Never be ashamed of having a crush on Strong Bad I'm a crusher
Strong Bad is one of the major characters of the Homestar Runner series of animated Flash web cartoons. He is portrayed by Matt Chapman, the principal voice actor and co-founder of the series. Strong...
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Strong Bad is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.
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Why People Have A Crush On Strong Bad
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Rated by - I know Strong Bad from his sbemails. I have a crush on him because I'm genuinely insane and think he's so damn attractive. My body sees this short little fictional man and says "OMG POTENTIAL MATE!!!". I want him to be my husband -- iykyk
- He is on comment! -- Shane Nickerson
- Omg the new Strong bad song is so good -- Piintless hooJ
- The handle makes me think of the captain of the USS Strong Bad in radio communication. Which is awesome. -- Greg Titus
- I'm crying because Strong Bad on comment is the best thing xD -- Amanda Roth
- "Why is Homestar Runner parodying something so out of date?" "Why is Strong Bad using an old Compy computer?" -- Ramona DonoBOO!
- THERE'S A NEW STRONG BAD VIDEO AND I'M SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY -- Shane Thiede
- "welcome to windows 98. WHY ARE YOU STILL USING WINDOWS 98?!?!?!?" see this is why i love strong bad -- Alt segment theorem
- Lil is watching our old Strong Bad Emails dvd and laughing so much. -- Rosie W_____
- Hopefulness is something strong & bad & good at the same time -- Meme Ame
- My 12 y/o son thinks he is "kind of weird" -- Barrett
- So, dressing up as Strong Bad for this Halloween is acceptable, right? -- Dr. (・。・;)
- Freakin he is commenting! -- James Kennison
- So, uh, Strong Bad has a comment account now: -- Stacy Brannan-Smith
- Coffee does nothing to me so I thought I should make it really strong... bad idea -- ♡아만다린♡
- I was just making a sexy strong bad and like half way through i was like "wait a minute. this is ujst me" -- peej
- I still update my Flash player is for those rare needed doses of nostalgia and Strong Bad cartoons. -- Linhbergh
- Omfg, strong bad is playing with sethlon. Someone fly me home. -- Dakota Spillman
- so d dragons are back wen they have finished killing all d strong bad guy disappointed -- St daniel
- How is there no mod for SSBB that puts Strong Bad into the game? -- Jaxon Brewster
- I am catching up on Strong Bad Emails. This is how you do Friday nights. -- Ina Hsu
- Shoutout to my sister for being a strong, bad ass woman during a time like this -- ❅ jillian ❅
- He is my spirit animal -- Alina☄
- is on in 3 hours! If you pretend he is Sami Zayn and Kratos is Adrian Neville then it's basically Takeover! -- John Dudebro
- Hopefulness is something strong & bad & good at the same time -- ;p
- My life is a cocktail of strong bad luck, tingly weird situation and base of always delayed decisions. -- ell
- Man why isn't Strong Bad taking over for Letterman? -- Booker
- The eternal hellscape that is Stocklands Shellharbour. (This comment works better if you read it in Strong Bad's voice) -- ohno it's Hayley
- Hi strong bad. This is Rikoshi from Santa Clara and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and -- Rikoshi Kisaragi
- Every toon/sbemail where homestar and strong bad and being chummy makes me think of me and mel and that's true beauty I think -- Arthah
- So I just saw a huge spider in my room, I killed it with some strong bad smelling perfume, spritz spritz mtherfcker -- Katie Lynn
- Mom have been constantly reminding me that I must visit grandfather. Got a very strong bad feeling tho.. -- G.
- Copped all 5 episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People on PSN last night. So many memories. -- ベース Harry
- I want to rewatch all of Strong Bad's Emails, but the videos on the site are SO TINY -- Jamie McGinn
- He doesn't know Strong Bad, he doesn't know Drew Magary... Jesus take the wheel, there's only so much educating I can do. -- laurentheanimal
- Weezer got so bad. So very bad. Like there's a strong bad slope right after the Green Album... which I actually like. -- öxnadalur.
- Rejection is a strong, bad feeling. The amount of damage it can cause can be seen in the lenghts one is willing to go just to not feel pain. -- Jere/Spidu
- Yo I'm here to tell you 6 yrs later thAt Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People is very good. You're welcome -- madgarvs
- Tbh no matter how strong bad thing is around me, I will find a way to say I don't like what's going on... -- Young-Cami Camidson
- Good News: The new girl thinks I am really strong. Bad News: I knocked her flat onto her back with my shoulder... :-/ -- Run Roland Run
- A strong bad feelin of being Single recently. Esp when sby distribute to me n realized tht many male hv been married or in a relationship -- loloyan
- Hopefulness is something strong & bad & good at the same time -- Carolann Hufford
- Apparently I'm not the only one who listens to Strong Bad's The System is Down when an MMO crashes. -- Anonymoose
- Strong Bad, Your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed. Come on, you can do better than that! This is like the highlight of my week. S -- - ̗̀☠ ̖́-
- My favorite rapper is Strong Bad -- Jack Grimes
- In the 4th episode of strong bad's cool game for attractive people, after you beat the game the End Game content is fake bloopers its amazin -- The august
- Andrea is unstable and STRONG. Bad combination. -- Tobi O.
- He is trying to say that you need to really try when writing an essay instead of just filling the space. 1010B -- Nicole Lester
- Someone asked me is I was strong bad kin. I do not know what otherkin is please have mercy on my sickly ass -- PJ
- I am not saying that I hate my course, I am just saying I have a very strong bad feeling about it -- Nati
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