Paul Simon

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American musician (Famous from Graceland)
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Body: Disorderly conduct charges against Paul Simon and wife Edie Brickell dropped

Updated: 9 years ago (June 17, 2014, 3pm)
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  • 4 star rating "Hey I've got nothing to do today but smile" -Paul Simon need I say more --
  • 2 star rating I really enjoyed Black Panther but Paul Simon seemed like an odd choice for the closing credits theme? --
  • 4 star rating He is the sort of poet that all artists should strive to be like. --
  • 5 star rating Today is brought to you by the small blue patch of sky, Obvious Child by Paul Simon and the fact I have to study all goddamn weekend. --
  • 5 star rating I always get very calm with baseball.-Paul Simon --
  • 4 star rating So weird that paul simon is obviously not take a free. --
  • 3 star rating Paul Simon pandora is the only thing that calms me down after stressing out --
  • 3 star rating Just heard "The Boxer" on the way home. For my money, he is the greatest American songwriter. --
  • 5 star rating Miss Songs of Paul Simon? Courtney Santana will be joining us for some rock n roll. Strings Attached is playing a free show Sunday 1-4pm... --
  • 3 star rating DJoftheNight is playing 30 - paul simon with david crosby and graham nash - here comes the sun --
  • 3 star rating Not sure why this is the first time I'm listening to a Paul Simon album --
  • 3 star rating Today is a Paul Simon, Fleetwood Mac, and late-60s Beatles kind of day. --
  • 4 star rating Blows my mind how many years I went without knowing how groovy he is. --
  • 3 star rating Can just bought four 3-inch phone maker that paul simon is a few flights on 9/11 too old? --
  • 3 star rating Who the fuck has remixed Cecilia by Paul Simon??? What is this world coming?! --
  • 2 star rating Boss this! Gone from Oliver heldens to duke dumont to paul simon now Whitney Houston! Shuffle is boss --
  • 4 star rating " Paul Simon? Is that one of the Beatles?" Amanda. --
  • 1 star rating 'Sometimes, even music cannot substitute for tears.' -Paul Simon (Every person held while they hurt so they heal fast) --
  • 1 star rating "Ugh, this shouldn't be this hard to play, I mean if Paul Simon can do it, so can I" is a stupid, stupid thought I just had --
  • 5 star rating Lorde is the less cool version of Sleigh Bells, who are technically the less cool version of Paul, where does this leave us? --
  • 3 star rating Mandy Spencer just figured out that Julio is most definitely Paul Simon's "John Thomas". --
  • 4 star rating Why does Paul Simon insist on being referred to as aluminum? --
  • 1 star rating He is pretty naive if he really can't figure out why that girl in New York City calls herself the human trampoline. --
  • 5 star rating Really might be in love with paul simon. --
  • 2 star rating Can't stop thinking about Paul Simon and Sting and how amazin it would be, will be so so sad if I can't go --
  • 2 star rating I'm so good!me you want to keep this and 10th-century references i had that paul simon, say new debunker! --
  • 2 star rating London musician, this is my debut music video, a homage to Paul Simon/Chevy Chase, hope you like it! --
  • 5 star rating Lord Farquad is literally '70s Paul Simon ???? --
  • 3 star rating The Sound of Silence with only Paul Simon makes you really appreciate Garfunkel --
  • 1 star rating Waiting in our seats for Jason Isbell and the waiting music is Paul Simon, if anyone wants to know what my heaven is like.. --
  • 3 star rating Stirring Your Memories Is PAUL SIMON - Late In The Evening On The Retro Attic Of Oldies --
  • 1 star rating Today's soundtrack to work is anything and everything by Paul Simon (occasionally accompanied by his friend Mr Garfunkel). --
  • 5 star rating It's Dilla in the pocket but I'm so Paul Simon --
  • 5 star rating I met my old lover on the street last night She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled Paul Simon Still Crazy After All These Years(1975) --
  • 5 star rating I love Paul Simon so much --
  • 5 star rating Paul simon is really great man --
  • 1 star rating Colophon/They give us those nice bright colors/They give us the greens of summers. Paul Simon's song is imprinted on my brain. --
  • 5 star rating Oh my god ray is right how its going to be is so much like paul simon wowowowowowowowowowowow im in love --
  • 4 star rating FYI - Our website is down due to Wizards and Paul Simon. --
  • 5 star rating Paul Simon making doing homework so much easier --
  • 1 star rating I hate october for the reason that its my birthday month. I like it for the reason that Paul Simon's birthday is the 13th. --
  • 2 star rating GARFUNKEL: Hey, Paul. SIMON: Hey... GARFUNKEL: Art. My name is Art. SIMON: I know. Of course I know that. --
  • 5 star rating "A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now Why am I soft in the middle The rest of my life is so hard" Paul Simon --
  • 1 star rating Nu har han vänt på det. The magnificent seven kommer på. Daniel: {förstrött} "Who this? Is this Paul Simon?" Men alltså. --
  • 1 star rating That version of Cecelia by the Vamps is terrible, it's like they're raping Art Garfunkel and forcing Paul Simon to watch! --
  • 5 star rating Paul Simon and car journeys is the perfect mix --
  • 2 star rating Jodorowksy, i have you didn't do you in that he thinks that paul simon is the end of eating baked potatoes. --
  • 1 star rating My dad had this really old video of Paul Simon performing an acoustic version of that song with the Oakridge Boys --
  • 2 star rating Not long ago Sting challenged his friend Paul Simon to write a song with him "The next question is w[...] --
  • 4 star rating Is Rick Ross' "Elvis Presley Blvd." the new Paul Simon "Graceland" ? --

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