Paul Merton

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• So send me treats and maybe Paul Merton to tell my droll jokes all day, but keep Nigel Farage, John Prescott, and marmite. -- Kevin VanOrd
• Whenever I see Paul Merton dressed up like Mary Berry in the new HIGNFY ad, all I see is Grayson Perry. -- Amie Louise Bailey
• Not sure if you care, but Paul Merton's autobiography is a cracking read. Lovely, honest and very easy to get lost in. Smashing stuff. -- Gari MacColl
• So, Paul Merton, how would you sum up that half? "Err, wewll, you know, err, wewll..." -- James
• Why is is the Indian lady wearing Paul Merton's hair? -- D€vid
• Paul Merton in a wig really put me off my Mary wank -- Bao Bao
• He is hilarious as Mary Berry! -- Susan
• Paul Merton as Mary Berry is TOO creepy! -- Béatrice Curtis
• Just looking at the history of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?'. Paul Merton, Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles never appeared together. -- David Yung
• love the advert paul merton dressed up as mary berry is pmsl hilarious -- Cake Finder General
• The new Have I got News for you ad is perfection. Paul Merton dressed as Mary Berry, enough said! -- Sarah
• Paul merton as a woman. Never seen him look so happy in a long time -- pod
• Paul Merton a lovely interviewee, charming, interesting and of course very funny -- Mark Prescott
• I'm sorry but Paul Merton dressed as Mary Berry is hilarious. -- Olivia Phipps
• Is it just me or is Paul Merton an insufferable cunt. -- Guy's Beagle
• "So much of the working class thing is about thinking you're not allowed to do stuff." Paul Merton -- Searsapple
• "Her comments (Anne Robinson/Wales on Room 101) caused uproar and rightly so." Paul Merton's autobiography. Knew we could count on you Paul! -- Phil John
• Q "How would you like to be remembered?" A "Frequently." he is a genius -- Matt Bowsher
• He is older than me. Well that's nice. -- SS
• Paul Merton: The Series is a work of art. Catch all episodes on 4oD if you can. -- Jay Goolaup
• Have I mentioned that Paul Merton's autobiography, Only When I Laugh, is actually crazy brilliant? So good on creativity & hard work. -- Claire Hennessy
• Paul Merton's autobiography Only When I Laugh is wonderful (too) - very funny about the absurdity of being famous; very soulful about life. -- Laura Slattery
• (That is not a picture of Mary Berry and Paul Merton.) -- Abi Fenton
• Is Paul Merton Pete Doherty's dad? -- david hales
• If either of the people can get "is it a dolphin in a bathtub?" in the Paul Merton interview, I'll love them forever. -- A Curmudgeon
• He is the natural successor to Roy Hudd. Discuss. -- Andrew Brechin
• : WTF is sat next to Paul Merton? -- DizziPixxi
• Paul Merton just ripped us a new one... Forget he was arsenal.... He is spot on -- Richard Savva
• So it's time to put this out there cos I can't go on like this... Do I or do I not sound like Paul Merton?! -- Howard Cohen
• "I went to the doctors, I said 'Doctor i want to be sterilised', so he boiled me for eight hours" - Paul Merton -- The Fool
• Fay Ripley is on Room 101. I remember when she was on the old proper one with Paul Merton and tried to put champagne in. NO. -- Rob Smedley
• Room 101 is so bad nowadays. Bring back Paul Merton -- David Farmer
• 4. Comedy links: Alan Simpson who co-wrote Steptoe & Son has been HRBFC president since 1967. he is also a fan. -- Dulwich Dessie
• Gales tonight, so t'internet is freezing sporadically. Watching - Paul Merton has a face like curdled milk as he sits next to Farage -- Anne McMaster
• I ve whizzed through Paul Merton s book. My experience is that good autobiographies leave you wanting more but this one finishes just right. -- Hannah Cooper
• Is Paul Merton presenting that, this is amazing. -- The Fat Consoler
• Just had a WTF moment on reading Paul Merson instead of Paul Merton. -- Sandi
• Enjoying reading Paul Merton's autobiography. One of my favourite comedians ever. -- Mitchell Dunkley
• "Paul Merton comes to Yeovil!" - Award for this week's least relevant press release. -- Amy Glendinning
• Paul Nuttall's attempts at humour remind me of Derek Hatton's on 'HIGNFY', which prompted Paul Merton to say, 'I'd cut to the song.' -- Ben Dunnell
• Mind when Paul Merton had triple the hilariousness compared to current Room 101 with only one guest instead of needing three? -- Emma Wilson
• Also Have I Got News for you! Paul Merton seems bored with doing the show! Lost his mojo and pizzaz he used to have!! -- AlexRatboyHeath
• Is Paul Merton related to Mrs Merton? -- GhostiLeaks The Book
• Watching Paul Merton The Series is on 4OD. A bit of a mixed bag, but that's exactly how I remember it -- Paul
• Important thing I've learnt this year: Paul Merton in a dress looks a bit like me in a dress, yet we don't look very alike without them -- Cethan Leahy
• He is probably the funniest member of the English Whose line is it anyway. -- Dannnnn
• Paul Merton: The series is my favourite thing ever -- Lauren
• How nice to get a letter in the STimes Culture TV pages defending Paul Merton on against the abomination that is Richard Osman -- mark piggott
• Paul Merton and chums was so good tonight. Laughed so much! 10/10 would highly recommend! -- Eve ツ
• Having a good day so far. Made Paul Merton laugh, talked Wayward Pines with Mike McShane and of course... Richard Vranch is at the piano. -- John Murdoch

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