Simon Callow

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British actor
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3 star rating
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  • 5 star rating I watch a lot of bad movies. A lot. That being said, this is an absolute masterpiece of awful film. Wow. Crowley. 2009. Simon Callow, why? --
  • 2 star rating hey! Fancy coming to world premiere of my opera of A Christmas Carol in Houston this dec? he is directing! --
  • 1 star rating Is it me or is Hendry looking like Simon Callow Also anyone see that little curly fucker on the front deck then. --
  • 5 star rating .... I wasn't convinced about Anthony Sher as Falstaff (Simon Callow IS Falstaff to me) but he was excellent. So I take it all back --
  • 5 star rating biography: A beautiful mind (maths, "Grand Pursuit" also great); Love is where it falls, Simon Callow (Being an Actor also) --
  • 5 star rating Also, Simon Callow as Papageno is a treat! --
  • 1 star rating Jane can you remember Brenda Blethyn and Simon Callow in "Chance in a million"? Just seen on YouTube.Really funny if I remember! --
  • 5 star rating Simon Callow's 'Love is Where it Falls" ; relationship (platonic) with his agent, Peggy Ramsay. Especially for theatre heads ! --
  • 5 star rating And he is cast in Outlander! Loved his book on Restoration acting, and he was great in The Woman in White. Good choice, I think. --
  • 5 star rating He is a God of Shakespeare acting --
  • 5 star rating Sitting in the dark in Shoreditch Church listening to Simon Callow read poetry in between some classical music is lulling me to sleep... --
  • 5 star rating *spirals into a rage* when in God's name is Simon Callow going to release the next volume of his magisterial Orson Welles biography?!?!???!? --
  • 3 star rating Hmm. Simon Callow has built a school from resins & an underage astronaut. --
  • 3 star rating He is reading The Night Before Christmas at 18:50 on CBeebies this evening. --
  • 4 star rating I'll say this for CBeebies, you get Simon Callow not Simon Cowell. --
  • 4 star rating Story of SILENT NIGHT,with simon callow ,inspirational --
  • 2 star rating The story of the Christmas carol "Silent Night" w/ host Simon Callow. "The First Silent Night" 11pm on --
  • 3 star rating Simon callow doing 'twas the night before Christmas on CBeebies = awesomeness --
  • 1 star rating Simon Callow reading 'Twas the Night Before Christmas on Cbeebies bedtime stories. Toddler seems fascinated by his eyebrows. --
  • 2 star rating Simon Callow reading The Night Before Christmas on CBeebies right now. Starting to actually feel festive... --
  • 2 star rating If you're not at the pub already, Simon Callow's about to read The Night Before Christmas on CBeebies. --
  • 5 star rating Bob the Butler. Simon Callow alert! --
  • 3 star rating Showbiz check-in queue at the airport today with Simon Callow and then Tom Daley in our line --
  • 3 star rating Brilliant digested version of War & Peace on - beautifully read by Simon Callow --
  • 4 star rating Simon callow nailed reading the young ones lyrics, very moving. --
  • 4 star rating "Dickens' constituency is universal." - Simon Callow --
  • 4 star rating Is this Rik Mayall thing being narrated by Simon Callow? --
  • 5 star rating Claudia Winkleman, David Dimbleby, Jodie Kidd, Simon Callow, Patrick Grant & Kathy Lette are at tonight's World's Greatest Quiz Night, SE1. --
  • 2 star rating Simon Callow reading The Young Ones theme lyrics at the end of Rik Mayall doc has brought a tear to the eye. --
  • 3 star rating Watching the Rik Mayal doc but not convinced about the choice of Simon Callow as narrator. --
  • 1 star rating Watching Amadeus and reading the original play makes me wish *really* hard I could've seen Simon Callow in the title role. --
  • 3 star rating Simon callow is in the restaurant with us and i am just fanboying toooo hard to say hi --
  • 5 star rating Charles Dickens and the Great Theatre of the World, by Simon Callow. Reading it now, very lively book. Dickens made Ben Franklin look lazy! --
  • 4 star rating Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) Simon Callow --
  • 4 star rating Just saw Simon Callow walking along the South Bank --
  • 1 star rating What's new in today? Production News: Simon Callow to direct Shakespeare anniversary gala at Southbank Centre ... --
  • 1 star rating Touching tributes to from stellar cast inc Simon Callow, Tony Harrison in person, + Richard Eyre, Peter Brook, Marina Warner --
  • 5 star rating Wheeling my barrow with Simon Callow --
  • 4 star rating Chance in a Million. Surely Simon Callow's finest hour. --
  • 4 star rating Looks like Simon Callow next to Penny Wilson, too. --
  • 5 star rating I love it when Jonathan Ross, David Mitchell and Simon Callow come into work --
  • 3 star rating Walked past Simon Callow in town today and, honest to god, I almost cried I was so excited. --
  • 5 star rating Scott Thomas, Simon Callow, John Hannah, Rowan Atkinson et al) had a lot of fun with Curtis' memorable characters and very funny script. --
  • 1 star rating Bleak House is just the most astounding piece of work. There's huge, visionary poetry in it. - Simon Callow --
  • 1 star rating Bleak House is just the most astounding piece of work. There's huge, visionary poetry in it. - Simon Callow --
  • 5 star rating Is that Simon Callow reading the CBeebies story? --
  • 5 star rating I love that he is in Street Fighter, and is the highest-billed actor in it who is not playing a character from the game. --
  • 5 star rating He is a very fruity Duke of Sandwich. --
  • 3 star rating He is genius casting for the Duke of Sandringham in - he has me convinced he's not completely evil. --
  • 3 star rating Outlander has really nabbed some top luvvies - first John Sessions, now Simon Callow! --

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