Paul Reiser

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• I know him from Stranger Things and hes so hot. Paul is so attractive and looks so good, I love him. His Body is so sexy. -- TheOtherone
• Aliens would be a better movie if every time he is on screen they play the Mad About You theme. -- andrewdsmith
• So it was Selleck, Guttenberg and...fuck I can't remember the 3rd one. Paul Reiser? No that was My 2 Dads. Well, in this fanfic it's Reiser -- Anguish & Despair
• No matter how many times I land on Aliens the appearance of he is always a surprise -- Shaun Byrnes
• So just to be clear everyone's cool with this whole "bring paul reiser back" vibe going around ? -- DFA RECORDS
• Forgot Paul Reiser was in Aliens. The man of whom they said: "Isn't that Steve Gutenberg?" -- Michael Hann
• I think i'm being punished for downloading tv without commercials because now i'm watching paul reiser in tennis shorts. -- Simon
• There is no better ab workout than the paul reiser. it's the dance craze that's sweeping the nation. video drop this week -- probably fake joe
• OK: That may have sounded sarcastic. But so far it's a really good show. Amazon. Pilot. Season. Red Oaks. Paul Reiser's in it. -- Tweeter™
• Wikipedia keeps telling me he is dead. I don't care what Wikipedia thinks sexual assault is. Wikipedia is not my moral compass. -- Lucas Neff
• Era even. The he is affecting my brain. -- Shaun Musgrave
• I watched it for the great Paul Reiser...Mad About You is on my DVR too! -- Mariella Velez
• is a fun 80s romp with solid performances from Craig Roberts and Paul Reiser. But, at the same time, it couldn't be less original. -- Wesley Ambrecht
• It's really interesting to see Paul Reiser as this grey-haired menacing dude on Red Oaks, I didn't recognize him at first -- Matthew Perpetua
• Obviously a troll. why would someone come to the Paul Reiser Isn't A Turd Demon message boards and post "paul reiser is a turd demon" -- Flannery O'Connerd
• Between You re The Worst and Red Oaks, Paul Reiser really seems to be gunning for this year s comedic MVP. -- Glenn Turner
• I just now realized the only part of my dream last night I remember is attending a workmanlike and competent standup gig by Paul Reiser. -- Rick Freeman
• I had a dream last night that Paul Reiser was the voice inside of my head. I really enjoyed it. -- atomreyna
• Man, he is looking GOOD. -- David Raposa
• Paul Reiser in "Aliens" is both inexplicable and delightful. Also, maybe I shouldn't be watching this before bed. -- JKD
• Growing up is thinking "Maybe Paul Reiser in Aliens had a reason. I bet he had a mortgage and a boss to quarterly review coming up." -- evil ernie luckman
• I always forget that he is in Aliens. -- Nate Logan
• He is really making a comeback, posing as Joe Montana at the World Series for the past week -- C$
• "Which one is the Paul Reiser lookalike?" "Well I mean the dad has curly hair and a stupid face??" -- Georgene
• Man, he is just the quintessential corporate douchebag in Aliens. Impressive. Bravo, man, bravo. -- Charles Porter
• WTF retro "is THAT who that was?!" casting of the week: PAUL REISER as Dane Dehaan's dad in Life After Beth. -- Robert Knaus
• He is very talented so why doesn't he have an Emmy? -- Kate Lind
• ACTORS WHO SHOULD BE IN MORE JAMES CAMERON MOVIES: Michael Biehn Jaime Lee Curtis Lance Henriksen Billy Zane Queen Alien Paul Reiser -- Ryan Rosendal
• I still can't get over how frickin awesome the couch was on My Two Dads. I mean, a couch upstaged Paul Reiser, how neat is that? -- Squirrel Army Guy
• Remember when sweaty Paul Reiser turns off the security cameras in Aliens? That is the thing I most want not to be in this world. -- Joe Randazzo
• Man, I really miss Paul Reiser. -- Brian Owen
• Whiplash is a helluva great movie with a message I think is total fuckin' bullshit. (But Paul Reiser's pretty good in it.) -- J-Dubs
• One of these days when I quote Paul Reiser's "Bad call, Ripley" line from Aliens, someone around me is going to know what I'm talking about. -- Kyle Rex Jones
• In some ways, Whiplash is about Paul Reiser realizing his son is a monster. -- Lilla Zuckerman
• Paul Reiser! This is a horror movie! -- Paul Rabogliatti
• Paul Reiser doesn't make this a horror movie...just a movie that's not as smart as it thinks it is. -- Sock Marionette
• He is my -- angry burrito
• Is that Letterman's guy... Paul Reiser from E Street Band? -- Justin
• WHIPLASH was really good despite jazz *and* Paul Reiser. -- Larry Fahey
• Aliens while I finish wrapping. he is still the worst. -- Jenny
• Matthew Modine reads the Paul Reiser email. Calls to wife in next room "Who is Paul Reiser? I worked with him? Oh the poor man's Seinfeld?" -- YourComicMuse
• He is the sweetest. ttp://gawker.com/the-saddest-email-paul-reiser-wants-more-mad-about-you-1668769519 -- michael parks
• That last comment is the kick-off of my 2015 campaign to be elected Paul Reiser -- Alan Scherstuhl
• I dunno why i'm dyin over Paul Reiser asking Sony why Mad About You isn't more available. -- chris black
• All Paul Reiser wants for Christmas is the entire run of 'Mad About You' to be readily available on DVD and iTunes -- Phil
• Joe Montana is starting to look like Paul Reiser. -- Kathleen Madigan
• Joe Montana and Paul Reiser are brothers and/or the same person, right? -- Jordan Newmark
• My spirit animal is that brown box that knocks Paul Reiser out in Aliens when they're running away, just before Ripley blows the transaxle. -- Bea Arthur Baracus
• Russell Wilson's secret to success is having the same hair stylist that made stars of 80s Steve Gutenberg and 90s Paul Reiser. -- Luke Hatcher
• I love that he is in makes me miss watching reruns of ;) -- Alberie Rachele

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