Never be ashamed of having a crush on Simon Callow I'm a crusher
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Simon Callow is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Simon Callow
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Rated by - I watch a lot of bad movies. A lot. That being said, this is an absolute masterpiece of awful film. Wow. Crowley. 2009. Simon Callow, why? -- Alexis George
- hey! Fancy coming to world premiere of my opera of A Christmas Carol in Houston this dec? he is directing! -- Iain Bell
- Is it me or is Hendry looking like Simon Callow Also anyone see that little curly fucker on the front deck then. -- robert callear
- .... I wasn't convinced about Anthony Sher as Falstaff (Simon Callow IS Falstaff to me) but he was excellent. So I take it all back -- Lorraine Milne
- biography: A beautiful mind (maths, "Grand Pursuit" also great); Love is where it falls, Simon Callow (Being an Actor also) -- FIELDS
- Also, Simon Callow as Papageno is a treat! -- Sadie
- Jane can you remember Brenda Blethyn and Simon Callow in "Chance in a million"? Just seen on YouTube.Really funny if I remember! -- Simmo
- Simon Callow's 'Love is Where it Falls" ; relationship (platonic) with his agent, Peggy Ramsay. Especially for theatre heads ! -- alice kennelly
- And he is cast in Outlander! Loved his book on Restoration acting, and he was great in The Woman in White. Good choice, I think. -- Laura Ingram
- He is a God of Shakespeare acting -- Jack Whitney
- Sitting in the dark in Shoreditch Church listening to Simon Callow read poetry in between some classical music is lulling me to sleep... -- Holly Howe
- *spirals into a rage* when in God's name is Simon Callow going to release the next volume of his magisterial Orson Welles biography?!?!???!? -- Shawn Pasternak
- Hmm. Simon Callow has built a school from resins & an underage astronaut. -- NewsNoys
- He is reading The Night Before Christmas at 18:50 on CBeebies this evening. -- mumoss
- I'll say this for CBeebies, you get Simon Callow not Simon Cowell. -- Una McCormack
- Story of SILENT NIGHT,with simon callow ,inspirational -- dont put name on twi
- The story of the Christmas carol "Silent Night" w/ host Simon Callow. "The First Silent Night" 11pm on -- Nine Network
- Simon callow doing 'twas the night before Christmas on CBeebies = awesomeness -- Rich With
- Simon Callow reading 'Twas the Night Before Christmas on Cbeebies bedtime stories. Toddler seems fascinated by his eyebrows. -- Aliya Zaidi
- Simon Callow reading The Night Before Christmas on CBeebies right now. Starting to actually feel festive... -- ブレイク
- If you're not at the pub already, Simon Callow's about to read The Night Before Christmas on CBeebies. -- Jo Strange
- Bob the Butler. Simon Callow alert! -- Curt Milner
- Showbiz check-in queue at the airport today with Simon Callow and then Tom Daley in our line -- Jonathan Rippon
- Brilliant digested version of War & Peace on - beautifully read by Simon Callow -- Rick Harris
- Simon callow nailed reading the young ones lyrics, very moving. -- Andrew White
- "Dickens' constituency is universal." - Simon Callow -- Boze Herrington
- Is this Rik Mayall thing being narrated by Simon Callow? -- Shirls
- Claudia Winkleman, David Dimbleby, Jodie Kidd, Simon Callow, Patrick Grant & Kathy Lette are at tonight's World's Greatest Quiz Night, SE1. -- The Media Eye
- Simon Callow reading The Young Ones theme lyrics at the end of Rik Mayall doc has brought a tear to the eye. -- Richard Kendall
- Watching the Rik Mayal doc but not convinced about the choice of Simon Callow as narrator. -- stevefurst
- Watching Amadeus and reading the original play makes me wish *really* hard I could've seen Simon Callow in the title role. -- Phillipe Bosher
- Simon callow is in the restaurant with us and i am just fanboying toooo hard to say hi -- Will Rhodes
- Charles Dickens and the Great Theatre of the World, by Simon Callow. Reading it now, very lively book. Dickens made Ben Franklin look lazy! -- Seth Davidson
- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) Simon Callow -- Equality Depot
- Just saw Simon Callow walking along the South Bank -- Peter Warne
- What's new in today? Production News: Simon Callow to direct Shakespeare anniversary gala at Southbank Centre ... -- Adam Dechanel
- Touching tributes to from stellar cast inc Simon Callow, Tony Harrison in person, + Richard Eyre, Peter Brook, Marina Warner -- Illuminations
- Wheeling my barrow with Simon Callow -- Paul Bernal
- Chance in a Million. Surely Simon Callow's finest hour. -- Just Another Gooner
- Looks like Simon Callow next to Penny Wilson, too. -- vbspurs
- I love it when Jonathan Ross, David Mitchell and Simon Callow come into work -- gemfantoni
- Walked past Simon Callow in town today and, honest to god, I almost cried I was so excited. -- Jaya
- Scott Thomas, Simon Callow, John Hannah, Rowan Atkinson et al) had a lot of fun with Curtis' memorable characters and very funny script. -- The Ryder
- Bleak House is just the most astounding piece of work. There's huge, visionary poetry in it. - Simon Callow -- Quote Me
- Bleak House is just the most astounding piece of work. There's huge, visionary poetry in it. - Simon Callow -- Inspirational Quotes
- Is that Simon Callow reading the CBeebies story? -- Jo Wadsworth
- I love that he is in Street Fighter, and is the highest-billed actor in it who is not playing a character from the game. -- David Neary
- He is a very fruity Duke of Sandwich. -- Amanda Vickery
- He is genius casting for the Duke of Sandringham in - he has me convinced he's not completely evil. -- Sue
- Outlander has really nabbed some top luvvies - first John Sessions, now Simon Callow! -- miss r
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