Never be ashamed of having a crush on Red Symons I'm a crusher
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Rated by - Where's Red Symons with the gong?? -- Tess Presso
- I'd love to see Sam Newman, Red Symons and Jeremy Clarkson trying to prove each other wrong. -- lozzy
- People get waylaid by Red Symons carry-on on Hey Hey, but he was / is a seriously good guitarist and made the Skyhooks sound. -- cargoARTmag
- Todd McKenney is the Dancing with the Stars equivalent of Red Symons -- Luke D'Anello
- save ABC $ GET RID OF virginia trioli, Jon faine, Red Symons -- Apprenant
- Watching Red Symons & Wilbur Wilde doing old KFC commercials. Productive Saturday night. -- ozzmosis
- "Next time I see a beautiful woman I'll be thinking she has jellyfish in her cheeks." - Red Symons -- ABC Radio Melbourne
- Given they presumably only play the funniest bits on a radio promo I can only assume Red Symons show is utter poo -- ncrowe
- Red Symons, as usual, is Molly s toughest critic. Get him his gong! What s your favorite Meldrum moment? -- sunday night
- Red Symons whilst in Skyhooks is what life's all about -- Tom Gilmore
- Rode past Red Symons the other day.. He was walking to the supermarket with a granny trolly.. I smiled as i zoomed by -- Linley
- This guy across from me is losing his marbles because he is on the tram -- 1kg_bag_of_glucojel
- Red Symons gong suddenly relevant. -- Hendrick_T
- Where's Red Symons with the gong when you need him. -- Toni Nicho
- Henderson is now plainly frothing at the mouth, someone get Red Symons hook and pull him off -- chris
- The Oscars could have done with some Red Symons gong action there -- Sean Kelly
- They need Red Symons with the Hey Hey gong for national anthem guy who stuffed up game -- tish
- Lets be real I'm just obsssed wih Red Symons so....774 it is. -- Morgan
- MAYTES' I was one of The Guys on Red Faces with Big Red Symons.! -- mrwater
- I know what this AFL brekky show is missing ... Red Symons and his Red Faces gong .... -- Janelle
- Excellent line from Red Symons this morning. 'I've never me a person who went to Rio and has read a book.' -- Peter Stevens
- Can't remember who it was but one time a few of my buddies tried to convince me red symons played bass in skyhooks, not guitar. wtf guys -- #getadog
- To pinch a line from Red Symons, nothing wrong with being a self-tribute band . -- Rick Wokeman
- Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing. - Red Symons -- Michael Lockyear
- Okay, can some please call Red Symons in here to stop this nanjiabin's video. Singing is rather terrible. -- Filo2
- ...always liked dancing & forming 'backbreaking bridge' on ground. Think she did Burlesque tease to Red Symons once & he loved - didn't gong -- Pay4PlayPhilanthropy
- Red Symons are forever -- Clifford Carpenter
- I say this as a friend of Red Symons: this is audio he never imagined would see the light of day. ugly, but in its way private. i'm uneasy. -- Jonathan Green
- Wait now he is racist it is very difficult to keep up can we create some sort of list -- Mr Tiedt to you
- The fact that he is still held up as some kind of celebrity says more about Australia than his race brainfarts. -- S7U⚡️
- Has red Symons been sacked after calling interviewee yellow face -- Jinxie
- I never understood how the ABC can broadcast a "best of Red Symons" on the weekend. His weekday show is rubbish. Truly. Ruly. -- punchumgum🐾
- What's happening with Red Symons? Is he ok ? -- Hipstergeddon
- Hurry back Red Symons -- Mignon Schrijver
- Where the fuck is Red Symons with his gong? Get the fuck off my TV -- Brinky
- Red symons came into the cafe so naturally the chefs first thought was to start playing fucking skyhooks through the whole shop help -- lisAAAAH 👻
- Can we replace Red Symons with a robot? That would be a vast improvement if you can. -- Richard McPhail
- Inspiring: Red Symons filmed himself attacking a Chinese miner to support marriage equality -- Ian Spookyenough
- Red Symons you know you're getting old when you start listenin to 'talkback' wireless -- 😇 Gorgeous Greta 😋
- Watching the first and Red Symons telling Shirley Strachan to shutup, haha He was the boss of the band, apparently.. -- Qui'stro_f'r
- Even Red Symons would bang the gong on Dazza -- Linley Jane ☠️
- Red Symons has only had a wet dream six times in his life (all during a 1996 episode of Hey Hey It s Saturday) -- Film & TV Trivia
- On a tram with Red Symons I would rather give him a ride imagine the Conversation you could have -- UberGirl
- Did the singer just get trolled by ANZ audio staff? Is Red Symons up there? -- Scott Sinfield
- Red Symons Redemption -- Red Symons Redemption
- Nothing wakes you up on Monday like a cup of coffee and a bizarre conversation with Red Symons. -- Pavan Dutta
- So far so bad it might work. where is Red Symons now when you really need some funny cutting insult -- eric with a c 🏇🏃⚽🏈
- Whinging sons to receive Red Symons recounts how embarrassing blender incident Michelle Keegan shows including Erin McNaught stuns -- DailyMailBots
- Discussing car names for my sister s shiny new red 2009 Golf. So far: (Roll over) Red Rover Red Symons Chugga Chugga vrrrrbb verb DJ V Dubs -- Liz Broekhuyse
- You know that evil laugh Red Symons would do? I'm doing it now. -- Wolfie Rankin
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