Never be ashamed of having a crush on Smush Parker I'm a crusher
Professional basketball player (Famous from Los Angeles Lakers)
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Smush Parker is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Smush Parker
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Rated by - CSI is former school for Pierre Jackson, Carrick Felix and Smush Parker. -- Chris Reichert
- Bringing in Scott Elbert in a playoffs game is like bringing in Smush Parker in to take a GWS in the NBA Finals. -- Christian Allen
- If we go 41-41, just at least let's hope we get to see, he is my point guard, Kobe -- Slevin Kelevra
- You cant really blame Kobe for being a ballhog. After playing with Luke Walton, Smush Parker and Kwame Brown I'd be used to not passing too. -- NOT MY BDAY ANYMORE
- you set it so all your starters each play 40 minutes, sim till the trade deadline and then 2k has Smush parker as your starting PF -- Mike LaChance
- make your team better. Or is he not a team player? HOW CAN YOU SMUSH PARKER BETTER??? Answer that -- Tom Brady Byke
- So hoe smush Parker make Lakers in 06-07 season lol??? -- ATKmed Bryant
- all we need now is Smush Parker back lol -- Luis Sandoval
- I'm smush parker Im Greg Oden Im Kwame Brown Flirting is a sport and I'm Kobe Bryant -- partynexttoyobitch
- Im Smush Parker I m Darius Miles Im Kwame Brown Flirting is a sport and I m Kobe Bryant -- Solo Been
- Funny part is that this isn't even the worst lakers team Kobe had.....Remeber Smush Parker and Kwame Brown? -- Appz
- Who is the greatest Laker of All-Time??? Smush Parker -- Blake Griffin
- in rap life. in real life ur neighbor is Smush Parker -- Breezy
- . and he is no Kobe. Your point sir? -- Coach P.
- Is smush parker a better Pg then John wall? -- Ol'boy Lee
- those teams were trash man smush Parker n kwame brown like really that's torture lol -- James Worthy
- where is my boy Smush Parker lol boiiii -- Rav
- So why I chose the Lakers as my eight seed? Kobe once had a guy named Smush Parker and Kwame as a starter for 2 years and made the playoffs -- Vito
- I look like lebron but I'm really smush Parker -- Jimmy Guwop
- So looking forward to the Kobe doc in 2030. 'Do you think he was nice?' Smush Parker: Well....? -- J
- Kobe is playing with a more mediocre team than when Smush Parker started for us with Kwame Brown -- Gersh
- Smush Parker really a greater Laker than Dlo -- Sal
- Which is better, the kwami brown smush Parker lakers? Or the olidipo OKC?!? -- Christopher
- Ronnie Price is the equivalent of Smush Parker -- Troy Welin
- Is this Laker roster worse than the Smush Parker days? -- Look™
- I wonder what he is doin -- Ickey Woods
- He is the reason niggas like me thought there was chance I could make it to the league -- Nico from St. Louis
- Jeremy Lin is terrible... Why do the lakers keep getting these guards with no heart like Steve Blake, Smush Parker, Sasha V etc. -- Melloe Won
- Bench Nick Young for the game, he is playing like Smush Parker... -- Edd
- Jeremy Lin is the only athlete to ever make me more mad than Smush Parker. Nigga stays running 1 on 5 fast breaks. -- RJ x TPC
- Chris Mihm, Kwame Brown, Smush Parker, Lamar Odom, Kobe Bryant. Only one of those guys is still in the league today. Amazing. -- Auntie Dee Dee
- Boobie Gibson isn't better than Delly? Smush Parker? Bimbo Coles? -- Shane Brown
- He is the greatest Laker of all-time -- Khyre2⃣4⃣
- I would be so tight if Luke Walton or Kwame Brown or Smush Parker ever followed me -- Derek
- Mitch is responsible for players like. Smush Parker, samalki walker, JLin, the list goes on if sorry ass players he's tried to put with bean -- Coach King
- Rondo dumb AF.. He gonna be the next Smush Parker.... Who is Smush Parker? ...... Exactly -- konchusleeawkwerdd
- ASAP Ant is the Smush Parker of the ASAP Mob -- Josh
- God this is worse than the Smush Parker and Kwame Brown days. By a wide margin too. -- Taryn Lillian
- Barbershop discussion:"these guys try to hard...we need some guys that don't try. Where is Smush Parker?" -- Patrick Claybon
- Smush Parker was so weak -- Duke Blue
- Is it possible to hire Smush Parker to sing happy birthday to me in an Australian accent when I turn 22? If not the Internet has failed me. -- Terry Lashtag
- What Memphis Bleek is to Jay-Z and what Cory Gunz is to Wayne, is what Smush Parker was to Kobe Bryant. -- Bryce Derouin
- Question were is smush parker -- Shaquille O'Neal
- Is the Smush Parker laker team worse than this one? -- Ryan Daye
- Somewhere SMUSH PARKER is watching & saying 2 himself "If that Dellavedova kid can score 5 pts, I could STAR 4 HAHAHAHA -- Bryant T. Jordan
- Me trying to help Dame with third shift is like Smush Parker trying to help Kobe in the playoffs. -- Batman
- Man this is probably the worst year I have ever endured as a Laker fan. And I thought the Kwame brown and smush Parker era was bad. Smh -- OldHead Maud
- At the end of the day, We're all kobe bryants in the sports betting game. Marcus is our smush parker. -- doskolinijg
- Brees is about to be out there looking like kobe. they got me out here throwing to smush parker. -drew brees LMAO -- John
- I don't think it's fair that the all time leading scorer duo in a single game is Kobe and Smush Parker.....SMUSH ONLY HAD 13 -- Senioritis
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