Sam Kinison

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• is trending. This generation couldn't handle SAM Kinison (RIP) -- tazz
• How do I tell the big bosses that 16 !s at the end of a sentence is the written equivalent of having Sam Kinison scream in your face? -- Henry
• DJchantilly is playing Sam Kinison - Wild Thing [The Troggs Cover...Kinda] -- RisqueRadio
• Too much time spent w/ coworker Me: "...he thinks 'guy that yells' is funny." CK: "Sam Kinison?" Me: "Yes" <smh> -- KNells
• "Jesus is the only person who crawled out of a grave and didn't scare the fuck out of everybody." ~Sam Kinison | -- A Million Laughs!
• My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Sam Kinison -- Jason Maki
• Sam kinison is a true legend of comedy. Go check his stuff out on youtube. -- Myke Mallen
• It's haunting to hear Sam Kinison poke fun at drinking and driving and know he was killed by a drunk driver. Hindsight is 20/20 -- Madeline Young
• Sam Kinison: The part where I'm yelling is called a punchline -- Jimmy Curtis
• "Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it"-Sam Kinison -- Ramon Papana
• "Couldn't focus on studying so listening to Sam Kinison instead. Sounds like a good trade off." -- Ash
• I bet when you get to Hell the first thing that happens is you have to watch Sam Kinison sing the National Anthem -- Jhon Rules
• I feel like Sam Kinison would have been really good at comment -- shyguy shawn
• Bro Sam Kinison on In Living Color has me dead -- hyndrix inc.
• Seeing Sam Kinison on In Living Color right now is kinda making me sad. -- Chris Contreras
• It was negative 15 three x last winter here in the NEMO. Praying not so again. (insert Sam Kinison yell) -- The_Linder_Files
• I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild. - Sam Kinison -- Brian Burns
• Which is totally weird b/c if you mate a St. Bernard with a chihuahua you get Sam Kinison -- Thunderpants
• From the write up, could be me: 1 guy was so intense, he would've given the late Sam Kinison a run for his money. A force of nature, he was. -- Andrew Crowley
• I'm so annoyed right now that I'm about to start screaming like Sam Kinison. I'm all out of patience. -- Heather B.
• I only believe in guardian angels if mine is Sam Kinison. -- KABShea
• My neighbor gets into fits of screaming so often that I'm sure I live next door to Sam Kinison reincarnated -- Alex Aguilera
• Of course Sam Kinison's Wild Thing is possibly the most offensive music video in history. -- Nate Burnett
• The ghost of he is sitting next to me -- John Longolucco
• I'm either having a really bad morning, or I've just been possessed by Sam Kinison. -- Scott Emerson
• I got a "share a coke with Sam" bottle and all I can think of is cocaine + Sam Kinison, ha -- Viper Rob
• Comedian he is buried in Tulsa, OK. The teenage drunk driver who killed him only served one year probation & 300hrs commserve -- Iris M. Gross
• That is the side of my family that has a history with Rock Church the giant super-right wing evangelical charismatic church of Sam Kinison -- Kristin Rawls
• I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild. - Sam Kinison -- Brian G Burns
• Putin w a live mic is reliably part Sam Kinison w Tourettes, calculating manipulator, national leader but always a compulsive narcissist. -- Leo Strauss
• My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches?" Miss it! - Sam Kinison -- Ruben Brache
• Today's comedians are trash sorry. Kevin Hart is not funny at all. Sam Kinison, Paul Mooney, George Carlin, Richard Pryor were funny. -- Lucky Marciano
• 5 minutes into Nerdist's interview with Keanu Reeves, he busts out a Sam Kinison impression. The man is a god. -- Brendan Foley
• How is it Sam Kinison, George Carlin and Chris Farley are gone but we still have Bieber and all the Kardashians. -- Agent Average
• One more week until Halloween! Theme is - someone I want to meet alive or dead -- hope I can make Sam Kinison proud. -- Mery
• Its finally Cold so I get 2 wear my Sam Kinison knit hat 24/7 -- Robyn
• Am I the only one hearing the Scott Adams comments in Sam Kinison's 'move where the fucking food is' voice? -- Scott Blitstein
• Is it safe to admit I never liked Sam Kinison? -- Chris P
• "My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches?" - Sam Kinison -- Phil Connors
• If you're starving, why not move to WHERE THE FOOD IS (channeling Sam Kinison) -- Sanda Blue
• I only believe in guardian angels if mine is Sam Kinison. -- Leticia Duke
• The song Wild Thing by Sam Kinison really made my day today -- Brendan Flum
• Being a woman & talking to Chris Brown, Bill Cosby, Andrew Dice Clay & Sam Kinison in a parked car -- Andrew Fallard
• Sam Kinison's "Wild Thing" really makes me miss the 80's -- George
• Is Eminem the Sam Kinison of rappers? -- Official MattGuringo
• Imagine a female Sam Kinison arguing with Sam Kinison. This is the sound of my neighbors. -- Matt Stepanski
• dude,I'm going to see Sam Kinison at Dangerfield's.he is fucking hilarious! Hahaha!!!! -- Niecy Ortiz
• I swear this kid is Sam Kinison reborn. Ooooh oooooooh oooooooooooooooh! -- Bryan Stauffer
• Sam Kinison had so much raw energy, wow, louder than hell is amazing. -- カsvenテ
• Can you imagine if Sam Kinison was still alive so he could be a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice? -- Will Hatch

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