Never be ashamed of having a crush on Sam Newman I'm a crusher
Australian rules footballer
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Sam Newman is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Sam Newman
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Rated by - This is why people like Sam Newman should be off the air. Tacit approval by media validates and emboldens the worst in the crowd. -- Stephen Rowley
- "Sam Newman's breath smells like poo", haha, classic Swanny -- Matt
- Cats have Billy, Gerard W, and Sam Newman here. -- Travis
- Sam Newman still going on about it "if Essendon didn't invite Hird last night then they are dogs" -- Jeremy Ryan
- Ban Sam Newman, we haven't seen his face for years. -- Sam Ryan
- It may put me in a field of one, but sometimes Sam Newman cracks me up. -- Mischa Maxwell
- Did I just see Sam Newman jogging g???? -- zeeboos
- But Sam Newman -- Gèrriÿał•Rr•Greēn✌️
- Also sam newman lives across the road so it's funny listening to the chefs make up stories about what he's doing -- Wack Sinclair
- Sam Newman. Ella Eyre. George Ezra. Sam smith. -- Rose
- Good old Sam Newman 4 to 5 years ago he said this would happen in footy trades and if Afl weren't careful it might just destroy the game -- LadyX
- having a wonderful time. Good luck every body!!! -- Samantha Brace
- Congratulations to Dan & Sam Newman! -- Delray Marriott
- Bree ur too nice to people! don't wave at her, just keep walking!!! - sam newman -- Bree Phillips
- Colombian General and FARC kidnappers-what has Sam Newman been up to now -- Ken Excited
- Karl stefanovic and Sam Newman are so loved because they realise being an Australian media personality is a pisstake in itself -- K-Real
- Why is Niall hanging out with Fev??? Next he'll be playing golf with Sam Newman -- carly
- Worship with the most fab...Sam Newman! No place I'd rather be. -- Anji Gregg
- Keep a look out for yesterday's highlights. Epic guard match up - 34 year old master Steven Gayle vs 19 year old stud Sam Newman! -- Ipswich Basketball
- A few chapters into newly released Building Microservices by Sam Newman. Enjoyable with great insight into roles, teams, architecture & more -- Kyle Clark
- I was having an in depth conversation with a customer about footy & he looked so familiar! Turns out he is Sam Newman's son -- Maxine Naomi
- He is my favourite person -- FreeThePuntKick
- Thank goodness the feed is back! Just switched to what I thought was the cricket...Sam Newman reenacting Magic Mike -- Canberra Mel ☕
- Fucking hell, he is a senile old bastard. -- Brother Nature
- I don't even care about magic mike or anything but Sam Newman talking about sexism and equality angers me so much -- Dayle Dunshea
- Is anyone else with me that the AFL footy show is better then the NRL one?? Sam Newman kills Darryl and Beau in the comedy department! -- Ian Seguna
- He is doing street talk outside, seeya suckerS -- aims
- Thanks kid. -- Christian Jones
- Just watched 5 minutes of Looks like they ve modelled it on the AFL Footy Show and Latham is their Sam Newman -- Jeremy Smith
- " allow us to align the architecture to the organisation and the organisation to the architecture", Sam Newman -- John Turner
- Cool, Sam Newman principles are respected in our microservice devs. Correlation, isolation, consumer driven, ... -- Laurent Bovet
- And the for most ridiculous comment in Sport goes to Sam Newman for calling the Michael Sam kiss as "annoyingly gratiutious act" -- SX News
- I hope she didn't mean Sam Newman.... 'cause that guy's a douche... lol -- Luke
- Mark Newman, stepson of Sam Newman, has been CIO of K2 since 1999. Record profit last year & $2.5m salary package. The lad has done well. -- Stephen Mayne
- Listening Sam Newman keynote at talking about -- Nicola Grigoletti
- It suits the world view of Sam Newman & co to view Caro, Goodes as 'precious'. Problem is neither said anything until events were way bigger -- Al Paton
- Staggering how Sydney has managed to do so much for so long with so little Sam Newman in our lives. Imagine what we'd have achieved with him -- Bernard Zuel
- Sam Newman, being the brave excrement he wants to see in the world -- Upulie Divisekera
- The fact that Sam Newman has been given airtime is a testament to how shit our media coverage is in this country The man is an oxygen thief -- Strumpet of the Sth
- You know it's sad when you see Sam Newman trending and your first thought is "God, how many feet did he put in his mouth this time." -- Writer in Residence
- Yes, so let's cut to Sam Newman to clarify the situation... -- Amazingly Amazed
- Shocked about Eddie Mcguire? shocked about Sam Newman ? ok, so where is the list of sponsors? why no boycott? are they too powerful? -- TurnLeft
- So Sam Newman "defends" Eddie McGuire. No further comment necessary. -- Jane Miller
- Great thing about he is that I can hold him up as an example to my son and say: "Never ever turn out like that." -- Monkeys; Typewriters
- I know I got up this morning and thought to myself, "I'd really like to learn Sam Newman's opinion on something" -- Shane Murphy
- Cloke - In. Piss off Sam Newman, this shit is important. -- Johnson Von Trapp
- Good on you Sam Newman. Telling it how it is. Abit of toughness and straight to the point is what Australians need nowadays. -- Thumblz
- After all that botched plastic surgery it appears Sam Newman is now literally talking out of his bum hole -- Sam Belcher
- He is excrement personified...always has been, always will be. His opinions have zero credibility with women -- Jule
- He is such a piece of trash. How do these inbreds keep getting airtime?? -- Eleanor Howlett
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