Never be ashamed of having a crush on Patrick Kane I'm a crusher
American ice hockey player (Famous from Chicago Blackhawks)
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Patrick Kane is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Patrick Kane
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - I've seen him play and he payed for my hockey team's redesigning of our locker rooms -- Jackie
- There s some guy I never met wandering around the office in a Patrick Kane sweater. If this isn t what our security is for I don t know what -- Eric
- Wanna win mcdonalds monopoly so I can get smashed with Patrick Kane -- CHILLSWITCH ENGAGE
- He is ugly as hell. And he's not even 6 feet tall. I don't know what y'all see in him. -- Tyler
- This is also the second year in a row I have been able to pick Patrick Kane in the third round. Like how? -- Meatball
- Gee this Patrick Kane guy is STILL good at hockey -- Nick Fisch
- Patrick Kane at 10 is another mistake. Justin Williams, the Sedins, M Koivu, M Backlund, Giordano, Brodie, all should have made it. -- Andrew Leafman
- He is still going on. He says "you can't be a Blackhawks fan with that on" You said Patrick Kane was the captain "YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK" -- ORIOLES FAN GIRL
- The fact that LeBron is in a commercial with Patrick Kane makes me vomit. -- Anthony Schmidt
- That's just nuts considering he is my second favorite player in the NHL and drose is my second favorite basketball player -- Not Kawhi
- So if anyone in louisiana wins the 1-on-1 with patrick kane in the mcd's monopoly game... give it to me cause I know you won't use it -- Jaimee Springer
- McDonald's monopoly the prizes in the states is to have a one on one day with fucking patrick Kane, the canadian one is with Drew doughty -- mikellie
- If it makes me a bad guy to be impressed by how fucking good Patrick Kane has been this season, so be it. -- Mike Praznowski
- Madison Bumgarner chugs 4 beers at once and he is a hero. Patrick Kane blacks out in Madison and he's the asshole. -- Nick Dziadosz
- Fabbri has drawn NHL comparisons to Patrick Kane. In Kane's rookie season he put up 70 points. Not to mention Fabbri is bigger than Kane was -- Scottrade General
- Ive determined that patrick kane is not a suitable mate as our kids would have terrible eyebrows and i cant do that to my kids -- gabi
- "he is my brother" -- Morgan
- Wait if i play mcdonald's monopoly i can win a one on one experience with patrick kane? is that experience only related to hockey things or -- super spooky emmy
- He is going to be a monster this season he can definitely hit 100 points if he and Richards stay healthy -- Chaco Velazquez
- God, he is so good at hockey. -- Carolyn
- This guy is wearing a Patrick Kane Avs jersey. Hell yes. -- Hi, I'm Erin.
- Don't say he is top 5 if you don't want to get schooled and called retarded -- Nathan Salzeider
- So I heard that Patrick Kane guy is pretty good it's probably just a rumor though -- Kyler Leibundguth
- He is too hot -- Emilie Dunne
- Brad Richards and Brandon Saad will play with Patrick Kane vs. Montreal. Toews is also in the line up. -- Gilles Dufour
- If I'm being honest... I still hate Patrick Kane. -- Raquelle Aguilera
- Patrick Kane's thoughts with the media after earning his 1,000th point is coming up next on the postgame show. -- WGN Radio Sports
- He is a prize for monopoly at McDonald's -- Gabby Blystone
- Came across a playlist called "Patrick Kane's White Boy Jams" and the first song is Everybody Loves Me -- Amy Brueckman
- He is gonna have a monster yr. Predicting 110pt yr for him. Go Blackhawks!!!! -- *Christina*
- Patrick kane is the daddy of cellys -- jonah mccorrister
- Why is Patrick Kane playing for Oakland? -- Peanut
- After the British guy made a d-bag move that shot of Patrick Kane in the mcdonalds commercial was very welcoming. :3 -- Sarah Kmiec
- Sometimes I wonder how people can think patrick kane is good looking but then I remember I think drew doughty is good looking but he's gross -- Casual-T
- Guys for real tho I have a secret crush on patrick kane -- HOCKEY IS BACK
- I would imagine the most recent batch released. There was an extra shortage due to a theft from the distillery so it's -- Trex20
- gonna be in Budapest on quiz night unfortunately! Need to do something soon though? Also, is a certain list out yet? X -- Maria Garry
- Phone is at Patrick Kane percents -- •abs•
- Why is patrick kane part of a mcdonald's monopoly ad campaign and how do i make that stop? -- D
- He is all over the place in these mcdonalds ads. Not mad. -- Casey Michalski
- And he is here for practice. Not used to seeing him be the last guy on the ice. But he's here. Exhale, people. -- Tracey Myers
- Is it wrong that I don't find Patrick Kane attractive -- Anna
- He is in the new MacDonald's commercial 2 of my favorite things -- Ellyse Kealy
- He is team captain -- 79ers
- At what time do we start to have the conversation that he is among the greatest American born Hockey players ever? -- Latin Hawkey
- All I want is to meet Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews -- Jax Teller
- All the people trying to defend jake virtanen and compare this to the patrick kane situation. seriously fuck you -- s
- My picks So far in this fantasy draft 8th overall : Tyler Seguin 12th overall: Patrick Kane -- Minty-sota
- I want to win the McDonald's monopoly so I can meet Patrick Kane or Alex Morgan ($1 million would be cool too) -- C.C.
- What if spencer is related to patrick Kane and that's why he's in Chicago -- cassie
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