. --
  • 3 star rating Even now, he is sat by his phone, writing a new verse for UKIP Calypso. --
  • 1 star rating So basically every music act have pulled out of the Brexit concert thingy. Mike Read might have to do his Calypso ditty. --
  • 1 star rating I hope E17 haven't had to pull out of Faragefest due to an unfortunate car/pie malfunction. Still he is still in. --
  • 4 star rating I can't take Mike Read seriously with that wig bouncing up and down. --
  • 3 star rating Obviously going to be some serious discussion on because DJ he is on now --
  • 5 star rating Leave.EU's anti-EU pop concert featuring East-17 and Sister Sledge is being discussed by Mike Read of UKIP calypso fame. Surreal. --
  • 4 star rating Why is Mike Read commenting on popular music matters in 2016? --
  • 5 star rating he is a massive slimeball --
  • 5 star rating Ah, the usual Tory and sub-Tory love in. Mike Read (who had Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax' banned) is also on. He's a Kipper. --
  • 3 star rating At this rate the Brexit concert will end up being 2 hours of Mike Read's UKIP Calypso on loop. --
  • 5 star rating Really hoping ALL the acts are going to pull out of the Brexit rally and it just ends up being Mike Read's UKIP Calypso and nothing else. --
  • 5 star rating Replacing TB with Gambaccini is not VFM. If you wanted someone to "own" "Pick of the Pops" the BBC should have called gentleman Mike Read. --
  • 4 star rating I bet he is well excited about his Genting Arena headline. --
  • 3 star rating Next weeks is presented by Mike Read...baby baby...Pat,.....Pat,....Pat....................... --
  • 3 star rating It's ironic that he is a racist, when his name sounds so much like 'My Creed' --
  • 1 star rating 24 hours ago I started timing contractions while Mike read to me. Now our daughter is sleeping in Mike's arms. --
  • 1 star rating The day Mike Read banned Frankie Goes To Hollywood s Relax is now closer to the date of the Queen s accession than to today --
  • 4 star rating Nice to see that he is still moonlighting as the German manager!! --
  • 2 star rating So ashamed we recorded that demo album at Mike Read's studio now. But he did have the first ADAT in Suffolk. --
  • 4 star rating Missed the Opening with he is there anyway i can listen to it ? --
  • 3 star rating Unlike Mike Read, those shorts really look pretty good on Janice Long! --
  • 4 star rating Mike read me so hard last night that i almost cried --
  • 3 star rating This is almost as hard to watch as Mike Read s Chevy Chase interview. --
  • 1 star rating *listening to mike read an animal book to jack* "and this is a stingray.....we dont like those anymore because of Steve Irwin" --
  • 1 star rating It's a minor miracle Mike Read didn't call for 'Pull Up To The Bumper' to be banned from R1 such is its sauce level --
  • 2 star rating So apparently, dimitri vegas and like mike read my article about them and i m fucking shaking ya guysssssss --
  • 5 star rating Mike Read as from Spectrum/ C64. Baseline Cohort and the art Taylor Swift is so susceptible to cargo cult mentality is that SHE is Satoshi a --
  • 2 star rating He is an awful ref. Yellow cards for Llorente and Bardsley - were those fouls the same? Simply awful. --
  • 1 star rating How sad is it that, listening to Thriller on the wireless, I'm still convinced he's singing....he is calling --
  • 4 star rating That is a shocking decision. Never a booking. he is a skin disgrace. --
  • 1 star rating Mike if you took the toilet job wouldn't that leave you open to people saying "that Mike read is taking sh1t again " --

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