Monoxide

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Can someone please alert the anti-vaxxers that dihydrogen monoxide kills far more people every year, and is a much more dangerous threat? -- Chris Kluwe
• If you use oil to heat your home, be sure to understand how important it is to install a carbon monoxide detector to protect your family! -- Spotzer Demo
• Experienced some carbon monoxide poisoning last night. Let me tell you, that is not my definition of fun Glad to be feeling better. -- Ryan Shattuck
• Either we ve entered the Twilight Zone or we ve got a carbon monoxide leak in the house. Because it s 3PM and everyone (but me) is napping. -- Nial
• I was just thinking- every time I turn on the furnace, I need to make sure my Carbon Monoxide detector is fully working. -- Sam Ramirez
• IT IS 5:48 IN THE MORNING AND MY CARBON MONOXIDE ALARM IS GOING OFFF UGHH SHUTUP -- ashley
• So my carbon monoxide alarm went off and I'm panicking -- karina
• Carbon monoxide is harmful when inhaled because it displaces in the depriving the & other vital organs of it. -- Lynn
• High level of carbon monoxide in my building , had to evacuate. Why must this happen so early in the morning . -- جميلة
• What the fuck, brain. I'm drifting off to sleep & suddenly think "what if the carbon monoxide detector is too far away to hear?" so I'm up. -- Rose Walker
• Do I have a temperature or is this carbon monoxide poisoning? Time will tell -- laura
• So it looks like I get to cash out my ovular squeaky Taurus for a forerunner which is pretty sick -- Eric Dittman
• Gotta love being woken up in the middle if the night by a carbon monoxide detector -- Jessie Manziel
• Well tonight has been lame. Storm like no other and no power. Also lightning was so close carbon monoxide alarms got set off. That was fun. -- Tyler
• Super troopers it is -- Slender Dorbin
• The carbon monoxide detector is going off and I am locked out of the house what -- Olivia Rainville
• There is/was no fire, nor is there a source that could have caused carbon monoxide alarm. -- juniro
• I never knew why carbon monoxide was so dangerous until I just studied the mechanism on how it could potentially induce death! -- ❤️
• For those who haven't heard, there is a health warning for Southern Ontario; Dihydrogen Monoxide has been detected in all reservoirs. -- Ben Bowring
• Also, I've convinced myself that our oven is emitting carbon monoxide. I hope I'm wrong (because I'm not going anywhere, like, outside) -- Jim
• A girl on my floor burned yarn in the microwave and now everyone is dying of carbon monoxide poisoning -- Molly Kinder
• Could really go for a cold glass of dihydrogen monoxide right now -- Slayson
• There was no fire so like??? Was it carbon monoxide or something? -- chocobo
• Carbon monoxide, heavy metals, carcinogens, and other toxins that form acid rain are the threats. Plastics are a threat. -- Will
• Now I can't tell which is beeping. Ugh. Or maybe it's the carbon monoxide detector? UGH. -- Kim Wasabi
• Next debate on Household Safety (Carbon Monoxide Detectors) Bill due 5 December. Can't smell or see CO, an alarm is worth it. -- APIL
• Carbon he is an colorless, odorless gas that is toxic to humans and animals. A few symptoms include headache, dizziness and... -- Owatonna Utilities
• Early chill in the air! Now is a great time to get your furnace cleaned & serviced! Eliminate carbon monoxide issues! -- Hometown Fire
• "Carbon monoxide is a killer. There is no other way of describing it." - Andrew Bingham MP. Not gas then... -- Arj Singh
• Got on a bike today after a very long ass time. I have not missed the sun, Carbon monoxide emissions but i do miss the breeze.... -- Pompom
• Its important not to use generators in your home or garage. Also avoid charcoal or stoves meant for outdoors. Carbon monoxide is deadly. -- Seattle City Light
• This dihydrogen monoxide is delicious, you must have some. -- trutherbot
• Wow i'm thirsty, i could really do for some dihydrogen monoxide right now -- graiam
• The carbon monoxide detector is beeping at me and my mom I'm kinda scared for my like at the moment -- jillian⚓️
• Turned my furnace on. wont know until morning if this is just my usual sleepy/headachey self or carbon monoxide poisoning. -- Kaijin Sama
• There is glitter everywhere! -- Colleen
• "Fall Back" is TONIGHT!!! Set your clocks & check those stocks (& replace smoke & carbon monoxide detector batteries while you are at... -- ARHS_NC
• About 400 people are being evacuated from a hotel after high levels of carbon monoxide were detected -- Kyle Mazza
• is a good time to change the batteries in your smoke and carbon monoxide detectors. They are life savers, make sure they work! -- Mentor Fire Rescue
• Don't forget to set your clocks BACK one hour tonight! It is a good time to check batteries in your smoke and carbon monoxide detectors. -- Pediatric Associates
• Change your clocks, change your batteries! This is a good time to replace your smoke detector and carbon monoxide detector batteries. -- 14850 Today
• Time to turn the clocks back, which means it is also time to clean and replace the batteries in your smoke & carbon monoxide detectors. -- Cascade Natural Gas
• What even is carbon monoxide and why does it keep going off? -- Hollie
• So how do you stop a carbon monoxide detector from chirping during a power outage? No obvious off switch. -- Peter Rukavina
• Carbon monoxide is bad, very bad... -- Ruth Mutegi
• You don't have to be a scientist to know that climate is affected when contrails deplete the Ozone & millions of cars spew carbon monoxide. -- FAZIO VICTORI™
• This is the first Carbon Monoxide Awareness Week: November 1-7, 2014. -- Red Cross in Durham
• Remember that today is a great time to change all the batteries in your... smoke and carbon monoxide detectors as well. -- N. American Warhorse
• Home alone and the Carbon Monoxide alarm is going off.... A little worried.. -- Claire
• Testing your alarm will decrease your risk of getting carbon monoxide poisonous, which is often fatal. -- Local2217

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