T Rex

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Life is a game of snakes and ladders -- 50ShadesOfChocolate
• If you ever get really really sad just think of a T Rex trying to masturbate -- OneLastBag
• T. Rex by Max Candee: This encyclopedia entry is written and illustrated by Joey J. Papagopolis... -- Free Kindle eBooks
• SM4!!! Charlie clips vs T-rex, wanna hear Tay roc spazzing and DNA silencing doubters. Classics is what I'm expecting -- Jude Afam
• Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex. -- Olivia Taylor
• If a pinapple walked ten feet and a t- rex ate a crayon where is austalia located today? -- astrid
• So I had a VERY weird dream last night. I set a T-Rex on fire while in a caravan park :-S -- Simon Champ
• Damn that T-Rex I recommented is sexy -- Reddo $antana
• Well, at least I know few dinosaurs names through this film. So far: T-Rex, Velociraptor, Bronchiarous(WHUT?), and that's all folks. -- Nothing
• Did the dinobots breathe fire? Somehow, I don't recall T-Rex at all, let alone it being like a dragon more than a T-rex. -- Adrienne
• I would pay so much money to watch a T Rex try to eat corn on the cob. -- Diana Beck
• WHEN THE T-REX ROARS AT BRENDAN FRASER FOR EXAMPLE, YOU REALLY FEEL AS IF THE T-REX IS ROARING DIRECTLY INTO THE AUDIENCE. -- Johnny Annihilator
• [meanwhile at every party] "let's take pictures of us so everyone can see our two lazy eyes and t-Rex arms!" -- Chad Warner
• Michael is cracking me up with his recomments of the trying t-rex -- Bethany
• I would really appreciate if there WUZNT a t-rex tail n my ass wen I roll over n my bed thanks Cam. Nw come get ur shit. SMH -- Kei Lo-Lo
• Every single one of Michael's t-Rex recomments have me laughing like crazy like why ??? -- •yaya•
• T-Rex is free to play against Rabbitohs, OMG YESS -- Sarah Hawa
• I saw Jurassic Park in the theater with my aunt. I still remember being speechless when the T-Rex ate the lawyer off the toilet. -- Clerkin' Master
• This is not big deal -- Ulquiorra's girl
• So mad right meow i feel like i can take on a T Rex.... -- J Shea
• Pete Larson Q&A: T. rex is more closely related to hummingbirds than triceratops. -- HMNS
• Aye verb vs john john is the hardest one to call tho and the the Hitman vs Surf and T Rex vs Charlie Clips all millions view -- Orlando
• is smokin -- Hawaiian~Ass~Kid
• It is seriously such bullshit that T-Rex got put on report for something as innocuous as his tackle on Mansour -- Bryn
• I thought T Rex had a good game last night maybe he is finding his feet at last, -- michael
• That t-rex account is cute . -- Gabrielle .
• What are the chances the world will be back to normal this summer so I can see My Chemical Romance in Italy ? (I know, probably zero) -- Chip Skylark
• Kelly falling on top of mary when being chased will be the highlight of my day -- Trever the T-Rex
• A T-Rex's arms were perfectly developed for sarcastic air quotes. This is a thing I'm choosing to comment while entirely sober. Thank you. -- Joseph Scrimshaw
• The chicken is the closest relative to the T-Rex. -- Strange Facts
• I have T-Rex skeleton earrings, so your argument is invalid. -- red
• In the desert between San Diego & Vegas, there's a creationist theme park. Located there is T. Rex from Pee Wee's Big Adventure. We went. -- Kevin Kopplin
• A kangaroo is basically a small T-Rex with a deer head. -- Abu Al Baik
• Somebody in my office is listening to T. Rex...I gotta find this person.... -- Matt Stepanski
• I feel like a t-rex when I wear my jean jacket. I can only my arms so much -- brooke
• Vonnie bad Na really I'm good sound like a T. rex live under my hood -- ⛽️✨racksss✨⛽️
• Lily is actually a t-rex -- Victoria Velez
• T-REX Life is strange. -- みつびし　
• Sex with me is like sex with a T. Rex. whole lot of teeth, very little cuddling -- dave pennington
• Cole is acting like a T-Rex -- Lil Bee
• I'm really glad I look like a T-rex when I pick up things because the ability to straighten my left arm is gone.. -- Kelsey Berchem
• "Go away T-Rex, this is my house & this is my room & this is my Momma!" Apparently we have an invisible t-rex in the house. -- Caitlyn Stock
• Friday class is great and all but my profs name is Ivan....WTF IS AN IVAN. Sounds like he's gunna give me the maximum-d -- xDailyCodx
• Farmer's Almanac says T-Rex of Winters is on the way. Environment Canada says it'll be mild in our area. Who do you think will be right? -- 97.5 Juice FM
• TYRANNOSAURUS REX DINOSAUR COOKIE CUTTER A Cutter A Day: Day 266 This mighty T-Rex is the king beast and no party would be complete... -- Cookie Cutter Shop
• O God life is good, life is strange- T. rex -- Mozelle Batiste
• My boy thinks he's gonna grow up to be a T-Rex... Man, the truth is gonna hurt worse than Santa, Jesus AND the Easter Bunny... -- Mark Price
• Re-watched Jurassic World, and that T-Rex-Velociraptor tag-team is just -- Kayleigh
• DJoftheNight is playing T.Rex - Bang A Gong (Get It On) -- RisqueRadio
• Charlotte is also known as T-rex in her school -- C[H]arlotte Belew

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