Randy Johnson

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• My wifi is about to meet the wall at Randy Johnson speed. -- Jake Morrison
• Watching Alex Smith throw a day after seeing Colin Kaepernick is like watching Tom Glavine pitch after Randy Johnson. -- Alessandro Miglio
• Made a bit of money this morning.. but not ashamed to admit this is like facing Randy Johnson content to sit. I prefer to face Charlie Hough -- Keebler Elf
• If my math is correct, Randy Johnson's 2001 K total was 4.9 stand devs above mean for ERA qualifiers. Anyone that can explain? (2/2) -- Jon Becker
• Randy Johnson's 1995 season is the greatest pitching season of all time, but Felix's 2014 looks to be 2nd best. -- Darren Gossler
• Randy Johnson's mullet is all-time -- Devin LaPorte
• The most recent to do so was Randy Johnson, who was dominant for the 1998 Astros, his last five starts (5-0, 1.41 ERA, 55 K's). -- CLEVELAND ROCKS
• Carlos Martinez is the 1st pitcher to record 11 strikeouts and 8 walks in a start since Randy Johnson on June 24, 1993 -- Isaac Rodriguez
• Zack Greinke is the first pitcher with consecutive wins with at least seven shutout innings since Randy Johnson in July 2008. -- Ace of MLB Stats
• Jeter isn't even a top 10 player of our generation...he's a rich man'a varitek....no Maddux, Glavine, Pedro, Jr, thome, randy johnson & more -- Anthony Frein
• Clemens and Maddux have defined our era, I believe. And he is right behind them and still going. ~David Cone -- Athlete Quotes
• Talking about first of our era? Remember Jerome Bettis? Randy Johnson? Hey I'm not knocking Jeter but give credit where credit is due. -- Jared Joseph
• So odd that Jeter is done. all I remember about baseball growing up is Randy Johnson, Chipper Jones, and Derek Jeter. -- Court Hamilton
• Jeter the night is yours but my Pittsburgh Pirates win again. 1 back with 3 to play-Is Randy Johnson able to pitch for Arizona this weekend? -- Mario Sacco
• He is somewhere smoking a pack of Marlboro reds and drinking a glass of Canadian mist whiskey tipping his diamond backs hat -- Devin Funchess
• you're an idiot, your name on comment is randy johnson but you throw like 5 mph -- TJ Orrico
• Every great (steroid free) player I watched growing up is done with the game. From Frank Thomas and Randy Johnson, to Glavine and Jeter... -- Andrew Ö
• Apparently Randy did something. Is this Randy Johnson or Randy Jackson? -- djjazzpants
• Derek Jeter, Mariano Rivera and Randy Johnson! Those were my role models in baseball and now Jeters end is way to close. Noo!! -- Jonathan Barraza
• Jeter getting so much publicity for retiring when players like Griffey Jr., Maddux, Biggio, Frank Thomas, and Randy Johnson got almost none -- Joe Oberliesen
• 790 has cats calling in from a certain fan base saying play Yearby, he isn't getting it done. Cats grasping at straws now. -- Anquan Bro'lden
• A bigger deal is made of Jeter than Greg Maddux, Ken Griffey Jr, Albert Pujols, and Randy Johnson, who clearly had better careers -- Keith
• Kershaw is one of the best pitchers i have seen in my life along with Maddux, Randy Johnson, Rivera and pedro Martinez, -- J.A
• It is astounding that Clayton Kershaw won 21 games despite only pitching in 27 games all season. He's the best pitcher since Randy Johnson. -- Kurt Steinberg
• Kershaw's 2014 is the best season for a pitcher since Pedro in 99 IMO. There's a case to be made for a couple of Randy Johnson's seasons tho -- josh charon
• Kershaw is an absolute monster. Best pitcher since Randy Johnson. -- Rich
• Kershaw is the real deal though. Haven't seen a pitcher dominate through the lineup since shit, Randy Johnson lol -- Alex
• Isner is the Randy Johnson of tennis. No idea how anyone returns a 137mph serve. -- Greg
• INSANE how GREAT Randy Johnson and Pedro Martinez were during the steroid era. How is this rarely ever mentioned? -- Bricen Weeks
• Randy Johnson's house is for sale for $25M and I live four miles from him. -- Derek
• Need more space. Photos: Former pitcher he is selling his mansion -- Fields Moseley
• Randy Johnson lists PV home for $25 mil: The left-handed pitching legend is asking $25 million for the 25,000-square-foot Tuscan-styl... -- ♥ Tu Real Singueta -
• Well, they did ship him off to Arizona in the Randy Johnson deal if memory serves right?...Revenge is a dish best served cold -- John Farrell
• How anyone got a hit off of he is beyond me. -- Levi Stewart
• Randy Johnson's house is for sale for $25M and I live four miles from him. -- Matthew M.
• Is getting into a snowball fight with Randy Johnson a bad idea? -- Tim Drake
• So it turns out that one of my childhood baseball heroes, Randy Johnson ( is also quite the photographer. Most dope. -- Grant Apgar
• Soooo randy Johnson is a photographer now... -- Al Pacino
• My question is how did the Mariners not win a World Series with Randy Johnson and Ken Griffey Jr. in their prime -- Leland Ⓜ️anaois
• So heated rn ultimate curve no Randy Johnson -- JoseFromVans
• Randy Johnson's photography talent is such that he can make KISS look cool in 2014. -- Jesse Spector
• That nigga has the shelve life of Randy Johnson what is this -- mr perfect
• Randy Johnson's daughter is overrated -- Pakkman
• RANDY JOHNSON. WE HAVE A RANDY JOHNSON. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. -- Ashley
• The fact that I just saw the Big Unit Randy Johnson at the airport has been a bright side on the day. Dude is taller than me -- Adam Satterfield
• Me: "I like my new principal way more than RJ" Dad: "he is a little Hitler." -- Jeremy Beaulieu
• He is so sick. My new favorite athlete of all time -- Jacob Fier
• I wish comment existed when Randy Johnson played so we could all appreciate together how hilarious his name is -- Sean Cunningham
• Randy Johnson IS THE GREATEST PITCHER OF ALL TIME -- Big Cheese
• Have to believe the Hall of Fame class is at least 4 -- Pedro, Smoltz, Randy Johnson, plus Biggio -- with Mike Piazza coming close as No. 5. -- Adam Rubin

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