Never be ashamed of having a crush on Steven Seagal I'm a crusher
American actor and martial artist (Famous from Under Siege)
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Steven Seagal ranks , and ranks among all celebrities on .
He was named one of The Most Desirable Tall Dark and Handsome Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
, and ranks among all celebrities on . He was named one of The Most Desirable Tall Dark and Handsome Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Steven Seagal is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Steven Seagal
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"Yes, they're called 'ebola warriors' and NO, Steven Seagal, this isn't a movie pitch." -- President Obama -- Patton Oswalt
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He is the original Tapout shirt. -- GrossHopper
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Maybe it's just me but Leonardo DiCaprio is starting to look like Steven Seagal. -- H. Forest Rosedale
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I can't believe Steven Seagal... I mean Steven Silverman is Lise Silverman's dad. -- Jason
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Steve Bisciotti's spray tan & shoe polished hair is distracting. He needs to fire Steven Seagal's stylist -- Arnold Schizopolis
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Steven Seagal never plays a bad guy and samaluza ndeu. he is too rigid. -- VIP_TO_GOD
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Steven Seagal movies are trash, he over does this, its 5min into this movie and this nigga done sworn so many times am finna go to church eh -- Harry MeanMug
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Ponytails on a chap is the worst! Cut that hing aff your no Steven Seagal -- Ross Meek
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He is the first private citizen to destroy a nuclear weapon. -- Strange Facts
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Hard TO Kill with he is on. I like that movie. -- aaron jacob nebel
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'Steven Seagal Lawman' is like mixing the worst Seagal movies like Under Siege 2,the show Cops, &Jerry Springer's deep thoughts. -- Jason Shinn
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Hold up! he is a reserved deputy? -- Gina J
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Nothing more satisfying than walking by a TV,seeing Steven Seagal & being able to correctly identify the film based on his accent & clothing -- Sportz Punz
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Steven Seagal's movies are too weird though -- karis
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It's days like these I could use a good ol' fashioned Steven Seagal flick. Wait, whaaa...What's that? I just so happen to have 5 or so here! -- Out On The Wire
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He's literally like "Fighting terrorists isn't in my job description, and I'm not tryna lose my job, Steven Seagal." -- Morgan Collins
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A comment so bad that it ended being the script of the new Steven Seagal movie. -- Short and True
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Just on a curiosity I wonder who would win between Steven Seagal & Chuck Norris hmm both really good.. -- Ruby
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Just watched Godzilla. Saying B Cranston is the lead in that is like saying Steven Seagal was the lead in Executive Decision. -- Dream Shake
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He is the one of the most fucking bad ass character ever portrayed in movies. -- !! Rushaal !!
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The movie fights with Steven Seagal in them look so fake .....dudes be flying across the screen and he aint even hit em yet lol -- the Weez.
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If I was being a total arsehole, you'd probably tell me. If I was Steven Seagal being a total arsehole, though, you might think twice -- Anton Bitel
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Steven Seagal - is mir egal. -- Franzi Pinkman
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He is now a real life crime fighter in the U.S. ;) -- RUSSELL Ogrodnik
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Steven Seagal: Lawman it is -- ★Roelofs★
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I really don't like action movies.. At all.. Really at all.. But I just love Steven Seagal.. Only exception -- Michael V. Lauria
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Yes. My laptop just crashed while looking up info on Steven Seagal. That's apparently how awesome he is. -- Rob Tiongson
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It is fair to assume that i'm carrying steven seagal's child -- my pimp is very nice
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This Steven Seagal movie is my Saturday morning cartoon. -- Paul Bubluski
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"I always hated being a child. I always felt like an adult trapped in a child's body."
- Steven Seagal -- The Daily Inspirtion
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Isn't it bad enough I'm drinking and flashing a new ROM? I have to watch bad Steven Seagal movies and animal cruelty commercials too? -- Bo Jackson
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Steven Seagal movies are so shit and kinda fun to watch at the same time -- kris holland
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Is it me, or is Liam Neeson becoming the next Steven Seagal? -- T. Reeves Wilson
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Insomnia TV: having just heard Bourdain make a Steven Seagal joke on No Reservations: Seagal is a killer Navy cook in Under Siege 1AM on ION -- 157 Live
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Its so hot that most of my thoughts are just broken down into Steven Seagal three word movie titles. -- Nick Petrillo
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He is the most untouchable action hero ever. -- D ∆ R I U S
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"Joder, nadie sale hoy. No me queda otra que llamar a Steven".
Y así nació he is the last option. -- Maska
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Spending my day watching Steven Seagal films. Life is great. -- Paulus
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I can't believe he is a cop now. -- J.D.
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My new name is Steven seagal -- Tinoco Fernando
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Steven Seagal looks so good! :-) -- Stacy Williams
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Well that Steven seagal guy is blessed.. Great fucking movie... Smiling -- sexlover
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Why is Steven Seagal's movies always fake? -- Sesan Ekundayo
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Buying dvd 101 : pick up a dvd, if steven seagal is in the movie, put it back. -- The Other Guy
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Keanu Reeves is the new Steven Seagal -- Bob Loblaw
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AFTER THE HARASSER HAS BEEN APPREHENDED BY THE COPS. I'D LIKE TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT CALLING STEVEN SEAGAL-LAWMAN HERE BUT SINCE THIS IS -- Johnny Annihilator
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That means on average there's a 54% chance of there being a Steven Seagal film on UK free to air television on any day. -- Exploding Helicopter
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These new images are so stupid. Why does Jai Courtney look like he's doing a bad Steven Seagal? -- Cameron A Mitchell
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Fuck what ppl say about Steven Seagal. He's a very interesting person if you'd take the time to read about him. The songs he writes -- † Snyder ™
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"So reading about Steven Seagal possibly choking sex slaves counts as therapy" -Ryan -- collin
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