Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mike Vallely I'm a crusher
American, Skateboarding (Famous from Element Skate team)
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He was named one of The Hottest Muscular Guys by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.



He was named one of The Hottest Muscular Guys by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Mike Vallely is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his bodybuilder body, short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Mike Vallely
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - TIL: he is the current lead singer of Black Flag. -- ardevaas ybor
- He is still so nasty... -- Air Poland
- you didnt know thatv? So is Hoffman and, mike vallely -- Gereru
- He is a fucking animal. -- Phillip The Nickel
- it was someone called Ron Reyes on the latest. But they have a new guy called Mike Vallely. His a pro skateboarder and is -- Skips
- What the fuck. he is the vocalist for Black Flag? Where the hell have I been? I stopped listening to them after Rollins. -- Kappa
- He is gangster! -- Thanos
- Next friday Oct 17th is Rock And Shock Worcester, Mass! Come meet Mike Vallely, Jamey Jasta & Randy Blythe from Lamb of God! -- Hatewear Inc.
- Mike vallely is a bad boy -- Sweeney Todd.
- I've always wondered why mike vallely is so mad all the time. But I've never asked, because I don't want to get beat up. -- Kev Bakes
- He is like my favorite skater, and it was an honor to meet him during the summer. -- Nate Welch
- That video of Mike Vallely fighting 3 dudes is gnarly -- G Bone
- The video of Mike Vallely fighting 4 guys is the closest thing I've ever had to a father -- Kyle Brandon
- Mike vallely no podes maaaaaas -- Ale°
- Why does mike vallely do vocals for black flag now? -- therealyungchris
- Just got super embarrassed! My friend just told mike vallely that I love him... yeah of course i do..duh the a 15 year boy.. -- Nikki Nader
- Yesterday, i used 'shoe goo' on a pair of non-skate shoes. i feel like any minute now mike vallely's gunna beat me up. -- a swell & ill moon.
- Ainda tem o Mike Vallely pulando uma Lamborghini. -- ☬
- He is the man!! -- Abel Uribe
- Wait mike vallely is the vocalist of black flag now WHAT -- Detroit VelvetSmooth
- Big up Mike Vallely -- P-Raff
- Mike vallely, how??? -- Lindsay Ellingson
- Mike Vallely will always be bae -- ℓυcу
- Minha meta é dropar take it easy pique Mike Vallely -- aka ®aphz
- Mike Vallely é o mais patrão... -- Viuvo,o Feliz
- I gotta meet mike vallely and david choe and see a Liverpool game before i die -- Not a boxer
- Mike vallely é muito foda, esse sim raiz do skate8 -- Cão Danado
- Quem nao gosta do mike vallely nao sabe de nada -- indigesto
- Mike vallely cracks de los crackss! -- LUQITA ʚϊɞ
- Mike vallely is one of my top legendary skaters -- Aarif
- Suosikki skeittarini (Sen perusteella mitä ovat tehneet myöhemmin): Jason Lee, Duane Peters, Mike Vallely & Max Schaaf. -- Makia Velli
- Mike Vallely es pro skater, actor, vocalista de Black Flag. Quien lo supera? -- 2LEE悪魔司祭の神藩主420雑草
- Quiero tener la barba de Mike Vallely o Shia LaBeouf -- Calavera No Chilla
- Mike Vallely. -- Chris Millington
- When I met mike vallely over the summer, I asked him to punch me in the face... -- YES
- Molaría mucho un tour con Grant Taylor, David Gravette, Scizzors, Luan, Mike Vallely, Aaron Homoky y como no, el grande de Eric Koston -- JAVI EL JALADO
- to Mike Vallely joining a minor minor minor-league hockey team in Danbury and breaking his leg in his first and only game. -- Easy Chowder
- Mike vallely is still one of my favorite skaters -- Playboy
- Mike vallely fighting cops is the funniest -- edgar
- Oh no! Oh no! I think my favorite pancake flipper is about to start. I think I just lost all respect for Greg Ginn and Mike Vallely. -- mattack ebooks
- Cuando sea mas viejo me gustaría ser tan cool como Mike Vallely. -- DO2
- When I started skateboarding way back when my three biggest idols were Tony Hawk, Mike Vallely & Rodney Mullen. Those three are the masters -- Neil Michael Burke
- It still hasn't sunk in that Mike Vallely sings for Black Flag. -- Dakota Davis
- I had a dream i met mike vallely in long beach -- Cyber Gnarledge
- Only cool part of xxx is that mike vallely and Matt Hoffman are in it....thats 13 year old donos dream -- Don Snow
- Mike Vallely, Mike Mo Capaldi, Chris Cole, Paul Rodriguez... melhores skatistas pra mim -- Henrique Meeks
- Mike vallely -- ॐ KYLΣ SΔUS ॐ
- Me montaba un ejército con Lance Mountain, Natas Kaupas, Mike Vallely, Tony Hawk... -- Dalilaama XxxxxxX
- There's gotta be an unwritten law somewhere not allowing Mike Vallely to be in Black Flag... -- brandumb
- Súper divertido el inicio de Un encuentro entre Chris Cole y Mike Vallely -- Samuel Gamez
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