Never be ashamed of having a crush on Shane Victorino I'm a crusher
American baseball player
Votes | Ranking | Boost Ranking | |
---|---|---|---|
![]() |
![]() |
Shane Victorino ranks
, and ranks
among all celebrities on
.



Shane Victorino is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
2 Ways to Vote him Up!
1. Hit the "X Post" button at the top ↑2. Tell us "why you have a crush on him"
Refresh this page to see the "Crushers" increase after you "Like" or vote.
Why People Have A Crush On Shane Victorino
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - I know Shane Victorino as the Flyin’ Hawaiian, the Pineapple Express, and the Polynesian Popeye. -- Pat Burrell
- He is the all-time leader in postseason HBP (11) & is the only player ever to hit a postseason grand slam in both the NL & AL. -- Ace of MLB Stats
- Kolten Wong is the greatest playoff player from Hawaii since Shane Victorino! -- Dan J. Glickman
- It's official Matt Carpenter is the new Shane Victorino! Bean that dude! -- Jamie Collier
- Matt Carpenter is doing what Shane Victorino did with the Phillies against the Dodgers -- Ace Boogie
- Matt Carpenter is the new Shane Victorino..... -- Kevin Podratz
- Bartolo Colon for he is a pretty reasonable trade, huh? Helps move Granderson to LF too -- Pat Andriola
- Can the Dodgers please cool down Matt Carpenter?? He is the non-douchy version of Shane Victorino Dodger killer -- go KC/Bal
- Kolten Wong says most important name in his cell phone is Shane Victorino -- Depth of Field Photo
- That's what you get for saying he is the MVP in your phone -- Andy Lane Chapman
- Matt Carpenter is my new Shane Victorino -- Steve Angel
- Salvador Perez is the Shane Victorino of the 2014 playoffs -- CK242
- Ausmus is no different than Leyland. They are both TERRIBLE. Unless you aren t familiar with David Ortiz and Shane Victorino s work. -- Jeff Moss
- When you google 'shane victorino grand slam' the one that really matters doesn't show up. -- Shawn
- He is one of the best guys to ever put a Phillies jersey on -- Brandon
- All my time hop consists of is recomments about Shane Victorino's grand slam that got the sox to the world series.. -- puɐlʎɥ ıppɐɯ
- He is at this restaurant, there's a very loud bachelorette party (redundant) as well. It looks exhausting -- Frank Gaspero
- Shane victorino is the coolest dude alive -- Tyler K
- Last RT. Doesn't matter what team he is on, Philly will always respect him. -- Ryan Jackson
- All the shitty days I've paid 4 dollars for a beer at Caseys and now that I'm goin to WCU he is at Caseys. -- OVO Ian
- Apparently he is right up the street from my house rn...kool -- kierstin
- "If he is your starting RF, that settles it, trade Mookie Betts for Cole Hamels." -- Brian
- I wonder if he is Hawaiian. -- James Miranda
- Winston is on the list of players on my favorite team I do not like. The only other person that's active on that list? Shane Victorino. -- Shaggy Horowitz
- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SHANE VICTORINO -- Jessy's Girl
- L If the Phillies really wanted a perpetual motion machine they wouldn't have traded Shane Victorino. -- Michael Baumann
- He is the fucking man for hitting that grand slam. -- ⚾️Zachs_Λ_Million⚾️™
- I sure hope the Sox keep wheeling Shane victorino out there, Brock Holt is only hitting 400 get him in the dugout!! -- SK
- Caught up with THE Shane Victorino. Willing to comeback as player/manager. Says "locker room is most important aspect of the game." -- Jason Polinsky
- Somewhere, he is saying told you so... -- Red Sox Paulie
- In the upset of the century he is on the DL before April is over -- S Joseph
- So he is on the DL again. Do you think he'd consider doing color analysis for the Phils? I'm totally serious. -- John Stolnis
- He is hurt? -- Matty Jollie
- He is from Hawaii -- Ben Duronio
- There is a live interview of Shane Victorino happening in my front yard as we speak -- Ken
- Cam Bedrosian is to pitching what Matt Joyce, David DeJesus and Shane Victorino are to hitting. -- Michelle
- Angel Stadium is slowly learning to sing Shane Victorino's walkout song; "Let's Get Together" by Bob Marley -- Taylor Blake Ward
- SHANE VICTORINO IS STILL ALIVE -- Noah Haramia
- The Insta that Shane Victorino posted about Jimmy Rollins makes me so happy -- Kara Dwyer
- AJ Pierzynski is a Polish Shane Victorino. -- maryrduan
- WOW two Hawaiians with tryouts at Dodger stadium. Shane Victorino who I'm very familiar with as a baseball player. Troy Polamalu -- Spencer Carey
- Do Dodger fans boo everyone? Booing he is very classy -- ℘ąıɠɛ ცɛཞʑąƙ ♡
- He is pinch-hitting to lead off the ninth. -- Dodgers Nation
- Vin just said 4 players have played for all three SoCal teams, and new angel outfielder he is one of them. -- Chloe Gould
- Yall will say anything to make a bad player seem good. "Shane victorino is batting .975 in his 2 games." -- ️
- Based on recent results I think it is obvious that he is 100% to blame for the Red Sox awful season -- Bill
- Watching Shane Victorino play on one LA team against Jimmy Rollins on another LA team is just too weird! -- Patti
- He is no longer a switch hitter. He's batting exclusively right-handed now. I've never seen that before. -- Mark Carlisle
- Jimmy Rollins leads off the game for the Dodgers and pops the 2nd pitch to right fielder, Shane Victorino of the Angels. So many feels -- Jack Henkels
- He is such a trip. -- Criiiistianito
Body:
Face:
Mind:
Heart: