Never be ashamed of having a crush on Steve Sidwell I'm a crusher
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Steve Sidwell is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has red hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium red hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Steve Sidwell
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Rated by - Being Steve Sidwell, everybody. -- Seward Joerg
- Only Spurs could sign a player dubbed the 'Brazilian Frank Lampard' only for it to turn out he's the Brazilian Steve Sidwell -- Billie
- Just walked past scott Carson and Steve sidwell in town -- James Heath
- Just remembered that weird dream I had the other night, Steve Sidwell was going psycho and murdering people lmao . STEVE SIDWELL! WTF -- Mike
- Assumed they still had Steve Sidwell, Kevin Doyle and Noel Hunt. -- JB
- Correct! Well done Paul Baines for correctly guessing Steve Sidwell to our WHO AM I quiz question. -- Cross The Line
- Casually bumping into Steve Sidwell -- Daniel Smyth.
- Paul Scholes was an overrated Steve Sidwell -- Alex
- Even the likes if Seb Larrson & Steve Sidwell gave been welcomed back. It's only the rats who haven't -- Steve Gooner
- So, Terry Hurlock v Steve Sidwell, who wins?!.... -- Loyal Royal
- Stoke City midfielder Steve Sidwell, 31, paid a visit to former club Fulham, commenting his delight as the Cottagers beat Bolton 4-0 -- ☀AkinFolarin FLO☀
- Remember when chelsea had Steve Sidwell, geremi in the midfield -- Pal
- Coutinho is a injured Steve Sidwell -- Emey Summers
- 'Jordan Ibe is the real deal' - they said that about Steve Sidwell too -- Osman
- I'm actually starting to price fix steve sidwell xD -- PrabaG98
- Steve Sidwell coming on for Barca, wondered where he was these days. -- Craig Gray
- Jeremy Mathieu: the French Steve Sidwell. -- Chris Brammer
- Thought they'd brought on Steve Sidwell -- Arch
- Never knew steve sidwell played for barca -- Barry Ryan
- Steve Sidwell coming on for Barcelona... -- Ashley Rose
- Kinda makes me sad that the best player in the prem (David silva) just looks like Steve sidwell in that midfield -- Liam Maher
- Aston Villa-Stoke City - 86th minute: Substitution for Stoke City: Stephen Ireland goes off, Steve Sidwell comes on. -- SportyTrader
- Steve Sidwell and Scott Sinclair on the pitch together. Maybe they can discuss their ill-timed decisions to move to big clubs? -- The Gentleman Masher
- I feel sorry for Steve Sidwell. He must be well down the pecking order. -- sal foulkes
- Mourinho best manager in the country? remember that time he signed Steve Sidwell? -- Ash Hope
- Steve Sidwell's stoke career has been very strange. -- Josh
- Man Utd have made Steve Sidwell look like Andres Iniesta today. -- Kev Chandler
- If Wes Brown has just been sent off as a case of mistaken identity, I can only assume it's Steve Sidwell who should've gone -- Aaron Milligan
- Funny thing is Raheem Sterling is off end of season, they will proceed to waste that money on Steve Sidwell and John O'Shea -- Elias
- Smailes: "is it true that Marsh is similar to that of a shit steve sidwell?" Cheung: "somebody remove Smailes from the audience please" -- CP4thteamreserve
- Zlatan is an overated cunt he is x10 better -- The Guv'nor
- Biggest fraud of them all is Ander Herrera who looks like poor man's Steve Sidwell. -- Fraudscar
- Ben Watson's a younger Steve Sidwell -- kiernan
- Steve Sidwell grinds my gears. -- Boring Lyden
- Won online on a Fifa Ultimate Team game against a Madrid/Barca hybrid by scoring with Steve Sidwell, Matt Jarvis and Charlie Austin...Oops -- Jed
- Don't rate Delph, would prefer seeing steve sidwell in midfield -- Sam Rhead
- Stone Cold Steve Sidwell -- Layton
- BOOM! Stephen Quinn is an top signing. His style reminds me of Steve Sidwell. We never replaced him. Not just coz he was ginger -- LordCKS
- I'm not. We are close. So god damn close to bring in Kovacic, Alan Hutton & Steve Sidwell on loan. -- Clark James
- Chris Sutton-9 Metaja Kezman-9 Hernan Crespo - 9 Khalid Buolarouz -9 Steve Sidwell-9 Franco Disanto - 9 Fernando Torres - 9 Falcao-9 Dejavu -- MoshoodPeacemaker
- Heard steve sidwell could be the next one through the door at the cottage...would be delighted with that! -- Mark Hill
- Shaqiri on the brink of joining Stoke.'I just couldn't pass up the chance to play with Jon Walters and Steve Sidwell' -- PaulTBrady
- Xherdan Shaqiri on the brink of joining Stoke. 'I just couldn't pass up the chance to play with Jon Walters and Steve Sidwell,' he revealed -- 888sport
- (cont)... Nick Powell, Connor Randall, Jack Rodwell, Steve Sidwell -- Football Teasers
- I started watching football because of Steve Sidwell. Never I doubted him. I've loved him madly. I am mentally attached with him. Dead. -- Maximilian
- If Steve Sidwell comes back to Fulham i will fricken lose it! Only player worth his money in the relegation season -- Shenanigans
- He is a conspiracy theory in himself -- Èlias
- Nedum Onuoha and Steve Sidwell saying it as it is. Not good enough, too negative, fans expect more. Simple as that. Nice to see. -- Dan
- Coutinho is a problem for any defence. Give him space and he'll make you look like a Sunday league player. Ask Steve sidwell -- Ryan Adam
- Report TBC that he is still spinning after that turn by Countinho for the goal yesterday. -- Chris Bell
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