Never be ashamed of having a crush on Seth Maness I'm a crusher
Michael Seth Maness (ˈmeɪnɛs MAY-ness; born October 14, 1988) is an American professional baseball pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals of Major League Baseball.
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Why People Have A Crush On Seth Maness
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This is now a 9-pitch at-bat between Ramirez and Lynn, and Seth Maness begins warming up in the bullpen. -- J.P. Hoornstra
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I can't help but love Seth Maness, mostly because I'm amazed that he's been so effective with such a limited skill set. -- Andy Beard
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He is awesome. -- AJ Blankenship
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He is the latest victim...er, pitcher...for the -- Kevin Baxter
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That is all, Freeman. Seth Maness will be the next pitcher to attempt to stop the -- Dodgers Nation
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Bring is Seth Maness -- Tyler Oakley
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Bringing Seth Maness in with no double play opportunity to get a strikeout is a great move from Mike Matheny. -- Dan Moore
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He is so underrated -- Libby Rowan❤⚾
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He is a voodoo witch doctor. -- Nick Meals
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Seth Maness. All he does is get double plays. -- Scott Criscione
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He is that dude -- Stew Stiles
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He is currently on pace to pitch in 115 games this season. -- Van Stryland
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Seth maness is in rare off-season form toniteOH MY GOD ITS THE 3rd OUT!!! -- oumensa
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Dear Mike Matheny,
Seth Maness has been very bad this season. Please STOP using him in games that are winnable.
Thanks,
Cardinals Nation -- Ben Goodman
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I'm seriously sweating Cards +6.5 because of Seth Maness and his little league pitching ability. Wow -- Jøhn Døugh
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Seth maness is horrible -- Dalton Hafford
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The whole double play thing makes Seth maness look way better than he really is -- King Rosey
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I don't think Seth Maness knows what a strike zone is -- Mr. August
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He is a bum... Blows games like it's nothin... -- Brendon Schwartze
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Seth Maness comes in to pitch for the and his first batter is Michael Morse, who gets the base hit. Can they add another here? -- ByTheMin MLB
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Seth maness is just money -- John Wagener
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Seth maness is the ground ball master -- Devonta Brison
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He is a double play machine! -- Seth Minter
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He is a fucking god -- #RIPOscar ⑱
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He is sooo good -- Zack Girton
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I get it now! The reason we have Randy Choate is so he can get runners on base for Seth Maness to get double plays! Genius! -- Brad Dorr
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He is now on to pitch with the bases loaded and 0 outs in the 8th. -- St. Louis Cardinals
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Literally why is Seth Maness showing up in my trends? -- Bay of Puigs
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Comment just asked me what's happening, hopefully he is having a feast in his honor. The 3 course meal: Peralta, Castillo, Lamb. -- Mitch Pabst
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If presidential voting was mandatory in the US I would vote for Seth Maness and this is not a joke -- Maq
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Everything you know about he is wrong. -- Wrong Bot
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He is a fucking hero! -- Ethan [SDMN]
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Seth Maness. So clutch. -- Jayne Marie Severin
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Mike Mayers with a Seth Maness impersonation. -- Bob
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He is making $530,000 this year. I'm guessing he'll get a small raise next season. What an 8th inning. -- Boyd Reed
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Wow. The leverage index when Seth Maness entered the game (gmLI) was 5.32. Anything above 2.0 is considered "high" leverage. -- stlCupofJoe
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Seth maness is my hero! -- Javier Velarde Jr
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So Seth Maness comes in w/bases loaded & no outs and gets out of it without giving up a run , -- Jeremy Lee
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Criss Angel is jealous of Seth Maness. -- Ben Frederickson
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How much is Seth Maness going to ask for when his contract is up? He's going to pull a Dr. Evil and ask for 50...thousand dollars! -- Nick Molly
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He is an amazing relief pitcher.... if there are already people on base. He just proved that. Damn good job, kid. -- John Mozeliak
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He is my hero -- Sarah Holtmeyer
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He is my favorite player -- Austin
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He is unreal -- Jack Whiteman
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He is the man. Cishek should be shining Seth's shoes for the rest of the year after that. -- Derek Z.
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Seth Maness ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE.
WHAT IS LIFE?!? -- Grant
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Wow! he is da man! -- Brett Gareau
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Seth Maness why are you so good -- Anna Kayser
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Seth Maness just got the biggest 3 outs of this Season so far -- Bolling For Soup
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How good is Seth Maness?! Bases loaded no outs, and he gets 2 strikeouts and groundout to 1B. Unreal! lead 5-3 going to the 9th. -- Jeff Nolle
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