I have a crush on Robert Schimmel and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Robert Schimmel

American comedian (Famous from Stand-up who survived cancer, and left his wife for his daughters friend)

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I thought about Robert Schimmel this morning. so funny, his timing was impeccable. view -- Fred Mertz
I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.' -Robert Schimmel -- Holly Would
Robert Schimmel, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy -- Shawn Carvalho
Here are two ... Robert Schimmel & Mitch Hedberg -- Eric Miller
Robert Schimmel one of the best ever.. -- Mike Maychack
"... your seat back doubles as a floatation device. Until the sharks come. Then it's a bobber." - Robert Schimmel -- Casey Gunderson
honorable mention to Robert Schimmel -- Jeremy Ireland
Toasting The Town remembers born comic Robert Schimmel who passed this day in 2010 -- ToastingTheTown.com

Died 2010 - Robert Schimmel, American stand-up comedian (b. 1950) -- On This Date Facts™
I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it. - Robert Schimmel, who died 3 Sep 2010 -- David Reed
Dear God, next Tuesday when I go under...I am so cool to meet you at the gate. Pls have Robert Schimmel next to you xo -- MRS. Obvious
I would love to go to their show:Jimmy Carr, Gabriel Iglesias, Dane Cook, Kevin James, Robert Schimmel, Russel Peters, George Lopez, Aziz.. -- Nicole Zammit
"Introduction" - Robert Schimmel -- radioSwirly playlist
Dangerfield introducing Robert Schimmel on one of his HBO specials. "alright... here's a guy. I don't know where he's from and I don't care" -- Elijah J. Brubaker
Robert Schimmel: My dentist said, 'You're going to feel a little prick in your mouth.' I said, 'Hey, I'm not that fucked up yet.' -- Jewish Comedians
He is off the chain -- Billy Yank the Yeti
My Top 3 Artists: Josh Ritter (21), Robert Schimmel (11) Hiss Golden Messenger (10) -- Frieder Haney
He is hilarious. Shame he died. Rip -- Prede
Robert Schimmel's timing was unbelievable. His expressions gave you all that you need and he is truly missed. -- Comedian Network
"My dentist said, 'You're going to feel a little prick in your mouth.' I said, 'Hey, I'm not that fucked up yet.'" ~Robert Schimmel -- Wit & Wisdom
Il Lido Pola propone i migliori lavori del Cabarettista Robert Schimmel Questa sera un appuntamento per divertisri e riflettere... -- Spaccanapoli online
"I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.'" Robert Schimmel wb 66 today -- Quotes Today
Robert Schimmel would have been 65 today and I'm sad we never got to see him as a dirty old man. -- John Fugelsang
Meanwhile, over on Facebook, people aren't stopping to think before wishing the late Robert Schimmel "Happy Birthday!" on his FB wall today. -- Sean L. McCarthy

My Top 3 Artists Josh Ritter (21), Robert Schimmel (11) Hiss Golden Messenger (10) -- Vera Berg
Robert Schimmel the great comedian had a joke about the advice to punch a shark if he attacks you + -- Top100Movies
I miss Robert Schimmel. -- honkey kong
Robert Schimmel was like a smoother George Carlin -- ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Wow-thanks for all the Robert Schimmel videos. Best comedian ever. My head hurts from laughing so hard. -- Lizbeth Morse
People make a living donating to sperm banks. Last year I let $500 slip through my fingers. -Robert Schimmel -- Cream
Listening to A Hunk-A Hunk-A Burning Sex Talk by Robert Schimmel, on my Echo! -- David Folender
He is the goat. -- DUBEM
If you buy my cd// Robert Schimmel -- sofiya
Today would've been comedian Robert Schimmel's birthday. Check this guy out. He had some really funny stuff. -- Lawrence
IMDb. January 16th. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Robert Schimmel, Sacario, Melinda McDowell, Pedro Mari Sanchez, Leslie H. Martinson, Karl Freund. -- GSmith
Tune into The Art Scene program, Sat 1:06pm on KOWL 1490am Lake Tahoe, to hear Robert Schimmel interview Anu Yadav! -- Arts For The Schools
Er komen weer heel wat mooie Toyota 's binnen bij Van Schaik Krimpen. Interview met Robert Schimmel. Over de midi-suv net onder de RAV4 . -- jan timmer
Robert Schimmel - The Gym (Spoken Word) from If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car -- Paul Harvey
For the first time EVER I laughed watching Robert Schimmel if you're listening (not likely since you're dead), thanks man. -- LaMott Jackson
I miss Robert Schimmel. He was brilliant. -- Mr. Spanos
Jesus, can we just say a collective NO to Melissa McCarthy movies? Have any of you even heard of Robert Schimmel? Wtf? -- HEY MY MAN Podcast
Because when you re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy. Robert Schimmel -- norman
One of the many reasons that I wish Robert Schimmel was still alive is so he could star in "Taping a Psycho's Ankles: The Gary Vitti Story" -- Ethan Teller
From some reason I all of a sudden miss my two favorite comedians. Robert Schimmel and George Carlin, both gone too soon. -- Eric
I just heard about the passing of Robert Schimmel. Thanks for the laughs since '99, Robert. -- Wilson
Robert Schimmel: Trap Unprotected -- AddAWordBot
This is the worst Robert Schimmel set I've ever seen. -- Super Duper
I mean this in no mean way...but does anyone else see a g-rated Robert Schimmel in -- Tracy Forner
Robert Schimmel died 9 years ago today. What a genius and legend he was. Gonna watch some of his standup tonight. -- Joey Image
Aww Richard Jeni, RIP Robert Schimmel RIP -- Chris R