Never be ashamed of having a crush on Sam Malone I'm a crusher
American, Actor (Famous from Remember Sunday)
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Sam Malone is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Sam Malone
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Back to likable characters. The first I can think of is Sam Malone from TV's "Cheers." -- Rob Hustwick
- Smh. he is the GOAT -- Griffin Paulin
- AND If you think Where No One Knows is less than Sam Malone you're a true asshole. -- maggie mayr
- Yeah Oh yeah Yeah Oh yeah Yeah Oh yeah Yeah Oh yeah Yeah Oh yeah & roseannes sister Is all Yah sam malone U remember my daughter -- peter bollini
- He is a boss -- Gene Grella
- Sam Malone (cheers) must be the worst barman ever. Every pint he serves is 2/3's full. And on top of that half head. -- Alex Lewis
- (1982) (1960) debuted on this date. Sam Malone vs Fred Flintstone. Who is your favorite? Sound off! -- Tony Rose
- Dear Tom Brady Duuuuuuuude. What is the deal? Signed Kramer. Sam Malone. Friends Cast. Billy Crystal. Jeter. -- GIO
- 1983: Sam Malone kissed Diane Chambers on the television sitcom "Cheers." 31 years ago, really? -- Linda Kucharski
- CSI is still a show on television and this episode is about Sam Malone facing off against an evil Zack Morris. TV is a hellhole. -- Scare Budd Dwyer
- Up early to feed the baby and Cheers is on. If I ever go bald, I'm getting the same wig Sam Malone wears -- Chris Sermanni
- He is putting ice in a rocks glass with his bare hands. -- Hollie
- Barney Stinson is basically Sam Malone on steroids. -- Andrew Norman
- This UK NBA combine thing is pretty cool but I'm disappointed in ESPNU's coverage. They have shown NOTHING on Brian Long and Sam Malone... -- Jared Goodman
- So much hair on Sam Malone -- janie
- Who is Sam Malone??? Dude has NEVER touched the floor & he's a senior -- Armond Wilson
- This movie is going to end with Sam Malone falling in love with the attractive cop isn't it -- more like SpookyJohn
- Thank God for Netflix so I can relive Cheers, I forgot how funny this show was & of course my beloved Sam Malone. -- Elizabeth Bramon
- The stars are new! The moon is new! he is new and I like it and I like them and they like me and none of us like you! -- Marnie Allen
- Cheers is on. And I'm in TV heaven. Confession: I had a crush on Sam Malone. -- kellypromotes
- We were listening to the thing and then we heard the name "Sam Malone!" and we looked up really confused as to why he was being mentioned -- Joy of Flesh
- Sam Malone's headband gets me so hype -- Riley Fitzpatrick
- He is so cute with his headband -- Emerald Fry
- Surprised Louisville fans don't like Sam Malone more. They could really relate to the whole not contributing/still receive benefits thing... -- Matthew Gross
- Again, Sam Malone from Cheers is an awful bartender. -- Draft King Cake Baby
- Is it me or is the head referee Sam Malone from Cheers? -- experT
- He is a cad. -- Glenn Mingay
- He is so Ted Danson is hella fine, STILL hella fine!! -- 凸^-^凸
- Wait. Why isn't Sam Malone at the Wade Boggs number retirement ceremony? -- Katie Solo-Van
- He is to bars in comedies as Deacon Claybourne is to bars in dramas. -- Rob Fodera
- If life is cheers then i'm sam malone and anime is diane chambers -- hunter h
- He is sitting next to Veronica Mars. AKA a crazy crossover I would watch. -- Chris E. Hayner
- He is probably a Republican, right? -- Art Allen
- He is at the DNC! -- Kurt Stafki
- Sam Malone from Cheers is at the . This is tailor made for me. -- Matthew Fowler
- So the Democrats have Sam Malone, but the GOP has Frasier. -- Curtis
- He is really on the Up and Up -- Collin C. Fearns
- He is here -- maybe Cashman can get a meeting -- Kavitha A. Davidson
- He is talkin' slow. -- John
- He is on stage...Coach just rolled over. -- Rick Ridall
- So, Cliff Clavin is a Republican, and he is a Democrat. Norm just wants them to STHU about politics and somebody get him a beer -- Alexander Panetta
- Hey, he is a Democrat. Maybe Norm is too. -- NoHumorHere
- He is at the Democratic National Convention. -- Michael Howard Saul
- He is in the house. -- BWD
- "There is a big difference between thinking you're God's gift to earth, and knowing you are."- Sam Malone Cheers -- Allison Brew Kozar
- If you were born in Boston between 1983 and 1993 then he is probably your dad. -- MIKE HOPE¥
- Miss Patty is right up there with all The Great TV Hobags. Blanche, Sam Malone, Barney Stinson...Way to get it, girl. -- kangus bethune
- Sam Malone by City and Colour is already amazing, but the live version is 62571047189 times better -- car car
- First Prince, then R2-D2. Who is next...Sam Malone? -- badgermaniac
- Really damn weird hearing Sam Malone say "You are a selfish motherfucker." -- James Katzaman
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