Roger Clemens

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• He is now doing donuts in center field in a pinstriped Hummer as Wade Boggs flips the crowd off. -- Pete Abraham
• After Ted Williams, David Ortiz is the greatest Red Sox ever, greater than Roger Clemens and including Babe Ruth. -- Ty Thompson, LastDon
• Is Roger Clemens on the radio? Did not see that one coming. -- Steven R. Spoiler
• Wish we had more Jeters and Duncan's and not so many Ray Rices or Roger Clemens. -- Logan Wieand
• I am watching KINGS VS ducks preseason hockey ... So go fuck you Roger Clemens Ch 692 -- Davis
• WHERE IS ROGER CLEMENS LOL -- Andy Poulton
• "he is in George Steinbrenner's box" -- Dr. Jeff
• Where is Roger Clemens..? -- Jeff Berest
• This is the most emotion I've heard from the Yankee radio booth since Roger Clemens showed up in George Steinbrenner's box. -- Migly
• Jeter's wearing a memorial to himself on his head. Is this weirder than Roger Clemens' giant glove patch from back in the day? -- Ty Keller
• Sports would be so much more exciting if they were like pro wrestling. Imagine Roger Clemens returning next year wearing a mask as pitcherX. -- Anthony Laurenzano
• I find it weird that my bf's mom is good friends with Roger Clemens. It's awesome, yet weird. -- Kassie Naranjo
• Intact the last time I was really passionate about watching baseball on t.v was when Roger Clemens first retired..anyway. -- the pitcher
• "I think anything is possible if you have the mindset and the will and desire to do it and put the time in." -Roger Clemens -- BBBS of Northeast FL
• "Everybody kind of perceives me as being angry. Its not anger, its motivation.", Roger Clemens -- Arena Text Graphics
• " I think anything is possible if you have the mindset and the will and desire to do it and put the time in. -Roger Clemens ," -- Stephen Cade
• I think anything is possible if you have the mindset and the will and desire to do it and put the time in. -Roger Clemens , -- Aristotle
• DEEEEEBBBBBOOOOOOOOO is comin back!!! In perfect Roger Clemens fashion too! Wooooooo -- Tommy Davis
• Roger Clemens from Phi Psi is so cool.. -- Tyler Ward
• "I think anything is possible if you have the mindset and the will and desire to do it and put the time in." (Roger Clemens) -- Caio Augusto
• I think anything is possible if you have the mindset and the will and desire to do it and put the time in. Roger Clemens -- Yousouf Mohoboob
• I think anything is possible if you have the mindset and the will and desire to do it and put the time in. Roger Clemens -- Romi Scott
• SO 1. John Smoltz 199 2. Andy Pettite 183 3. Roger Clemens 173 4. Mike Mussina 145 5. Tom Glavine 143 -- Héctor Gómez
• Domingo German is 1st Yankee starting pitcher with 3 wild pitches in an inning since Roger Clemens on Sept. 8, 2002 vs Tigers (4th inning) . -- Katie Sharp
• They have that incredibly annoying dad, who thinks his son is roger clemens, but not so much... -- Tyler Starks
• I think anything is possible if you have the mindset and the will and desire to do it and put the time in. by Roger Clemens -- IPM
• He isn't pitching tonight. 3 hits!? GTFO -- Nick Fink
• Wait, how much benefit is there in having Roger Clemens in a slow pitch softball league anyway? -- Frank Firke
• I think anything is possible if you have the mindset and the will and desire to do it and put the time in. - Roger Clemens -- Josh Burr
• Think Kershaw is dominant? Pedro Martinez 1.74 ERA in 2000 led AL, 2nd was Roger Clemens with 3.70 -- Drewman
• 3 active players have hit a home run off Roger Clemens, 1 is easy to name, the other 2 people would not think -- Isaac Rodriguez
• So blessed I got to see Jordan play in a wizards uniform, Brady, Peyton, Jeter, Shaq, Wade, Roger Clemens... So many legends -- J•O•S•E™✈️
• My buddy hung w Roger Clemens the other night, said he was a real nice guy and told great stories...but I still think Roger is a DB -- Dan H
• Adrian Peterson's attorney is Rusty Hardin, who has presented Roger Clemens, Rudy Tomjanovich, Warren Moon, Wade Boggs and Scottie Pippen. -- Arash Markazi
• AP's lawyer is Rusty Hardin....yes THAT Rusty Hardin who was Roger Clemens' lawyer -- Sean Caulfield
• "Everybody kind of perceives me as being angry. It's not anger, it's motivation. -Roger Clemens" -- Baseball Quotes
• Ricky Nolasco is Roger Clemens tonight -- Billy Cova
• Mr. G son, John G. told me Roger Clemens was/is his next door neighbor. -- Chris Salaxar
• Wait a minute...Adrian Peterson's lawyer is Rusty Hardin? Yup, the same lawyer that defended Roger Clemens. This ought to be good. -- Justin Brower
• He is going to "bounce into the stadium" and meet the new manager next week, he said. -- Brian McTaggart
• Norris is a replica of Roger Clemens; he has the same mannerism, looks a bit like him, and does everything Clemens does when he is pitching -- Pedro Martinez
• Kershaw-vs-Wainwright is first postseason matchup of 20-game winners since Curt Schilling-vs-Roger Clemens in Game 7 2001 World Series. -- Richard Justice
• That's a lie, Chris Carpenter or he is -- Ryan Deckard
• He is getting me ready for next season and it's still only October. :( -- John Alexander⚾
• Pedro Martinez is drunk. Just said Bud Norris is Roger Clemens -- M1
• HAHAHA PEDRO SAYING THINGS ABOUT NED AND AUSMUS, MANAGING!!! oh.. oh god. Bud Norris... is not Roger Clemens.... -- Yadi'sOedipalComplex
• Last 18 inning postseason game I remember is Atlanta vs Houston in 2005. Roger Clemens picked up the win for the Astros. -- Sam Hyman
• So when does Roger Clemens come in in relief? -- Chris Knoblock
• According to Harold Reyolds the Dodgers are Murderers' Row and Greinke is Roger Clemens -- Dalton Kelley
• Clayton Kershaw is the most dominant pitcher since Roger Clemens came to the big leagues with Boston -- Michael Spinks

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