Pastor Maldonado

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• Right, wouldn t be realistic to think we could have a formula car race w/out jokes about how he is The Only Driver Who Crashes -- Manny Suazo
• So many decent ex-F1 drivers yet Pastor Maldonado still has a seat. -- Luke Who's Talking
• Pastor Maldonado removes his Nico Prost mask at the back of the garage and chuckles manically, "My work here is done"... -- Brian North
• Writing a new column for the site today. Man, for all the talk of how so many miss out, he is heading into Year SIX. Ha. -- Andre Harrison
• Never let Pastor Maldonado and Benzema meeting each other, is for everybody's safety -- αlιιsα мαrтιкαιɴeɴ
• "Christianity is the only religion based on love." -Pastor Maldonado -- Danielle Garner
• Oh, Pastor Maldonado. What is the point of you? -- Carrie Dunn
• I'm sorry, but if he is good enough to drive in F1, then Verstappen certainly deserves a chance. -- Kyle Booth
• Jules Bianchi is the first driver in the drop zone but is less than a tenth off Lotus' Pastor Maldonado. -- Formula 1 Right Now
• Such a shame they don't use the banked section at Monza anymore. What do you mean it's too dangerous? Well so is racing Pastor Maldonado! -- Mark
• Playing Forza 5 for the first time. My Drivatar is basically Pastor Maldonado. -- Fifty Shades of Hey
• He is apparently pimping out his 1-year-old child to sell anti-dandruff hair shampoo. -- Snoshages Esquire
• Pastor Maldonado sets fastest lap of the race! Which, logically, means he s made a mistake behind someone and is rushing to catch back up. -- Badger GP
• He is at it again. -- Olivia Claire
• The only autograph I have in my house is Pastor Maldonado -- Patrick OConnell #82
• My new low standard of insult is Pastor Maldonado. -- J.P. O'Brien
• Let us all take a moment to realise Pastor Maldonado haven't crashed this year. I don't know about you, but i'm very proud. -- Cecilia Martinussen
• Pastor Maldonado will have no qualms if shown the door by Renault should they take over Lotus but is confident of keeping his seat for 2016. -- Latest F1 News
• Contrary to reports, Lotus' submission is actually dependant on whether or not Pastor Maldonado passes a driver awareness course. -- Bernie Ecclestone
• Pastor Maldonado jokes are getting almost as much annoying as jokes about Kimi and ice-cream. Really, just stop it finally.:/ -- Anna K.
• So far, Pastor Maldonado hasn't crashed this year. -- MyF1World
• This bus driver is like Pastor Maldonado, fast but reckless... -- ❎Ryan❎ LH44 #TeamLH
• My life goal is to be as flegmatic and as confident as Pastor Maldonado. - Me while writing review of Kimi Räikkönen s 2014 season -- oh my godla
• he is in zijn outlap van de baan de gespind, maar de Venezolaan kan zijn weg zonder problemen vervolgen -- RTLGP
• 2014 driver line-ups - the story so far: With last week's announcement that he is to race alongs... -- Liotard Searbrook
• The amount of times I've sat down to write a piece about he is easily into the high 20's. It always ends up as pure abuse. -- Rob Palmer
• ...Richard's not Fernando Alonso and James isn't Pastor Maldonado." I cried -- Daniel Fawcett
• Pastor Maldonado y Romain Grojan so de Lotus -- Germán Albornoz
• Pastor Maldonado selecting 13 as his driver number is too perfect. It's like he knows. -- Auburta Virmar
• He is tending. Has he crashed again? Hope he's OK -- David Starkie
• He is okay after that it crash at turn 4 -- F1 World
• You really know that he is ready for the 2015 season when you hear that he has just crashed in Barcelona ! -- Khaled Louhichi
• ** DANGEROUS ** Pastor Maldonado Is On The Track !!! lol haha -- ✯Mel H.A.M #TeamLH✯
• Pastor Maldonado crashes? In other news, rain is wet. -- Chubbs
• He is at the and no-one has smacked the wall yet. I'm amaized. -- Laura Leslie
• Giovinazzi is literally the current Pastor Maldonado. -- Josef Barker
• I think that jenson button mclaren honda is 5th and pastor maldonado lotus mercedes is 6th -- elio.F.verdazalamoun
• Day two is go - Sebastian Vettel, Nico Rosberg and Pastor Maldonado first out on track -- Luke Smith
• I can't help but to laugh my ass off when he is getting interviewed -- Black Vegeta
• Maldonado on top as ill Hamilton is sidelined BARCELONA (Reuters) - Venezuelan Pastor Maldonado led the timesheets for Lotus on the fir.. -- Genny Matthees
• Jolyon Palmer is like Pastor Maldonado without the hilarity and the ridiculousness. Like a broken beige wall in B&Q. -- Luke McCarthy-Reed
• Apparently no-one knows how old he is! All I know is that a certain someone has a birthday next month (working on smthg ) -- Bex
• happy birthday Pastor Maldonado - he is 30 years of age today - good health and good luck always... -- Tommy Fischer
• 2014 driver line-ups - the story so far: With last week's announcement that he is to race alongs... -- Seltzer Clarka
• Pastor Maldonado believes Lotus is in the hunt. Bold, coming from someone who hasn't won anything in 10 years... -- EveryThingGrandPrix
• The finish line is in sight for this blog. But with my concentration levels tonight, even Pastor Maldonado has a better chance of finishing. -- Simon Bull
• One thing that irks me as an fan is how much stick Pastor Maldonado gets. Dude has shown glimpses of skills and pace that others cont... -- Shanks Ravi
• Only 7 drivers have started every race since the start of 2011... and one of them is Pastor Maldonado. No justice. -- Omar Foley
• Pastor Maldonado: "It was very hot and in those conditions the car didn t look bad." -- Junaid
• For once Pastor Maldonado experienced the rare sensation of being totally blameless for a crash ending up in the wall at T1 Melbourne!!! -- Jorge Lorenzo

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