Never be ashamed of having a crush on Santonio Holmes I'm a crusher
American football wide receivers (Famous from Pittsburgh Steelers)
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Santonio Holmes is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his bodybuilder body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Santonio Holmes
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Rated by - But when Santonio Holmes caught that pass in the back corner, I pushed her off of me, so I could watch the replays as if I was the ref -- D
- 77+ receptions is something John Stallworth/Santonio Holmes/Plaxioc Burress only did once. Mike Wallace/Lynn Swann never surpassed it. -- Alex Kozora
- He is not the answer -- 10/26 TU
- Why the fuck is cutler going to throw it at Santonio Holmes? Dude is a hobbit compared to the rest of the bears receivers lmfao moron -- Zane
- It is what it is last week you go with Josh Morgan and Santonio Holmes doesn't even play but you expect him to make plays this week. -- AC
- Why is Santonio Holmes da only nigga who is open? -- Aashif Tyrome Dhakir
- Santonio holmes so washed -- LIL'PUG
- Yeah, my go to on 3rd and 21 is Santonio Holmes... -- Kyle Knudson
- Man he is terrible -- Jeff Aronson
- The only bears return man that should be able to take the ball out is santonio Holmes. The rest of em are atrocious. -- Dante Johnson
- Santonio holmes, now is a great time for your first td as a bear and return the kick -- Alec Hickman
- Feels like most of Jay's interceptions this year were targets for Santonio Holmes. So maybe leave that alone, everyone involved. -- Brian Schroeder
- I love Santonio Holmes. But, he's not a target for Cutler really. Much less of a catching radius for errant throws -- Dan Meehan
- So Cutler throws a pick trying to throw the ball to Santonio Holmes, Eh??!?!?! For the love of the Gods, Jay! WHY? -- Tehol Beddict
- Nice play by Decoud but Kony Ealy covering he is terrifying -- Bryan Williams Jr
- Not really sure why we dnt goto santonio holmes -- Wayne
- He is the only thing giving the special teams any credibility right now.... -- Chicago Sports Talk
- Santonio Holmes. is an asset for this team -- Robert Zabot
- Watching Santonio Holmes return a kick-off reminds me how freaking fast Devin Hester is. It was like watching a slo-motion replay. -- Joel Alpert
- Good return by he is coming back *sigh* -- *{6ft 200lbs}*
- He is still in the NFL?!?!?! -- WAM™
- He is trash city. -- Langston M. Hughes
- I really lke Santonio holmes on returns. -- NBA_KJ
- Santonio Holmes returns a wild punt nicely, fumbles it out of bounds, and now there's flags, so basically it's a special teams play. -- BearsFansOnline.com
- Espinosa's swing is longer than Santonio Holmes' Johnson -- Not Robert Griffin
- That Michael Thomas TD catch is the best by a Buckeye since Santonio Holmes in the Super Bowl. -- Matt Smith
- He is WORTHLESS on Madden 15. -- Zaney 1⃣5⃣
- Santonio Holmes just RT'd Dr Oz which is essentially worse than anything he may have done on or off the field with the Jets. -- J-Bone
- Stevie Johnson is the new Santonio Holmes -- DΔҜΩTΔ ΣICHΣR ♏
- Santonio Holmes needs to move to the 49ers so I can get a Holmes jersey -- Alexis
- Where is Santonio Holmes? Morgan is meh. -- DJPazar
- Where exactly is Santonio Holmes? -- Trenell
- Where is Santonio Holmes? -- Doug Bosted
- Can you imagine Santonio Holmes and Brandon Marshall being on the same team five years ago??? -- Dave Schwartz
- That Packers defensive stand happened because he is incapable of getting into the end zone on what should have been an EASY TD. -- Rob Pizzola
- This is like that time the Jets got Santonio Holmes from the Steelers for nothing and then won all those Super Bowls. -- SportsPickle
- My guess is he is cut tomorrow because of Cutler. -- Brett Olson
- I still don't understand why he is returning punts for the Bears. -- Henry Hollaway
- SANTONIO HOLMES IS ON AN NFL TEAM. -- Tigerclaw
- Bruh. I'm really confused. It's evident to me Santonio Holmes was supposed to sit. -- Josh Skywalker
- Did anyone see Santonio Holmes eyes red ass fuck right now? That nigga is off the cat piss, no wonder the Bears tweaking -- king louie
- He isn't elite. Replace asap. -- P.Jillz Media Inc.
- I wish Santonio Holmes was as good a returner in real life as he is in Madden 15 -- John the Pumpkin
- Finally get on my damn comment anyway this trade is risky bec Harvin has a lot of issues I feel like another santonio Holmes -- Joe Tewel
- This percy Harvin trade is starting to sound more and more like the Santonio Holmes trade with each day that passes... -- HolyCannoli
- Yikes, Seahawks. But I guess a 4th Round pick is the going rate for talented but troubled WR. Randy Moss and Santonio Holmes other examples. -- Chris Trapasso
- Is this Geno Smith x Percy Harvin relationship gonna be anything like the Mark Sanchez x Santonio Holmes relationship? Haha. Probably. -- Nick Pfeifer
- Percy Harvin to is like a Santonio Holmes sequel - only diff is Harvin has managed to wear out his welcome in 2 cities already -- Lou Monte Jr
- Santonio Holmes last year: 'I can't throw it to myself and catch it'. Very well put. -- Dan Leberfeld
- Santonio Holmes got traded for a fifth round pick to the jets, Anquan Boldin got traded for a sixth round pick! This business is odd' -- kev'
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