Never be ashamed of having a crush on Phill Jupitus I'm a crusher
English comedian
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Phill Jupitus is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Nevermind The Buzzcocks star PHILL JUPITUS IS PORKY THE POET Mon 6 July
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- Phill Jupitus looks like he can't figure out what everyone else is staring at.... -- Jeremy J. Sharp
- I m aware that comedy is totally subjective; but he is so deeply unfunny, it actually hurts. -- David Styles
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Stand Up & Spit with and So many grts - LKJ, Phill Jupitus,
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- Just saw phill jupitus at Leigh train station. Today is a good day -- marita
- Totally just saw Phill Jupitus eatting crisps in the departures lounge :D -- Carrie Blackbird
- If you are in Dublin this evening, come see the Stephen Frost Impro All Stars at Iveagh Gardens! 7pm with added Phill Jupitus. -- Andy Smart
- Phill Jupitus oddly reminds me of Mitchell. -- Aziraphale.
- Eu com o "calendário não está suspenso" = Phill Jupitus com "HE WORK ON THE SHOW" -- Muzachio, M.
- Who first presented 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks'? a. Jack Dee b. Mark Lamarr c. Phill Jupitus d. Simon Amstell -- Quizvia, Inc.
- Saw Phill Jupitus* in the Co-op. He went straight for the Cillit Bang. * Slight possibility that it wasn't actually Phill Jupitus -- Clare Newton
- Love Peter Kay but his Mockney accent is doing my head in. Why didn't they just let Phill Jupitus or someone play the part? -- Glen
- He is shit (just testing a theory). -- Pamela E.
- He is easily one of my favourite people -- goth detective
- "I know Alan well enough for a light twitch." -Phill Jupitus -- Skye Accalia
- Just back from seeing Porky the Poet and his mate Phill on tour in Bristol. Very funny guys. Check out Phill Jupitus website for dates -- Dick
- Every time I read the name Phill Jupitus my brains starts playing the chorus from Fred Vom Jupiter, and I'm OK with that -- Tomas Hemstad
- I'm Ross Kemp and I'm at a curry house to meet Phill Jupitus -- Ross Kemp Bot
- Though what is it with people going into falsetto to do geordie? phill jupitus does it too lmao -- GIDDYTHEFUNKUP
- What is Phill Jupitus doing on the keyboard? -- Katie Morris
- Ok I'm off for a run to see if he is still there -- Steven
- Just lost it at 'compère Phill Jupitus.' tie me to the back of the long nineties and drive me down the M4 tbh -- bryony
- Imported: 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown - 5x01 - David Mitchell, Roisin Conaty, Phill Jupitus [HDTV-720p] -- Charon
- [TV] Live at the Apollo (Dave) Sun, May 30, 10:00 PM Kevin Bridges, Phill Jupitus and Sara Pascoe: Kevin Bridges hosts the stand-up comedy.. -- London_Cable
- If Phill Jupitus can make a successful career out of being tremendously shit at his job then why can t I? :( -- Rowena Coxwell
- Happy birthday to English comedian/writer/poet Phill Jupitus (June 25, 1962), author of Good Morning Nantwich (2011). -- Book_Addict
- NAME A UNFUNNY COMEDIAN. Mine is phill Jupitus -- 🏴steve patrick
- The Angel he is undergoing an improvementing. -- Paul Chinniah
- Asking for a friend. Anyone know what era phill jupitus was funny in? -- Danny
- Wings - Picasso's Last Words (Drink To Me) for Phill Jupitus -- Ship Full of Bombs
- Who is the EU version of Tom Arnold? Phill Jupitus? -- Gabe Posey
- Comedian Phill Jupitus was a team captain on BBC Two's music quiz Never Mind the Buzzcocks from 1996 to 2015. -- QuizBitsPH
- Phill Jupitus once described Sting (and the Police) as the anti-punk and I've yet to find a better description. -- Adam Charles 🥕🦡
- Newest silly crush on a famous dude? In this year of 2022, I have discovered that I have a thing for Phill Jupitus. -- RBKmakes
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