Never be ashamed of having a crush on Patrick Kielty I'm a crusher
Northern Irish television personality and comedian
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Patrick Kielty is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Patrick Kielty
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Patrick kielty is funnier than I thought he would be -- CARLEY
- Has Patrick Kielty nicked Frank Carson's joke book? -- showbusinessinsights
- He is about as funny as a burning church! -- Andy Parry
- He isn't remotely funny -- Sarah-Louise Meadows
- Always disappointing when you find out he is on Live at the Apollo -- Ryan Beaven
- Must see soon: Richard III with Martin Freeman. Last time I've been to Trafalgar Studios a 100 years ago, really enjoyed Patrick Kielty then -- Karen Bergen
- Patrick Kielty making me crease hahahaha -- Golibe Ugoji
- Could stap Patrick Kielty in the eye with a fork !! -- Shaun Borge
- Crywank Status: Just laughed out loud at a Patrick Kielty joke. -- Rob Dicken
- Patrick Kielty as funny as toothache. -- Julie D Irwin
- Alan Carr, Andi Osho and Patrick Kielty on the same bill. The BBC redefining 'comedy' there -- Jack Thorpe
- Patrick Kielty. Same Irish jokes every time with a sprinkle of current affairs thrown in to make them look fresh. Bag of shite. -- Will McGrath
- Patrick Kielty on Live At The Apollo -- Raman Paul
- I didn t realise Patrick Kielty was a comedian . Watching him I m still not convinced -- appleblossomB
- Each time I see him I fall a little bit more in love with Patrick Kielty. -- Little Els
- Patrick Kielty and Jon Richardson are absolute heroes -- Michael Monan
- the always magnificent Patrick Kielty. © Sky Plus EPG, 2014. -- James Harper
- Patrick kielty er helt sykt morsom -- Erik Stokkland
- I once went out with a girl who thought Steve Cram and Patrick Kielty were the same person. -- Michael Evans
- These Cat Deeley nudes would be so much better if Patrick Kielty wasn't smirking in all of them -- Luke Mackay
- He is a comedian. -- Lance
- 'Stand-up comedian turned author David Baddiel drops by to talk to Radcliffe and Maconie.' I wonder what he is up to on Radio 2. -- Cogan
- I am somewhere I can hear a radio but can't turn it off. he is on. I bet this is one of Guantanamo Bay's torture techniques -- Complete Control PR
- Can I tell you binge drinking didn't ruin Ireland? Binge drinking built Ireland! - Patrick Kielty. -- Sean Thrift
- Patrick Kielty, professional annoying cunt -- conor
- Patrick Kielty on Radio 2 .. As entertaining and engaging as Ebola. *switches off* -- Chris M1970
- Patrick Kielty making me happy by playing Mr. Brightside on the -- James (Hamez) Pagan
- Lovely to hear our neighbours (Obtain-wise) on the Biz Estate selecting the records on Radio 2 with Patrick Kielty. & -- Branded USB Sticks
- Seriously, Radio 2? Patrick Kielty? -- uwulise
- He is on Radio 2. Putting the 'Cunt' in the 'Country Music Awards' -- Bacardi Oakheart
- Why in god's name is Patrick Kielty hanging around with Florida Georgia Line? -- Ags Connolly
- He is live from Nashville to celebrate the biggest night in country music, the CMA Awards - starting soon on BBC Radio 2 -- RadioWise
- This fake he is annoying -- Ato
- If he is in anyway involved with they wont be getting my money... -- ShedEnd Fred
- Never mind, once they bring on Patrick Kielty and John Bishop we'll claw the goals back. -- Donnie Murdo
- What was the name of that reality thing with Patrick Kielty as a host? They were on an island. Can't be arsed to Google.. -- Simeon de la Torre
- Mrs Brown and yer boys, Gerry Adams, Richie Foran, Patrick Kielty... Get it right fucking roon ye all. -- Russell Abercrombie
- In other news, I saw Patrick Kielty again today. He looks less ginger in real life. -- Madge Hooks
- My mum is so bad with celebrities she thought that Olly Murs was Patrick Kielty -- Lois Crofts
- Lying up watching Patrick Kielty, while playing hangman on my phone what has my life come too -- josh lyness
- Barry Manilow looks like a vaguely anomalous cross between Rod Stewart & Patrick Kielty!! -- Glass Onion
- Patrick Kielty has some of the best cheekbones in comedy -- TimothyCarlton
- Patrick Kielty I applaud you for your charity work. However, I deplore your comic ability. You are a very long way away from funny. -- D
- Patrick Kielty on radio 2 is seriously insulting me and I'm sure a lot of other people saying 50 shades of grey could be the sexiest movie -- claire grice ☮
- Patrick Kielty on Radio 2 is about as enjoyable as a particularly nasty bout of piles... -- Colin Wright
- I have such a big crush on Patrick Kielty. Just listening to his voice on the radio is making me melt -- Jordan
- Oh for the love of god...... Sodding he is on all week :-( -- Perry
- I'm sure he is a lovely person but he does absolutely nothing for me on the radio. Mind you it's hard to replace Steve Wright -- Sarah J. Symonds
- Patrick kielty in for Steve Wright?! And a nation reaches for the next station button. -- Col
- Auction: Fred MacAulay and Patrick Kielty dinner -- Graham Owen
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