Richard Nixon

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• I know Richard Nixon because he’s dating my principal and my mom dreams about him. Nice hairy chest. Sometimes he sneaks under my bed and holds my hand when I have nightmares. He sings me the national anthem to lullaby me to sleep. He’s like a father to me. Thank you Richard for parenting me. -- sophiszomislouissamjoanneandreanoah
• A very underrated president. He was most likely set up in the Watergate fiasco. If it weren't for Watergate, he would have probably have been one of the top 5 presidents ever. Probably more liberal than the last three Democratic presidents Carter, Clinton, and Obama believe it or not. His policy of normalizing relations with China was an underrated accomplishment. He also was the president who helped the disabled receive Social Security disability payments. His administration desegregated more public schools than any other administration. His "war on drugs" however was an epic failure. He also waffled on Vietnam. leaving us there a lot longer than we should have been. -- Anonymous
• So this is more of a brief speech, if Apollo 11 had failed by Richard Nixon. -- △
• So this is more of a brief speech, if Apollo 11 had failed by Richard Nixon. -- Cenox Services
• lol whatever. he is a dead bastard and Im a jew that smokes alot of pot so ...in his fuckin dead flabby face -- Herbal Aficionado
• so Fluke is Dick Cheney... or Richard Nixon lmao -- Lori
• So the Irish Water Charge is 38 more than first mooted. This is the beginning of what Richard Nixon referred to as 'The Shaft'. -- Patrick Cullivan
• ANNOUNCER: But Wait! Call now and get this special bonus album: "Richard Nixon Sings the Songs of The Kinks" -- Gabby Hayes
• "he is really my father", Shouts Muammar Quadaffi. -- wonderferret
• So the Hustler Kid from the Recess movie is dressed up as Richard Nixon and talking about conspiracies. Fuck yeah Recess. -- Neal Colecchi
• Richard Nixon unsuccessfully applied for the FBI which is ironic on so many levels -- Andaemon
• He is so outrageous! -- MeghanCatherine
• The most important thing about a person is not very they are loved or disliked; it's that they're respected. -Richard Nixon -- AlinaAlivtina
• My daily struggle is to not reply to every woman commenting on dick pics with a picture of Richard Nixon. It's very difficult. -- Rod vonFleischhammer
• I see an OMG Fact about Richard Nixon ending biological weapons programs and all I can think is "So thats what happened to Umbrella." -- Luke Bohannon
• 40 years ago today, President Richard Nixon resigns from office. He is the first, and only, U.S. President to do so. -- WorldFacts
• Richard Nixon's nose is so crucial to have for portrayals of him in movies -- Jake Marquart
• Why is richard nixon's head on futurama so often why that president -- McKenzie Will
• So, the WATERGATE SCANDAL is what brought richard nixon's presidency to an end. people, the media, will reference this scandal, which is VER -- Bugsy_Deagull
• It's so comforting to know he is not a Crook, Barack Obama is not a liar & Al Sharpton is not a Rat, -- Mascha Cherrison
• So the same day that we learn about Richard Nixon's Watergate coverup, another Politician named Nixon (Jay Nixon) is in hot water -- MªᎿᎿ ᏰᏋᏝᏝ
• Why is everyone so mean to Richard Nixon -- Hannah Koepke
• Quote of the day: "This is the Liberal Party of Richard Nixon, not Robert Menzies." Very true. -- Benny Mayhem
• Investigative Journalism is a masterpiece. It made President Richard Nixon step down, So will Kanyari. -- Liberty Kituu
• He is the second most lawless president of all time (behind Obama), so why are we still enforcing his drug laws? -- Zack Moore
• What's really remarkable about Republicans is that when Richard Nixon RESIGNED, his approval rating was 25%. Think about THAT for a while. -- UV
• The older I get the more I realize that he is a very underrated political figure. -- Keith White
• Pretty is dangerous in politics. So is celebrity. You want a person with bad ideas to look like Richard Nixon. Or Stephen Harper. -- Lavender Blume
• "he is one of the most fascinating political characters in American political history."-oh really mr. stewart -- Cole Fox
• So, is Stephen Harper the equivalent of Richard Nixon in terms of his effect on (lack of interest in) the space program? Discuss. -- Parabolicarc.com
• Richard Nixon proposed to his wife on their first date so obvi she said no but anyway that is something not to do -- MacKenzie
• So, Kevin Spacey is going to be playing Richard Nixon... Fantastic! -- Matthew ☕️
• Which is better Braylyn's crush on Obama or Kellie's crush on Richard Nixon? -- Jacqui Leigh
• "You have to face the fact that whole problem is really the gamers." -- President Richard Nixon on -- #RealGaterBoy
• Unfortunately today's republican party is so entrenched in the far right politics of FOX NEWS, the Tea Party and the Ghost of Richard Nixon -- AdmiralRoadCapital
• There is something very wrong with this company. It s like Richard Nixon came back from the grave and is running a startup. -- Mark Jäger
• Please welcome RICHARD NIXON H. to Dog Days! He is a very sweet Basset Hound and his character matches his name! -- Dog Days Birmingham
• Have you ever thought that he is either really right and got fucked, or just really evil and rightly condemned. -- $$$$
• WOW this thing is SO MESSED UP I cannot BELIEVE that Richard Nixon attempted to cover up his involvement WHATS ON THAT TAPE NIXON -- Cybershell
• "There is something very wrong with this company.It s like Richard Nixon came back from the grave and is running a startup." Gruber on Uber -- Rams
• Gruber on Uber - There is something very wrong with this company. It s like Richard Nixon came back from the grave and is running a startup. -- Matti Kotsalainen
• "There is something very wrong with this company. It s like Richard Nixon came back from the grave and is running a startup. -- Gautam John
• QOTD: There is something very wrong with this company. It s like Richard Nixon came back from the grave and is running a startup. -- Chad Thompson
• There is something very wrong with this company. It s like Richard Nixon came back from the grave and is running a startup. -- zomoco
• So far the total number of unsolicited dick pics received via DM since starting comment is three. And two of them were of Richard Nixon. -- Just Call Me Frank™©
• Tom brady and richard nixon! this is so far out of hand. -- trey
• So is Bill Belichick the Richard Nixon of sports??...I've told you everything I know... -- Brad Buckingham
• "...You're so vain,you probably think the song is about you..."-a summation of the Belichick presser. Channeling Richard Nixon -- Ivey McClelland
• Bill Belichek is really giving off a Richard Nixon vibe -- Nima Jafarkhani
• So is it pretty much clear now that Richard Nixon coaches the Pats? -- Stefe

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