Stan Boardman

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Stand-up comedian
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating I was excited to see that he is now flogging his own brand of bikes. The clever Focke! --
  • 3 star rating How would you like it if your brain surgeon talked like Stan Boardman? --
  • 2 star rating out of interest, did you and Andrew Maxwell actually hate Stan Boardman as much as you seemed to? --
  • 3 star rating obviously never seen in front of a crowd...nor Stan Boardman...nor Macca..Doddy...clueless stuff --
  • 5 star rating joker that sounds like stan boardman --
  • 1 star rating Good old Stan Boardman and his "Germans bombed our chippy" jokes. He was a better scouse comic than Tarbuck by far. --
  • 4 star rating On a Fokker today, reminds me of a Stan Boardman joke !!! view --
  • 4 star rating No way am I sat next to Stan Boardman on this flight. view --
  • 4 star rating Sat in MCR airport, and who sits down? Stan Boardman!! view --
  • 5 star rating John - you're morphing in to Stan Boardman --
  • 5 star rating you look a bit like Stan boardman , john . --
  • 5 star rating What talent did actually have? She couldn't sing. She sang other peoples songs & she looked like Stan Boardman in a ginger wig --
  • 2 star rating followed as presenter by Stan Boardman. Decision making was an interesting process in the seventies --
  • 5 star rating The thing is the lemmings that will follow Farage will listen to this and think it's brilliant. May as well get Stan Boardman to do one. --
  • 2 star rating Just had a text off Stan Boardman inviting me for drinks in the New Year. Could be VERY messy. Haaaa --
  • 5 star rating Stan Boardman spotted in Neston today. --
  • 5 star rating Stan Boardman was just across from me in my local Sainsburys café. Sat reading his paper while his wife(?) did the shopping. Knob. --
  • 2 star rating My 5 for thhis upcoming year: Zsa Zsa Gabor, Stan Boardman, Aime Jacquet, Macaulay Culkin, Maggie Smith --
  • 4 star rating Can Stan Boardman do his cheeky Fokker jokes now? --
  • 4 star rating Who's going to win the Euros? I'm with Stan Boardman; The Geermans!! --
  • 1 star rating Stan Boardman currently shouting at the TV and slagging off "da effin Geeeermans" whilst doing that weird lip thing he does. --
  • 1 star rating Scousers on festival campsites, you are not the new Tarby, Stan Boardman or John Bishop. Nobody bombed your chippy. Kindly STFU. --
  • 5 star rating I reckon Lother Matthäus could be the secret lovechild of Stan Boardman --
  • 5 star rating Stan Boardman announces comeback plans --
  • 3 star rating Its like the basest form of racism or wheeling Stan Boardman on to do his "Fokkers" routine --
  • 3 star rating Lothar Matthaus reminds me of Stan Boardman doing an impression of a German. --
  • 3 star rating I'm "I remember when all this was just nob gags and Stan Boardman's overbite", years old. --
  • 3 star rating Stan Boardman clutching a ballot paper amid the rubble of what used to be a fish and chip shop. --
  • 3 star rating Can I clarify - my favourite all time Liverpool comedian is Stan Boardman x --
  • 1 star rating Fracking this, fracking that all over the news tonight.....didn't Stan Boardman get booted off t.v. for something similar --
  • 4 star rating On nights like this Stan Boardman must miss the 80s so much. --
  • 4 star rating Snake performing the Stan Boardman role for City today. --
  • 4 star rating Stan Boardman on the drums for Womack and Womack --
  • 4 star rating Come on United into these Stan Boardman bastards! --
  • 5 star rating I think this fella is as funny as Stan Boardman --
  • 5 star rating Stan Boardman must be spinning in his grave..... --
  • 1 star rating He got golf in within five minutes of starting on Friday. Still waiting for a Stan Boardman mention to claim a full house. --
  • 4 star rating I never thought Stan Boardman would do a show like this. --
  • 5 star rating Into these Stan Boardman wankers, United. --
  • 4 star rating Stan Boardman, he was a right Fokker and Citizen Smith! --
  • 5 star rating Badger - Stan Boardman --
  • 4 star rating Having hotel brekkie in Lytham and seen Stan Boardman. Wow he is 83 --
  • 2 star rating Stan Boardman,Jimmy Tarbuck,Lily Savage ..anyone know of any other comedians from the Liverpool area.. --
  • 1 star rating With his knowledge of chip shops damaged during air raids Stan Boardman has been appointed trade envoy to Germany. --
  • 3 star rating BREAKING: Liz Truss has appointed Stan Boardman to the post of cultural attaché to Germany --
  • 2 star rating Clever bloke and pretty good musician, but his outrageous Ken Bigley comment was his Stan Boardman moment. --
  • 5 star rating Having caught up with I can only presume Paul Hollywood is related to Stan Boardman. Jürgen was the best by a mile. I blame Brexit... --
  • 3 star rating Paul Hollywood did a Stan Boardman tonight .. I don t like de geeeermans!! Ffs! What s going on?? --
  • 5 star rating Reckon Paul's related to Stan Boardman --
  • 3 star rating Hearing Stan Boardman s list of Likes and dislikes is being released tomorrow on wax cylinder --

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