Never be ashamed of having a crush on Stan Boardman I'm a crusher
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50+ man-crushers
Rated by - I was excited to see that he is now flogging his own brand of bikes. The clever Focke! -- Henry Webster
- How would you like it if your brain surgeon talked like Stan Boardman? -- freetheco2
- out of interest, did you and Andrew Maxwell actually hate Stan Boardman as much as you seemed to? -- dean verlander
- obviously never seen in front of a crowd...nor Stan Boardman...nor Macca..Doddy...clueless stuff -- Carl Boyd
- joker that sounds like stan boardman -- Kehaar
- Good old Stan Boardman and his "Germans bombed our chippy" jokes. He was a better scouse comic than Tarbuck by far. -- GJC
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On a Fokker today, reminds me of a Stan Boardman joke !!!
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No way am I sat next to Stan Boardman on this flight.
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Sat in MCR airport, and who sits down? Stan Boardman!!
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- John - you're morphing in to Stan Boardman -- James Sumner
- you look a bit like Stan boardman , john . -- Garry Wright
- What talent did actually have? She couldn't sing. She sang other peoples songs & she looked like Stan Boardman in a ginger wig -- JDGMills
- followed as presenter by Stan Boardman. Decision making was an interesting process in the seventies -- Retep Retals
- The thing is the lemmings that will follow Farage will listen to this and think it's brilliant. May as well get Stan Boardman to do one. -- Stretford Dogs Club
- Just had a text off Stan Boardman inviting me for drinks in the New Year. Could be VERY messy. Haaaa -- Neil Newton
- Stan Boardman spotted in Neston today. -- philip
- Stan Boardman was just across from me in my local Sainsburys café. Sat reading his paper while his wife(?) did the shopping. Knob. -- sister carrion
- My 5 for thhis upcoming year: Zsa Zsa Gabor, Stan Boardman, Aime Jacquet, Macaulay Culkin, Maggie Smith -- Bruno Di Gradi
- Can Stan Boardman do his cheeky Fokker jokes now? -- Paul O'Hagan
- Who's going to win the Euros? I'm with Stan Boardman; The Geermans!! -- Fred Dickson
- Stan Boardman currently shouting at the TV and slagging off "da effin Geeeermans" whilst doing that weird lip thing he does. -- TheMightiestBoosh
- Scousers on festival campsites, you are not the new Tarby, Stan Boardman or John Bishop. Nobody bombed your chippy. Kindly STFU. -- Steve Lutwyche
- I reckon Lother Matthäus could be the secret lovechild of Stan Boardman -- Lee Hall
- Stan Boardman announces comeback plans -- Mark Lawford
- Its like the basest form of racism or wheeling Stan Boardman on to do his "Fokkers" routine -- Baxter Ippititimus
- Lothar Matthaus reminds me of Stan Boardman doing an impression of a German. -- Dan_bo
- I'm "I remember when all this was just nob gags and Stan Boardman's overbite", years old. -- Boff Moatman
- Stan Boardman clutching a ballot paper amid the rubble of what used to be a fish and chip shop. -- Lee
- Can I clarify - my favourite all time Liverpool comedian is Stan Boardman x -- Carolyn Hughes
- Fracking this, fracking that all over the news tonight.....didn't Stan Boardman get booted off t.v. for something similar -- mike collings
- On nights like this Stan Boardman must miss the 80s so much. -- tony coffey
- Snake performing the Stan Boardman role for City today. -- Ivo Stas
- Stan Boardman on the drums for Womack and Womack -- bibb bobbs 🏴🇮🇪🇳🇱
- Come on United into these Stan Boardman bastards! -- Harvey W
- I think this fella is as funny as Stan Boardman -- liontamer
- Stan Boardman must be spinning in his grave..... -- Alan Hobby
- He got golf in within five minutes of starting on Friday. Still waiting for a Stan Boardman mention to claim a full house. -- David Bogle
- I never thought Stan Boardman would do a show like this. -- Peter Brown
- Into these Stan Boardman wankers, United. -- TShirtsUnited 👕🇾🇪
- Stan Boardman, he was a right Fokker and Citizen Smith! -- Rob Lloyd
- Badger - Stan Boardman -- Tweet Monkey 🐒🇬🇧
- Having hotel brekkie in Lytham and seen Stan Boardman. Wow he is 83 -- Sam J A
- Stan Boardman,Jimmy Tarbuck,Lily Savage ..anyone know of any other comedians from the Liverpool area.. -- trevor edwards
- With his knowledge of chip shops damaged during air raids Stan Boardman has been appointed trade envoy to Germany. -- Peter Smith
- BREAKING: Liz Truss has appointed Stan Boardman to the post of cultural attaché to Germany -- Andy McPherson
- Clever bloke and pretty good musician, but his outrageous Ken Bigley comment was his Stan Boardman moment. -- SuzieWong 🇪🇺 🇳🇴 🇵🇸 🇸🇾 🇾🇪 🇭🇰
- Having caught up with I can only presume Paul Hollywood is related to Stan Boardman. Jürgen was the best by a mile. I blame Brexit... -- AG
- Paul Hollywood did a Stan Boardman tonight .. I don t like de geeeermans!! Ffs! What s going on?? -- macca
- Reckon Paul's related to Stan Boardman -- HalfManHalfBrisket
- Hearing Stan Boardman s list of Likes and dislikes is being released tomorrow on wax cylinder -- Mo'
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