Richard Jeni

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• Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.-Richard Jeni -- Jacqueline9013
• "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in." Richard Jeni -- Park Chorong
• The real tragedy of is that Richard Jeni was so funny in it. He could have had real potential as a leading man in future movies. -- Fred
• "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in." Richard Jeni -- Kristel Grace
• to quote Richard Jeni " one out of every three Americans .... is as big as the other two" Yes we are lazy. -- Jon Frary
• Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in." Richard Jeni lol -- Rabab Musalli
• Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in. Richard Jeni -- Smith
• Spent 2hrs thinking about Richard Jeni's transitive rule: If God is love + love is blind then Ray Charles is God -- Drunk Llama
• Chicago is a bunch of transplanted New Yorkers who said gee I like the crime and the poverty but it's just not cold enough - Richard Jeni -- Twisted Knickers
• Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is. ~ Richard Jeni -- Learning English
• We've lost so many great comics, but the one I think of most is Richard Jeni. His routines randomly pop into my mind. -- Beth Bartlett
• You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend. Richard Jeni 3051 -- Atheist Quote Bot
• RIP Richard Jeni. -- Tori Sipe
• Working late, muttering Richard Jeni under my breath: "Who the hell was on watch?!? 2 steps more and he would've had the cure--get him out!" -- Laurel Brooks
• Circumcision - such a waste - it s always going to look a little sad and tired no matter how you whittle the top. Richard Jeni -- Richard Jeni Comedy
• Todas las películas porno deberían llamarse "Cosas que nunca te van a pasar en la vida" - Richard Jeni. -- estudiastandup
• "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in." Richard Jeni -- Eve Rabi
• Frank Caliendo is the Richard Pryor of sports humor. Wait no, I meant Richard Jeni -- Dan W.
• Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in. - Richard Jeni -- Geoffrey Muse
• Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75; walked back out in the street genuine Rolex watch: six bucks. Richard Jeni -- david cordick
• If you close your eyes Nick sounds almost exactly like Richard Jeni, it's eerie. -- Nathan
• Ralphie May sells bbq sauce now? That's like Richard Jeni selling hand guns -- Mike K
• Hehehe: Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in. - Richard Jeni -- Olivia Savage
• Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. - Richard Jeni -- Dan Clark
• Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck. Since the first two are a function of the third, it's pretty much all luck. Richard Jeni -- Shrey #SMWBangalore
• "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in." -Richard Jeni -- LivingSU
• "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." ~ Richard Jeni -- MariaGracia♕
• Crippled Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast (Dedicated to the late great Richard Jeni.) -- G.G.RUIZ
• Religious war, at its simplest, is basically killing each other to see who has the better imaginary friend. -- Richard Jeni (1957 2007) -- Adam Smargon
• RIP Richard Jeni -- Juugnichi Tazawa
• You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend. Richard Jeni -- Bagus Santosa ノエル
• The correct answer was Richard Jeni circa 1991. -- Mister Greggles
• Louis CK, Nick Dipaolo and Richard Jeni wrote Chris Rock's standup. -- TRMD
• The Robert Klein interview should have been a prison visit interview like Richard Jeni. Hopefully his career will end the same way. -- Shawn T
• "If carrots are so good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?" - Richard Jeni -- P.L. Klein, Author
• Scroog468: bobkevoian BobsFunGirl hahaha this reminds me of the old Richard Jeni bit (pneumonia, oldmonia; gonorrhea, rhea pearlman) -- John RT Bot
• Religious people are basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend. Richard Jeni -- Frida Fox
• "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in." Richard Jeni -- Henry™ Not Thierry
• Im having my Star Lord moment. I'm listening to Richard Jeni's final album just released years after his death. Wish me luck on Mix -- Justin Rupple
• ~ You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.~ Richard Jeni -- Atheist Personals
• Watched the late Richard Jeni's stand up special "Platypus Man". I finally understand why many comics consider him a legend: he was one. -- GameDev MarsCat
• Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in. Richard Jeni -- KrezziaG
• Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in. -Richard Jeni -- WayTooViral
• Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in. -Richard Jeni -- Gladz Guardiario
• "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in." Richard Jeni -- Jayye
• Anybody else have days where you really fucking miss Richard Jeni? -- YOUNG ROB DE NIRO
• Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in. Richard Jeni -- Fifi
• "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in." Richard Jeni -- Martin Nkosinathi
• "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you re in." Richard Jeni -- Tala_s
• I suppose that the one thing we learned from Richard Jeni's passing is that, if you're mentally ill, take your meds. Stay alive, please. -- Alice Radley

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