Rey Ordonez

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• Shut the cameras off and I could Beat the Booth. Put a camera on me and I'll tell you Rey Ordoñez is the Mets' all-time home run leader. -- Ed Leyro
• Nicks makes those, but blows the easy ones. THE REY ORDONEZ OF FOOTBALL. -- Michael Wright
• Rey Ordóñez (hijo) en busca de un espacio en la LBPN -- Miguel Hidalgo
• Hijo de Rey Ordoñez, fue traido a Nicaragua bajo la mentira de que jugaria con el Boer. Denuncian a una estafadora de peloteros -- Tirsa Saenz
• That was the equivalent of pinch hitting Rey Ordonez and then putting someone else in for defense. -- Mark Mohr
• Hey that Rey Ordonez retirement Gatorade commercial was awesome. -- Nathan Wurtzel
• "I haven't seen glovework like that in the big Apple since Rey Ordonez" the old man on hanks breakaway glove save -- C.T. Coleman
• Is he a shortstop? ... is often answering the does he look like Rey Ordonez? rather than can he be fringy to average defensively?" -- Brian P. Mangan
• Following up Dave Chappelle with Kevin Hart is kind of like following up Derek Jeter with Rey Ordonez. -- john_zeleznik
• I would take 44 year old Rey Ordonez as the Mets shorstop this year over Wilmer Flores. -- Mark
• Best overall defensive player I've ever seen was Rey Ordonez. The next would be nowhere close -- Wesley Nickelson
• I wonder if people realize we made it to a World Series and a NLCS with Rey Ordonez and Mike Bordick -- Will.I.am.not
• Comparisons to Rose/Harrelson are valid, but this is 2nd time have taken out a SS (Rey Ordoñez, 2000). -- Everyman Sports
• Terry, I know Flores' arm is questionable at best, but Tejada is the worst hitting shortstop since Rey Ordóñez & shouldn't be in the lineup. -- Matt Brucato
• Love how stupid Yankee fans act like Mets fans are coming out of nowhere. Hey assholes, I've been wearing this shit since Rey Ordonez. -- Nick Frank
• The second half of the Lindor contract is a going to make Rey Ordonez look like an elite hitter in hindsight -- Brian Miguel
• I grew up on Rey ordonez and Mo Vaughn and Bobby jones I deserve this WORLD SERIES -- Basquiat Picasso
• Flores should pull a Rey Ordonez right now and just run out of the box and slap the intentional pitch into right field. -- Bobby Spage
• And does that mean someone like Rey Ordonez who was *only* valued by defense was also a net negative? -- The Coop
• Wow... Wilmer Flores with the Rey Ordonez style laser beam to first -- Michael Marinelli
• The moment when u are sure Rey Ordonez could still play shortstop! like 4 real we need ya -- Dennis Lopez
• Mets know all too well of the inability to protect infielders. Flashbacks to Rey Ordoñez's injury rewind in my memory. -- Francisco Bernard
• I went to a Mets/Dodgers game at Dodger Stadium in 2001 - saw Rey Ordonez and Tsuyoshi Shinjo homer. -- David Suntup
• Shoutout to Darryl Boston. Frank Viola. Kevin Elster, Rey Ordonez. sheeesh. -- Shere KJ.
• The sliding stops at SS by Cabrera remind me of Rey Ordonez. -- Jerry Casser
• Some comps: Rey Ordonez was a career .246/.289/.310 hitter Mike Nickeas was a career .180/.241/.238 hitter -- PastASobbingFlores
• Omar Vizquel y Rey Ordóñez tienen que sentarse a ver a Sergio Alcántara y se van a sentir identificados!! -- EL DOTOL
• Rey Ordóñez 2.0! -- PutItInThePodcast
• Amed Rosario couldn't sniff Rey Ordonez's testicle protector -- Pat H.
• Roberto Alomar Allen Iverson Mario Lemieux Mike Bibby Rey Ordonez -- db
• Good morning to everyone except Rey Ordonez -- Daddy Tom
• Someone in crowd wearing a Rey Ordonez jersey? Really? Kiss of death? -- Chris Tsotsoros
• I'll remove this snarky comment if it's revealed that he is a playable legend -- Michael Clair
• I m just think of Francisco Lindor as a really well paid Rey ordonez -- Lori #MVPHARRIS ⚖️
• So Lindor is Rey Ordonez. All glove no bat. -- Mets Fan In Chief
• It's July 6th. I can officially say that Francisco Lindor is a bust. paid over 300 mil for a happy Rey Ordonez -- Brian Scala
• Gleyber Torres starting hanging around DJLM and now is hitting like Rey Ordoñez. Coincidence? I think not. -- We Move
• That play by Luis Guillorme reminded me of Rey Ordóñez so much. -- Michael Mayer
• He is *50*? God I feel old. -- Dan Szymborski
• Baez is kind of like a versatile Rey Ordonez with power. Not a put down. Loved Ordonez. -- Ben Hort
• My Mets narrative: Escobar is hitting 30 HR* *Retire for Rey Ordoñez -- nadrod
• Pete Alonso is turning into Rey Ordoñez without the defense. -- Lawrence María Marquez Gonzalez Calderon
• My wife said I can wear a Mets jersey if we go to the Met Gala so I need help finding a Rey Ordóñez home white w/pinstripes. -- Quiet Criminal
• Lindor really is just Rey Ordonez except he is making 341 million dollars. Worst signing ever. Uncle Stevie got suckered. -- EdwardKaroach
• 161 games into his Mets career Rey Ordonéz is a .230 hitter. $360+ million dollars No signs of slowing down! -- sean 🇺🇸 / 🇺🇦 ⚒
• Who is the best defensive shortstop you ever seen? I ll go first Rey, Ordonez -- jonathan
• It s genuinely hilarious to me that Rey Ordoñez 2.0 is an All-Star finalist to start at SS. -- Ryan Ribeiro
• My biggest memory of Lopez is that he punched Rey Ordoñez on the team bus, requiring stitches -- Nick Pauly

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