Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mike Read I'm a crusher
British composer and musician
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Mike Read is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Rated by - Mike Read the dj is a Yewkipper? Is there no part of society they haven't infiltrated? -- Panda
- Ah, this is why Mike Read pulled out -- Andy Ward
- In other news, he is dressed as an Everton Mint -- Kenny Smith
- UKIP's Mike Read being a little bit creepy there -- Derek Keilloh
- Also on Sunday we'll have in the museum Mike Read so we'll be busy that day -- Pirate Radio Museum
- Have a loathing for Mike Read after sorting him in a row being served in a bar in Guernsey yrs ago. Arrogant man indicative of Radio1 DJ's? -- Riverblue
- Anyone old tube in bbc4, its the best , all songs mike read is so sweet, called being old, have say 1980s best time my life, loved it -- heather mcvea
- Mike Read doing the hucklebuck is priceless - only one who knows all the moves. -- emma iannarilli
- Mike Read doing the Hucklebuck is going to haunt my nightmares for months. -- Laura
- Just need to say this so I can get it out my system: Fuck off Mike Read -- Ray Bloody Purchase
- Just seen Jonathan King dance to Shaddap Your Face followed by Mike Read doing the Hucklebuck on No wonder were so messed up 35yrs on. -- Social Work Ops
- Mike Read being (more of) a Dick. -- Jerry Thomas
- Mike Read throwing some shapes to Do The Hucklebuck is hurting my eyes -- Jonathan Kennaugh
- Did Mike Read insist on Kool and the Gang not being in the studio near him? -- Paul Allen
- Mike Read IS Cliff Richard -- Neil Cleary
- I love listening to Mike read to Jack. Watching my husband be a Dad is one of the most amazing things about having a kid. -- Lauren
- New line-up to be announced tomorrow, I see. If he isn't doing that calypso, everyone should demand a refund. -- Steven Thomas
- Gwen Dickey is in and Mike Read will do a bit. Dare say Spinal Tap would join. No problem. Dancing to the -- paul mattesini
- This gig is just going to be Mike Read singing his godawful UKIP Calypso, followed by a set from Jim Davidson. -- Darren Leathley
- Even now, he is sat by his phone, writing a new verse for UKIP Calypso. -- The Media Blog
- So basically every music act have pulled out of the Brexit concert thingy. Mike Read might have to do his Calypso ditty. -- Европейский комиссар
- I hope E17 haven't had to pull out of Faragefest due to an unfortunate car/pie malfunction. Still he is still in. -- Nick Tesco
- I can't take Mike Read seriously with that wig bouncing up and down. -- Trevor Seemann
- Obviously going to be some serious discussion on because DJ he is on now -- Angela Vince
- Leave.EU's anti-EU pop concert featuring East-17 and Sister Sledge is being discussed by Mike Read of UKIP calypso fame. Surreal. -- Jon R
- Why is Mike Read commenting on popular music matters in 2016? -- Edward Mayes
- he is a massive slimeball -- Matthew Black
- Ah, the usual Tory and sub-Tory love in. Mike Read (who had Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax' banned) is also on. He's a Kipper. -- Buddy Hell
- At this rate the Brexit concert will end up being 2 hours of Mike Read's UKIP Calypso on loop. -- Barry
- Really hoping ALL the acts are going to pull out of the Brexit rally and it just ends up being Mike Read's UKIP Calypso and nothing else. -- Gee
- Replacing TB with Gambaccini is not VFM. If you wanted someone to "own" "Pick of the Pops" the BBC should have called gentleman Mike Read. -- Paul PJ Shanley
- I bet he is well excited about his Genting Arena headline. -- Matt Langham
- Next weeks is presented by Mike Read...baby baby...Pat,.....Pat,....Pat....................... -- Declan Smith
- It's ironic that he is a racist, when his name sounds so much like 'My Creed' -- Philip Graham
- 24 hours ago I started timing contractions while Mike read to me. Now our daughter is sleeping in Mike's arms. -- Sar-brarian
- The day Mike Read banned Frankie Goes To Hollywood s Relax is now closer to the date of the Queen s accession than to today -- Jeremy Ruston
- Nice to see that he is still moonlighting as the German manager!! -- SB75
- So ashamed we recorded that demo album at Mike Read's studio now. But he did have the first ADAT in Suffolk. -- New Music Ninja!
- Missed the Opening with he is there anyway i can listen to it ? -- john
- Unlike Mike Read, those shorts really look pretty good on Janice Long! -- Mike Cowgill
- Mike read me so hard last night that i almost cried -- Ash
- This is almost as hard to watch as Mike Read s Chevy Chase interview. -- Pete Paphides
- *listening to mike read an animal book to jack* "and this is a stingray.....we dont like those anymore because of Steve Irwin" -- ʅαƈҽყ ʝσ ☽
- It's a minor miracle Mike Read didn't call for 'Pull Up To The Bumper' to be banned from R1 such is its sauce level -- Graham Johns
- So apparently, dimitri vegas and like mike read my article about them and i m fucking shaking ya guysssssss -- Feather 👑
- Mike Read as from Spectrum/ C64. Baseline Cohort and the art Taylor Swift is so susceptible to cargo cult mentality is that SHE is Satoshi a -- pikesley_ebooks
- He is an awful ref. Yellow cards for Llorente and Bardsley - were those fouls the same? Simply awful. -- ⓀⒺⓋⒾⓃ
- How sad is it that, listening to Thriller on the wireless, I'm still convinced he's singing....he is calling -- Philip Campbell
- That is a shocking decision. Never a booking. he is a skin disgrace. -- Gammonigger
- Mike if you took the toilet job wouldn't that leave you open to people saying "that Mike read is taking sh1t again " -- Ged
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