I have a crush on Taylor Twellman and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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American soccer player (Famous from New England Revolution)

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/head-desk /does it again because so frustrated /becomes Taylor Twellman -- gartoz
Like, hearing yankee blokes like Alexi Lalas Taylor Twellman Landon Donovan try to discuss football is painful even though they played it -- Parody Accountant
Geoffrey Castillion bij New England Revolution. Dat is natuurlijk geen Taylor Twellman. -- Lido SchuffelersBron
NO ONE IS KIDDING YOU TAYLOR TWELLMAN -- Bill Reno
Does Taylor Twellman have something against DC not playing well at all, yet so much praise for team that.has done nothing -- Carolyn Waters
He is a douche bag -- Will Crawförd
I don't agree w the red on Espindola either, but he is showing his absolute hatred for the Red Bulls. Not professional. -- Have Another Donut
He is right. Alexi Lalas is wrong. As usual. D.C. United is being railroaded. Period. -- Schalke USA

How did Taylor Twellman say Pulisic is best high and wide.... if you play him at the 10 he can create and get involved way easier -- Zach Harrison
Taylor Twellman could seriously beat the shit out of Lalas and I would pay to see that. -- Daniel T
Alexi Lalas and Taylor Twellman get me so weak -- Zach Green™
Taylor Twellman winning so many points with fans right now. -- Brendan Darr
Taylor twellman irritates the shit outta me but his stance on concussions is on point can soccer ppl pls do the listen and apply -- Nabiha
I just remembered he is calling the Sounders game. FML... -- West Coast Spurs
He is having a field day with this game -- Edmund Dantes
Who is ready for Taylor Twellman to diagnose a concussion from his couch? -- Tom
Taylor Twellman really bothers me -- Mata
Taylor Twellman's commentary makes me excited that Fox is losing the Champions League rights. -- Keith
He is even involved! Good thing he can't do any bicycle kicks tonight. -- Socf97
Is Taylor Twellman doing a report from UM this week? -- Mat Chavez
I'm sorry, but Coach Hinton is being a real bully to Taylor Twellman. Not cool. -- Cassra Clark
Actually that is a lie, watching Taylor Twellman was pretty exciting -- ♑ℹⓒ
Poland is the Taylor Twellman of countries -- Michael
He is such a tool. Some one remove him from commentating for the National Team -- Kyle Hussey

Taylor Twellman's favorite movie is JFK. That ball did not hit Tim Ream. Back and to the left. -- Chris Wachal
Ian Darke tries to talk about the BPL during lulls in the match but Taylor Twellman just isn't having any of it. -- LFCMIZ
Taylor Twellman get your sorry ass off of ESPN and stop being so dang negative about the US men's team bc you miss playing -- Aubrey Riggins
He is the worst -- Bibi Westside
He is the absolute worst -- E
Go go USA. Also, he is douchey. -- DCF
Hi my name is Taylor Twellman, I am paid to praise Jozy Altidore being a basic bitch. Lol. -- land on da oven
He is REALLY upset there is no Julian Green on the bench tonight. -- Dave Kelly
He is stinky -- Benjamin Durkee
Taylor Twellman how is Donovan missing a wide open chance, "unlucky?" -- Jauble.
Taylor twellman is an idiot. -- Kenneth Fultz
Suddenly he is a doctor. -- Brian
Taylor Twellman, no matter how hard you're trying to convince yourself, Enner Valencia is not world-class. -- Ross Lancaster
He is such a dumbass -- Rhys Montanarello
Taylor twellman is the worst. -- Bobby Stanley
So why did Taylor Twellman draw the random line on the screen? -- The LegenD
JESUS, TAYLOR TWELLMAN THIS IS A SPECIAL NIGHT, PUT THE SHADE AWAY! -- CJ
Watching USA vs Ecuador on Univision deportes because taylor Twellman is Phil Simms bad -- Shayne
He is a great analyst but he says too many players are world class when they're just average -- Ed Amaya
Did Taylor Twellman really just call Enner Valencia a world class striker? C'mon man. -- Matt Metoyer
Taylor Twellman getting an 8-year ESPN deal speaks volumes to the state of soccer in America. It sucks and isn't improving anytime soon. -- Smarter Betting Tips
Forgot how bad he is on commentary -- Stephen Donnelly
Cue a Taylor Twellman rant in 3....2.....1..... -- Jason
Dear Taylor Twellman, Shut. The. Hell. UP. PLEASE. Mocking your far superior cohost'sEnglish accent is classless -- Jeff Sieck
Taylor Twellman on Diskeruds yellow.. "I'm ok with that." After the free kick... "And there is the lesson.. Not there!" -- Bret Boylan
He is the WORST COMMENTATOR EVER -- Tyler Trill