Never be ashamed of having a crush on Steve Patterson I'm a crusher
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Rated by - We re about 2 months from Dave Brandon being frictionally unemployed and Steve Patterson being the most shameless AD in the country -- Luke Zimmermann
- Steve Patterson "This is not Debatable" - University Theatre October 7, 07:30 PM 2011 & 2013 Stand-Up Comedian of the Year -- Explore Regina
- Steve Patterson was just heckled so bad the show had to stop. Yikes. Guy is gone. We're back on. -- Jeff Hamilton
- So excited for Steve Patterson MC-ing tonight at the in - But I'm leaving if there aren't any bad tree puns -- james steenberg
- I'd be more worried that he is going to move the UT basketball team to Round Rock, personally. -- Jason Cohen
- One of the few things I like about Texas AD he is his desire to keep A&M on ice. It was A&M that left the party, not Texas -- George Whitley
- Texas Athletics is the most profitable program in the US yet Steve Patterson wants free stuff from taxpayers. Pay for your own damn arena. -- Guillermo Hernandez
- Seriously, click the link in that and read the article. Then remember that he is AD of the biggest budget in college sports. -- The 15th Letter
- Steve Patterson thinks UT is a pro tram...this guy is kind of annoying -- David Jackson
- One quick questions. Is all that gaudy signage at Sun Devil Stadium left over from the Steve Patterson era? -- Tim Griffin
- Team dinner at 6 is for schollies only. Walk ons must pay for room service, as outlined in Steve Patterson's budget cuts. -- Walk On News
- "Texas AD Steve Patterson on Horns-Ags starting up again: "I don't know...they could have showed up here on the 29th." That is hilarious! -- Todd McGuire
- My name is Steve Patterson, you can call me Patty; Wallet in my back pocket, call it a fatty. -- HornHavocSteve
- "72% of surveyed Arkansans think closing coal plants in AR is a good idea." - Steve Patterson, AR Advanced Energy Association -- Keep AR Beautiful
- AD Steve Patterson told reporters on Sunday that a new basketball arena is still six to eight years away. -- Wescott Eberts
- So, uhh, seems like Steve Patterson might not want to set his Coach Firing Pants somewhere he can't reach them quickly. -- El Diablo Blanco
- So, a parody of Steve Patterson has cropped up on here. All good fun but he's great to interview over the seasons. -- Cricket Yorkshire
- Longhorns be like we'll pay buyouts for Mack Brown, Rick Barnes, Bev Kearney, Charlie Strong, Steve Patterson, AND pay Saban $10 mil/yr. -- Jimmie Snyder
- New UT President Greg Fenves also praises the job being done by ADs Steve Patterson, Chris Plonksy. Says UT should "win with integrity." -- Brian Davis
- He is on the show now. Tickets to Belleville and Ottawa shows to be given away! -- All in a Day
- Can someone tell me what in God's name he is hoping to accomplish sending Mack Brown to Dubai -- Kathy Prothro
- Da FACK is Steve Patterson doing? Mexico City and now probably wants to schedule a game in Dubai. -- Rudy Cerda
- Cbc will never not be the worst at comedy: mercer, 22 minutes, elvira kurt, steve patterson, whatever schitts creek probably is. ugh so LAME -- an eric
- Saw Steve Patterson. My stomach hurt from laughing so hard xD -- Niawyn S
- Steve Patterson's 1st "favorite" in 23 days is a pic of 99k at tOSU spring game. Imagine if it was a pic of Buckeyes 3 stud QBs... -- Adam Winkler
- ball change! Steve Patterson comes on with Warwichkshire 28-1 after 11 overs. Westwood 10* Porterfield 17* -- DEC Scores
- "If I ever find some candy on the ground and it looks sort of clean. . . I'd probably eat it" -Steve Patterson -- Dylan Rundle
- From the hour Steve Patterson spent with the media Sunday, his best quote was "My phone isn't ringing" re: a football game with Texas A&M. -- Cedric Golden
- Texas nees to unload Steve Patterson before it's too late. His failure to secure Saban should have resulted in his walking papers. -- Cold N. Holefield
- Steve Patterson, Find out the Secret to get $200iTunes & Play Store Gift Card. Check the Secret Trick on My Profile Bio -- Big iTunes Guide
- Can someone tell me what in God's name he is hoping to accomplish sending Mack Brown to Dubai -- TAFFYKATHY
- To quote Steve Patterson, she seems like a bit of an arsehole. -- derek miller
- Steve Patterson AD is really stupid for even thinking about playing a game in Mexico City. -- TFNDAG
- Texas AD Steve Patterson says his team is "booked" through 2027 and can't play A&M. Hey Steve: don't recall A&M asking. No tears shed. -- Mark Passwaters
- Steve Patterson says Texas football is booked through 2027, but is planning a game in 2020 in Mexico City. Sure. -- Brian Pedersen
- Statesman: AutulloAAS: Perrin says he's "looking very hard at" no-resale policy of discounted tickets implemented by Steve Patterson. "I -- Austin Fox. UT
- A new basketball arena for Texas is still at least 6-8 years away, Steve Patterson says. -- Kirk Bohls
- Steve Patterson says beer sales at UT football games is still being evaluated. Hopes for resolution in not-too-distant future. -- Greg Rajan
- TCU AD Chris Del Conte very complimentary of Texas AD Steve Patterson and the Texas athletics program. He is a very classy respectable guy! -- ANTHONY GERONIMO
- Steve Patterson gives the rain to Rudy T half way thur the season. -- Alfio R. Veasey
- Wait for Steve Patterson to make an appearance in this story, and note when the Rockets took off as a franchise. -- Joel D. Anderson
- More success, this time for Steve Patterson, who has got Robson leg before for 34. Tense game this. Middlesex 67 for three at the moment. -- Graham Hardcastle
- Steve Patterson assures me Texas will be the first school to hold a satellite recruiting camp on an actual satellite. -- Alice Cooper
- Consider Steve Patterson, who predicted he'd be trivia answer to who played center for UCLA between Alcindor, Walton. -- Dan Day
- Steve Patterson once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower. -- Rudolfo Lasham
- Dronemaniac: Steve Patterson StevePatTU : Jacksonville company gets OK from FAA to make money off commercial drones | -- SkyTools Drones
- John Bacon called Steve Patterson crazy! Which is totally true by the way -- Brian Cook
- He is a dick for letting John Bianco go... -- Cody
- Disturbing details coming out related to a lawsuit. Steve Patterson being sued for "gyrating on a statue in the quad". -- mattisbear
- Steve Patterson : Great news about a great guy who's also a great journalist. Glad is investing in Chi w/ -- This Is Illinois
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