Russ Ortiz

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• if only dusty didn't yank he is more like it -- Jason Dye
• This baseball postseason could really be helped by a little Russ Ortiz. -- Ben Harmon
• his dusty baker Russ Ortiz moment. -- Ben Wiele
• Nor will I forgive Dusty for giving Russ Ortiz the "game ball" in game 6 of that WS. -- TimH
• I wanted the Angels in the World Series because fuck 2002 and Troy glaus and ekstein and Russ ortiz. Why couldn't we win game 6 -- Jason Russell Amico
• except when Dusty Baker gave Russ Ortiz that ball, though. -- Dr. Sam Beckett
• Zimmerman getting pulled in Gm 2 of NLDS eerily reminds me of Russ Ortiz getting pulled in gm 6 of the '02 WS. Always ride the hot hand! -- Greg Thomas
• Russ Ortiz pitched for both some teams somehow. -- Trenton Jocz
• or russ ortiz... -- Scott White
• He's no Russ Ortiz. -- Adam Liberman
• 5-0!!!!! Russ Ortiz!!!! Whyyyy, Dusty Baker, whyyy?!?! -- Kristin
• He is on comment. Huh. -- mayonnaise
• Although Russ Ortiz and Matt Cain both survived that level of abuse to put up a half decade of more of good pitching. -- Brian P. Mangan
• Warriors in danger of pulling a russ ortiz -- scott zumsteg
• I will always have a soft spot for Dusty Baker and I will never get over him giving the ball to Russ Ortiz in Game 6. -- Thomas B
• I m seeing a lot of Warriors fans letting Russ Ortiz keep the ball. Let s slow it down -- Halline
• Gotta like a Russ Ortiz reference. -- Kate Bowen
• I see Dusty Baker is managing again. That means it's time for me to once again thank him for handing Russ Ortiz that game ball back in '02. -- Ryan Burns
• But seriously, Russ Ortiz. Debates about whether to leave the starter in always end with me repeating that name over and over. -- Kevin Price
• Matt Harvey is about to Russ Ortiz'ed. Terry Collins should hope he's not Grady Little'ed. -- Shawn Latta
• Congrats to Dusty Baker on Nationals job. Sending a congratulatory hand shake like you did Russ Ortiz in Game 6. -- sociaBill
• 1st round of the "Dominican Dandy" Bracket Robby Thompson (1986-1996) vs Russ Ortiz (1998-2002) -- Candlestick Will
• Rotation: 1.Clemens 2.Schilling 3.Russ Ortiz 4.Zambrano 5.Hampton BP: 1.Rocker 2.Papelbon 3.Kolb 4.Reitsma 5.Sutter 6.Aroldis 7. Goose -- ryancothran
• Somewhere he is screaming No!!!!!! -- Bill Mahoney
• Really don't like they pulled Hendricks. Reminds me of Russ Ortiz 2002 -- Funk Master Lex
• IS THAT KYLE HENDRICKS OR RUSS ORTIZ -- #HeBike
• Somewhere, he is watching this game and thinking Dusty Baker never learns. -- Andy Resnik
• Could this be Maddon's Dusty Baker / Russ Ortiz moment? -- Dodger Fan In SD
• Russ ortiz everyone -- Sean Gothman
• Classic Dusty: Game 6 of the 2002 WS, Dusty pulled Russ Ortiz way too early, leading to SCOTT SPIEZIO's epic blast/ & 1st WS Title -- Brad M.
• Dusty's pulling Max in the 7th reminds me of the time where he pulled Russ Ortiz in the World Series with a 2 game lead only to lose series -- Greg Haraguchi
• We didnt lose in 2002, Dusty Baker did when he took the ball from Russ Ortiz in game 6 w/ the lead then gave it to him to keep. So its fine. -- Garrett Orr
• 'Stros are up 5-0. The World Series is theirs. What can possibly go wrong, Dusty Baker says as he gives the '02 game ball to Russ Ortiz ... -- David White
• Per Play Index, Darvish's start is first in WS since 2002 (Russ Ortiz, Game 2) to go fewer than 2 IP with at least 6 hits, 4 runs and 0 Ks. -- Tyler Kepner
• Jaysonst: TylerKepner: Per Play Index, Darvish's start is first in WS since 2002 (Russ Ortiz, Game 2) to go fewer than 2 IP with at leas -- Den Addington
• Russ Ortiz -- Pat Egan
• 2018 Dominican Dandy Bracket Jack Clark vs Russ Ortiz -- Welcome to the Giants Cutch
• Question: is the Steven Souza Jr acquisition a worse deal than Russ Ortiz or Richie Sexson? -- Frank Rubio
• "I saw Russ Ortiz strike him out one time. Pass." -- Ted #WalkerHOF
• 03ATL 2 (Pitching: Russ Ortiz) 03PHI 0 (Batting: Bobby Abreu) Bottom of 1st, 0 Out, No one on -- Matthew Acton
• I forgot that russ ortiz came back to the giants in 2007 wtf -- jenny
• Dang it, you done went and got me in trouble with Russ Ortiz. -- Sam Exoskeleton
• San Francisco should have kept Russ Ortiz in to finish the 7th. -- Eric Tyler Mullins
• *Russ Ortiz* led the NL in wins with *21!* Jon Lieber won 20 games. MATT MORRIS won 22! -- Chris, The Optimistic Bayley Fan
• If you weren t here for Ryan Langerhans, Jordan Schaffer, Russ Ortiz, or Jair Jurgens . This celebration isn t for you -- Braxton Hamil
• Ever since Dusty Baker took the ball from Russ Ortiz in 2002, it s been all downhill from there -- Joe Xavier
• Dusty Baker again hit by the "Curse of Russ Ortiz". -- J Cunningham
• We need some Dusty giving the game ball to Russ Ortiz magic here. -- Øzymetsdias
• Russ Ortiz with the 3-0 pitch and he walks Paul O'Neill. -- Cincinnati Reds Play Bot
• The CDC just gave the game ball to Russ Ortiz in Game 6 -- Travis Souders

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