Never be ashamed of having a crush on Ross Noble I'm a crusher
English Comedian (Famous from Ross Noble: Freewheeling)
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Ross Noble is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Rated by - Off to see Ross Noble in Leeds, never seen him before, so not sure what to expect, should be good though -- norman smith
- Can't watch QI with Ross Noble on because I have physically met him and he is a wanker. -- spoopyblocked
- Going to see Ross Noble with beth tonight....absolutely no idea who he is. Probably discouraging that my dad thinks he's "hilarious". -- Louise Fraser
- Ross noble's randomist show is a gift to mankind ive watched it like 5 times and i still laugh til the point of tears -- moa
- I suppose it depends on the guests. I'm really not keen on Ross Noble. -- Abby
- Ross noble is a reight laugh -- Thomas Armitage
- Ross noble is a funny fucker -- christian
- Sub-Clarkson shite from Ross Noble on Room 101 about elfin safety and I used to think he was good. He's just got so lazy. -- Ronnie Barko
- Ross Noble stand up brilliant never laughed so hard! -- Carolyn Frost
- So excited to see Ross Noble tonight! -- Max Qayyum
- Well most of our stuff is packed for Paris tomorrow, now to get some done before we go to Notts for Ross Noble later -- Ray Reaps a Lot
- He is a complete bellend -- Raquel
- Haha he is so funny ;D -- Fallen Angel
- Watching Ross Noble on Room 101. Amusing how shamelessly 'amirite, audience' he is. Cyclists and elf'n'safety. Jesus. -- David Lea
- He is hilarious!!!!! -- TallGuy96
- So I failed to sell my Ross Noble ticket for this weekend. That's back on then. -- Jennie
- He is probably the worst guest panelist on QI. He kinda hijacks the show and tries too hard. Alan has no chance to crack jokes. -- Mr Chace
- I am so excited to see Ross Noble on Thursday. Then a whole day off on Friday. Hoping to see The Maze Runner <3 -- Simone Chambers
- Am I the only one who thinks he is able as funny as standing in dog shit with a new pair of shoes on? -- Lewis
- New Ross Noble starts at 10pm on Dave tonight I am taking comments about what there is not enough of on TV and putting it on TV -- Ross Noble
- I love Ross Noble so much -- .
- Ross Noble: Freewheeling is brilliant -- LAURA
- Saw my first Ross Noble show tonight - fantastic! Buddaboots (007) is totally going into rotation -- Amalthea
- Out of curiousity, is there *ANYBODY* reading this who thinks he is funny? Watched last night. What a shame. Total piss-take! :( -- Nick Jay
- realrossnoble: Please and tell your followers that new Ross noble is on tonight 10pm on Dave prob my fav -- Share picture JKT48
- I don't get to see the Avengers tonight but I DO get to see Ross Noble, so I'm not too upset xD -- Echo
- I love Ross Noble but just watching best stand ups & it says you banned them from using an early clip, is that true??!! -- Ashley Starmer
- Just watching QI, Ross noble IS NOT a fucking comedian!, absolutely useless -- James sutcliffe
- Why is there no subtitles on Ross Noble Freewheeling? as its not catchup but recorded on Sky box -- Jamie Danjoux
- Not seeing Noel Fielding or Ross Noble this year is bloody bullshit -- adrienne...
- Ross Noble: Freewheeling is pure genius -- Rick&Roll°
- This Ross noble thing is so funny -- A.
- Ross noble:freewheeling is so pointless but so great at the same time -- ashanti
- Ross noble :freewheeling so funny also half the episode in Derby city centre . -- David Froggatt
- Ross Noble: Freewheeling has a Testicle Volunteer. That is all. -- Karen Mitchell
- He is giving a man crabs -- Darcy Graham
- Like seriously Ross Noble and Brian Cox -- Harry Gallop
- There isn t enough Ross Noble on TV. -- Paul Sharpe
- Erm I think he is wrong on QI. Bon Jovi did not sing Every Rose Has Its Thorn -- sweet_exile
- Monkey spanner keyboard cheesemox bunga-bunga twip-tweep tank shed motorbike ROSS NOBLE ISN'T FUNNY caramel beardfist. -- James Leather
- - Ross Noble barely notices as he is fighting with his imaginary tea-kettle wife again. -- Anna yeah
- So in Leaf this week iv met Ross Noble, Jason Manford, Alan Hanson and Ziggy off Hollyoaks -- Joshua
- Bet you can suggest some lovely Leeds restaurants - he is looking for somewhere nice for lunch x -- Helen Melia
- Turns out that he is a drummer in a metal band. Who knew?! -- Kerry Dickens
- "The reason we have danger is to get rid of idiots." Happy Birthday Ross Noble! -- The White Lion
- Very few people less funny than Ross Noble -- Moon Gangs
- Ross noble is in a stage production of the producers holy shit hE'S THE GERMAN DUDE HOLY SHIT -- ℓιттℓєяє∂нαттєя
- Aaaa sister and i just got tickets to see the producers with ross noble and jason manford after my exam tomorrow im so happy -- SINJAMIN
- OK The Producers was amazing. Didn't know Jason Manford could sing so well. Cast was great. Ross Noble was a legend. Go see it honestly -- Rach
- Oh dear! Netflix has a horror film called Stitches, about a killer clown played by Ross Noble. The film is hilariously bad, would recommend. -- Ian Davis
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