Never be ashamed of having a crush on Robbie Earle I'm a crusher
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Rated by - Good lord I hate Arlo commentating on Arsenal matches. One of the worst narrative peddlers out there. Only worse on NBCSN is Robbie Earle. -- Ben
- My god, he is an idiot -- jpryanlaw
- Balotelli plays very deep when he has to Robbie Earle. -- Francois Milkshake
- Pontius taken down in the box and Robbie Earle says "anywhere else on the field that's a foul" Really? It's STILL a foul, dammit. -- John Webb
- Robbie Earle read my mind. A scrappy game like this is screaming for a scrappy Eddie Johnson. Regardless of form. -- Steven Anthony
- He is at RFK? -- Bobby Bancroft
- Robbie Earle said before the match that Birnbaum is "exceeding expectations," which is true if you have no fucking idea what is happening. -- Rick
- He is on the MLS on NBCSN set providing analysis. I quite like it. -- Ata Dizdar
- He is at RFK... Why are you not in England? Why are you mispronouncing our players' names? -- Chrys P-R
- Robbie Earle on NBC seriously just criticised Christian Benteke for not scoring enough goals so far this season. -- Andrew Haughton
- Are you blind, Robbie Earle ? Ivanovic didn't touch the lad. It's so blatant on the slow motion you've just showed -- TheRedDrJ
- Oh fuck-off Robbie Earle. Your head is so far up Mourinho's ass. You predicted them to win. -- Shötta
- When is Robbie Earle going to finally get promoted to Robbie Marquess? -- Jim Daly
- NBC Sports Radio's digital output is giving Robbie Earle and Robbie Mustoe a Saturday show, starting this Saturday at 5 p.m. ET. -- Steve Lepore
- I have finally arrived on comment .....and the lovely Mustoe is holding my hand. Robbie Earle -- The 2 Robbies
- "Every move Koeman makes is perfect" -Robbie Earle -- Dan
- He is terrible -- black hat hacker
- Robbie Earle proper reminds me of someone else I just can't put my finger on who it is... -- Lezzer
- If you're watching the NBCSC pre-game, take note that he is the father of the player drafted this week, Otis. -- The Kickaround
- My MLS team, FC Dallas, just drafted Robbie Earle's son. Hoping his mustache is as good as his dad's. -- Paul Theiss
- So does this mean we all get to call Robbie Earle "Dad" now? -- Gina
- Otis Earle, son of former EPL player Robbie Earle, is taken 15th by -- Justin Churchill
- Got to feel sorry for the America people who watch the Premier League on NBC as they have to put up with Robbie Earle as a pundit. -- Sean Miller
- So Robbie Earle's son is projected to go in the top 10 picks at the SuperDraft tomorrow the. Where did my childhood go? -- Freddie Shires
- Hilarious pundits like Robbie Earle now saying pace isn't needed now Kane is doing well. But hey that French guy at Arsenal? Nope, slow. -- Cörey J. Chatelain
- Somebody vine this Robbie Earle shite so we can replay it later when Kane tanks. -- Mark J. Fine
- Our work Internet's gone down again and the only loaded webpage I have is Robbie Earle's Wikipedia page :/ -- Premise Beach
- Robbie Earle's lisp is not quite like any I've ever heard. -- Jeremy Gallagher
- "Ben Mason got his first goal for the football club this week" says Robbie Earle. A pet hate: just say "club", I know the sport involved. -- Luge Pravda
- When you have the same highlighter as Robbie Earle -- owen shapleigh
- Robbie Earle also coining the phrase a "stoner clear penalty" -- Sam Beadle
- Robbie Earle as a pundit just said on TV. Villa could do with losing the FA Cup game. F**k off! -- My Old Man Said
- Feel like Robbie Earle man but I hate Agbonlahor and I wish Bruce had got a hold of Poyet and nailed him. -- Joe Ricketts
- Robbie Earle said Leicester should side Adebayor if they want top 4. Leicester are hard working and fast paced, Adebayor is slow and lazy -- Kai
- Is Robbie Earle having a laugh when he says we should sign Adebayor -- LCFC Family
- So Robbie Earle reckons we should sign Adebayor in Jan to sustain our top 4 push -- Daniel Cooper
- Robbie Earle :"This is cray cray." -- Steve Brenner
- Us streams of football games are weird. robbie mustoe and robbie earle arguing over whether olivier giroud is a "A-" or "B+" striker -- Herschel McLandress
- What planet is Robbie Earle on? -- Adam Boulton
- Watched a lot of NBCSC with Robbie Earle as the resident soccer pundit. It's good to be home, is all I'm sayin -- Richie Shoemaker
- SUPPER TIME STIFF ONE - Which World Cup accolade did Robbie Earle claim? -- InverurieLocoWorksFC
- Still no OBE for Robbie Earle -- Paul_Ed
- Did Robbie Earle miss out on an OBE again? -- Phil Makepeace
- "You look at Smalling and Blind, they've got the pipe and their new Christmas slippers on." Robbie Earle, the legend. -- Slavko Bekovic
- "Smalling and Blind have their pipe and new Christmas slippers on." Genius commentary from Robbie Earle. -- Geoff Evans
- I'd forgotten how bad Robbie Earle was. Wooden comes to mind. -- Andy Wales
- Why is Robbie Earle tellng us to sign Adebayor? He's literally the last player we'd want. -- JH
- He is brilliant- Stoke should spend 30m+ on a striker so they'd have a chance to finish 6th -- Carstaps Porzinthony
- He is a dapper, dapper man. If only I could look that put together. -- Chris Showalter
- He is turning into Augustus Kwembe. -- Mick Tickner
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