Never be ashamed of having a crush on Noel Edmonds I'm a crusher
English television presenter and radio DJ (Famous from The Late, Late Breakfast Show)
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Noel Edmonds is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Noel Edmonds
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - I know Noel Edmonds from my dreams. The ones I see when I close my eyes. Cant stop, must get back to bed. -- Kerry Walker
- is a tending topic for real. But who's name is gonna crop up next? Jeremy Beadle? Noel Edmonds? Timmy Mallett? smh -- The Caligraphist®
- He is a nonce he's next to be nicked -- Blaine Woods
- is like an Up to Date Version of Noel Edmonds Telly addicts? -- Vertical-Leigh
- The offer button is a cracking addition to Deal or No Deal. Noel Edmonds was genuinely excited for once. -- Conrad Charlton
- Why is Noel Edmonds still hosting DOND? All he does is rub misfortune in your face and answer a phone. Contestants should answer instead. -- Sunil
- Jeremy Clarkson is up there with the biggest wanks going along side David Cameron, Noel Edmonds and Piers Morgan -- Robbie Wilson
- Is that Noel Edmonds on -- Jord Henshaw
- He is so annoying on Deal or No Deal -- Cameron Quinn
- He is such a turnip -- THE DOGHOUSE/OUT NOW
- N is for noel edmonds, ma maw says he's ma da -- Greg Fallon
- Ace! I've lived the last 30 years for this day. Deal or no Deal is on live and Noel Edmonds has just suffered a massive heart attack! -- blumpheh
- "Let's not lose sight of the fact he is a huge postcode of a tosshead." -- Scars
- Noel edmonds is a complete dick -- tom bacon
- Noel edmonds is actually a dick -- Liz Metcalfe
- Why the hell is Noel Edmonds being so harsh??? -- Kieran Thirlwell
- Noel Edmonds really annoys me -- Erin
- He is still being a cock I see. Haven't seen in ages. -- Dave Starmer
- Noel Edmonds takes Deal or no Deal far too seriously. -- Colin Woodiwiss
- He is brutal -- Callum Roberts
- Noel Edmonds may be an expert on Cosmic Ordering, but his comic ordering of this beard-dye is second to none. -- Liam Horrigan
- How the heck is Noel Edmonds 67?!?!?!? -- rach
- Noel Edmonds' hair is perfectly quaffed to look like sh!t -- Marc Matthews
- Honestly think he is in some real life version of 'Lost' here. Random buttons and boxes turning up all over the show -- Costa del Blowfly
- What does a 'no deal' actually mean? Is the EU run by Noel Edmonds and the Banker? -- Aaron
- Just heard a very disturbing theory about Noel Edmonds. Not sure I'm ever going to be able to sleep again. -- Stu Munro
- he is quite the guy though -- LARRY!
- He is a tosser -- Sam Houghton
- Is Noel Edmonds' beard a joke? -- Louis Ayto
- Is Noel Edmonds beard real? -- Stephen Cooke
- By the beard of Noel Edmonds!! Is it Friday already??? -- Scott waterer
- DLT is probably waiting for Noel Edmonds to jump round the corner and shout "gotcha" -- Angry Man HAMP
- Here is a list of people who can go fuck themselves - Noel Edmonds. Friends of Noel Edmonds. Associates of Noel Edmonds -- Ethan Robinson
- He is an actual turd -- Jack McDonald
- He is an absolute pain in the arse -- mattttt
- Is there really a banker in Deal or No Deal? Or does Noel Edmonds just talk to himself? -- Kathryn Brown
- I hate Noel Edmonds so much -- Maya Lezzi
- I am still not over Noel Edmonds being the first campmate out in the 2018 series -- Joe
- should really warn people about how increasingly like a cross between Barry Gibb and a dying lion he is looking. -- reallyquitetired
- DEAL OR NO DEAL BANTS he is such a joker -- t dog
- What an absolute danger he is -- Lewis Brown
- As is Noel Edmonds. He's got a giant fucking dungeon under his house. -- Dan C
- Why is everyone talking about Noel Edmonds!?! Is top of the pops on?! -- ObscuredByClowns
- Plot twist: he is the banker -- Dec
- He is such a nause on deal or no deal. I would punch him in his face -- Hannah E Frost
- Noel edmonds is 100% wearing eyeliner -- Alex ♛
- If he isnt using a crayon to colour that beard I'll be very surprised -- Cameron Bruce
- Noel edmonds is next to get a rapey reputation, heard it here first, what a gimp... -- Sam Tingle
- Have I missed it, or is it that he is NOT a nonce suspect? Surprised his name hasn't appeared that I ever recall... blond moment? -- KOOMOONITY LEADER
- The only excuse for crying on deal or no deal is at either Noel Edmonds patter or his dress sense -- Sean Wall
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