Mitchell Johnson

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• I know Mitchell Johnson from overrated fast bowler from Australia. Temperamental and a poor sport when things don’t do his way. -- Anonymous
• “He bowls to the left” He bowls to the r i g h t” “That Mitchell Johnson, his bowling is shite” -- Anonymous
• He bowls to the left he bowls to the righhht that Mitchell Johnson his bowling is shite -- Luke Hines
• 'AAP to pitch Yogendra Yadav as Haryana CM candidate' is like Munaf Patel to bat as opener in Test against Brett Lee & Mitchell Johnson! -- Venkat Parthasarathy
• He is a dweeb who makes up dragon analogies -- diva duren
• So apparently there's a 13 year old kid from Tembisa who can bowl faster than Dale Steyn & Mitchell Johnson -- #YNWA
• Cricket a non-sport? Ok Drumley - put on your pads, pick up your bat and face Mitchell Johnson bowling.That would be very hilarious. -- John Western
• You could send Mitchell Johnson and tell him to bowl from 16 yards from the batsman and call it "innovation" - point is, it's illegal -- Cricket Fan Bob
• Mitchell Johnson was booed so much by barmy army that he lost all his confidence and started bowling pathetically. -- Abhay Sinha
• Woakes is 5th bowler to take 6 wickets v. Sri Lanka in ODIs & first since Mitchell Johnson's 6-31 also at Pallekele on 10 August 2011 -- Allan Draycott
• The best thing about Mitchell Johnson's dismissal is the proper grump Darren Lehmann has on his face. He learnt how to whinge in England. -- Cricket Central
• He is a top scoring batsman for Australian. They have likes of Warner,Clark,Haddin... And ohh yes he has the 3 wickets too -- Aniruddha Pathak
• A very brave & fighting knock from Mitchell Johnson. Hats off -- Waѕiyullah Budye
• Australia 196-8 at Tea Day 5. he is n.o on 54. 29 overs to go, Pak need two wickets. -- Jila Watan
• Mitchell Johnson tryna be Faf so bad. -- Free Palestine
• Is there anything Mitchell Johnson can't do? Holding on for Aus on 57 runs. Aus 206/8 chasing another 231 w 26 overs remaining -- Miss Cricket
• Mitchell Johnson are you out of your mind ? Just give up there is nothing you can do :3 :p -- Abdullah Shahid
• A gripping contest to see who is the biggest headcase in world cricket: Mitchell Johnson or the whole Pakistan team? -- Ares Mars
• Australia 196-8 at Tea Day 5. Mitchell Johnson is n.o on 54. 29 overs to go, Pak need two wickets. -- #cwc15
• Mitchell Johnson batting beautifully. By my definition he's not an allrounder (you'd pick him 4 ball or bat), but he's very very very handy. -- SWANBOROUGH
• Day 5 - LUNCH: 196/8 9th Test fifty for Mitchell Johnson. He is doing his best to frustrate Pakistan. 29 overs remaining.. -- Puthiya Kuralgal
• Watching Mitchell Johnson play cricket is a true pleasure, whether he's batting or bowling -- Adam Carey
• FFS -_- he is looking so bloody confident dammit -_- -- Naveed Nadeem
• Whenever Mitchell Johnson's bowling is off, he always makes up for it with an admirable batting attempt. -- Sipumelele Mnikina
• He is basically Sharjeel Khan with a better technique + temperament. -- Tuaha Sohail
• Looks like he is batting on a different pitch to everyone else. A man at the peak of his powers -- Patrick Sowersby
• Status update: he is sick of Pakistan's shit -- Nic Neg
• He is batting, so TEN Sports are repeatedly showing us a graphic of his bowling stats. Twits. -- BigBashBoard
• I can't get into this. Cricket is barely worth watching without Mitchell Johnson steaming in. Need a leggie or a Pat Cummins to watch. -- Stuart Beadel
• Sweeping out of rough, he is a HEAVY Hitter -- Nishith Gunner
• So Mitchell Johnson, You think you can just come out here and Bowl at us at 150 Kph ??? THIS IS UAE MY FRIEND :D -- Ammar Ali Khan
• Australia 7-117 at lunch day 5. Steve Smith on 31, Mitchell Johnson 7. Defeat is imminent -- Andrew Wu
• He is the new man in for Australia replacing Brad Haddin -- Tribune Sports
• He is a better batsman than a 22 average -- matt smith
• Mitchell Johnson was criticized for being erratic and inaccurate, and he went for 3.3 runs per over. And took wickets at 28. -- cricketingview
• Number of maidens that Mitchell Johnson bowled in the first innings. The only fast bowler to bowl more in the last 10 yrs is Glenn McGrath -- RB. SYED
• 18 maidens that Mitchell Johnson bowled in the first innings. The only fast bowler to bowl more in the last 10 yrs is Glenn McGrath (20) -- #INDvWI #PAKvAUS #PK
• What the fuck is Mitchell Johnson bowling for? Ridiculous right here. He should be on a plane home already -- Borden
• Mitchell Johnson bowled 18 maiden overs in the first innings. The only fast bowler to bowl more in the last 10 yrs is Glenn McGrath (20) -- Fawad Masud
• Number of maidens that Mitchell Johnson bowled in the first innings. The only fast bowler to bowl more in the last 10 yrs is Glenn McGrath20 -- ♛RhythmImvu™®©
• Mitchell Johnson's only weapon is his short ball. Which can be brutal sometimes. Like the Ashes last year. Destroyed the Brit. Lineup -- Umar Afzal
• Mitchell Johnson in full flight is an impressive sight...even on Dubai's slow cricket wicket.... -- Robert Scott
• Mitchell Johnson as a batsman is probably more reliable than our openers. -- imran
• He is Australia's most dangerous player against Pakistan not ONLY as bowler but as batsman too! -- Sibte Arif
• He is now capable of injuring batsmen just by standing next to them. -- Jack Quigley
• He is killing us, literally. First Zulfiqar Babar's hand and now Hafeez's foot. -- Usama Shahid Kakazai
• He is an evil genius!! -- Lisa Maurice
• When there's Mitchell Johnson, there is someone who's gonna get hurt. That's what makes MJ so epic -- Anonymous
• field for Mitchell Johnson by misbah surely tells us again that Misbah isn't the right man for odi captaincy! -- Ubaid ur Rahman
• He is not gonna die wondering -- IG : Lmdashe_

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