Never be ashamed of having a crush on Ted Nolan I'm a crusher
Canadian ice hockey player
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Rated by - I see problems ahead. he is exactly the wrong coach if you don't want Sabres to overachieve. I saw what he did with Latvians in Sochi -- Jerry Sullivan
- Did you know that Ted Nolan wore as player with Pittsburgh ? Jordan might pay homage to Pops. -- SabresBuzz
- I could really use a passionate Ted Nolan speech with a glisten in his eyes to relieve me of coaching malaise. -- Kevin Kickflip
- Right now Terry Pegula is asking Ted Nolan if he has any interest in coaching football. -- Mike
- Its gonna be really difficult for Ted Nolan to cut Mikhail Grigorenko and Jake McCabe. Both have been stars in preseason. -- Curtis Marcaccio
- He is doing... statistically smart hockey things? Although, 6:00 minutes seems a bit early for that regardless. -- T.J. Luckman
- He is one of the few coaches that you shouldn't hire if you want to tank. He's such a competitor/motivator -- Michael Stephens
- Sabres' Ted Nolan says he and coaching staff know who the captain will be, but he hasn't told players yet. Will do so soon. -- John Vogl
- Is this some kind of secret make a wish game for the city of Buffalo? Cheeky Bastard, Ted Nolan. -- Alex Berzins
- Stewart is what they call a "Ted Nolan-type" player -- You
- Ted Nolan's the hockey coach, pegula owns the bills, kyle Orton is our quarterback. Is this real a year ago? -- Timothy Leary
- I have a crush on Ted Nolan that I can't exactly explain ... -- dream weaver
- The one thing I miss about Lindy Ruff is his honesty about his players. With Ted Nolan, every single player is incredible -- Brennan Blowers
- Ted Nolan has no update on Kaleta or Larsson yet. Both still being evaluated. -- Kevin Snow
- Ted Nolan says he hopes Patrick Kaleta's injury isn't "too too serious." The forward took a puck to the face. -- Chris Johnston
- I love Jerry Sullivan its amazing he calls people out. Remember when you loved Ted Nolan. And wanted to sign Orton to a bridge deal? MORON -- Matt Stoklosa
- Fredi Gonzalez got the Ted Nolan treatment. Obv, not his fault for the roster, but wouldn't want him managing when the Braves are good. -- Nico R
- E do Ted Nolan -- The Flaming Stick™
- Will Ted Nolan attend home games or away games? -- Sabretooths Drum
- My mom is a mild Ted Nolan truther so she'll be pleased about this -- princess draculaura
- Sabres claim son of former coach Ted Nolan -- USA Sport News
- Keep seeing this man Ted Nolan on the Dads trip will be awkard. That will be fine. Just keep him away from the wives. -- Fracking Sabres
- Because Ted Nolan on the parent trip won t be awkward at all... -- staylor111
- If Ted Nolan lost 5 more games would McDavid be a Sabre? I doubt it. GM Ted Murray should have traded for more 1st round picks -- Joey #11
- - Nolan ist der Sohn vom Ex Sabres Coach ted Nolan. - Sabres assistant coach Davis Payne war sein Mentor in LA. -- Buffalo Sabres Deut.
- Ted Nolan s kid huh? -- Jill Hewitt
- Can we all agree to refer to Jordan Nolan as "Ted Nolan's Large Adult Son" ? -- sba
- Can't wait to see Ted Nolan's stupid face at Sabres games again. /sarcasm -- Travis Hair
- Ok... so Eichel is the Captain ... we have Ted Nolan s kid on the team.. all we need to do now is get rid of Lehner! -- Barry Noyce
- Seen downstairs: Ted Nolan here to see son Jordan -- Joe Yerdon
- What happens first....Jason Pominville scores 1st goal of Sabres 17-18 season...or Ted Nolan comes back to coach? -- DeltaJulietZulu
- Even Ted Nolan thinks putting his son on the 2nd line is dumb -- #OneBuffalo Rehab
- I think it s clear Ted Nolan should be coaching Poland at the World Cup... -- Polish Puck
- Garth Madness - Ted Nolan Region - Elite 8 -- Noel Fogelman
- Ted Nolan's son is here to ruin the Tank! -- Tom Kerr
- Today is Ted Nolan's birthday! He was born in 1958. -- Islanders Birthdays
- TIL that Salem the cat is a Ted Nolan truther -- sba - Editor, The Athletic Buffalo Branch
- We re in control of our attitude. Good or bad. Your choice. Everything in life prepares us for the moment we re in right now. Ted Nolan -- Coach Quotes
- Im really excited to see Barry Trotz make in-game adjustments. I can't recall an coach doing that since Ted Nolan -- Matthew rossoblu & orange ❤️💙🧡
- Fired Ted Nolan, twice. -- Joseph Barnett
- Ted Nolan........Twice -- Brad
- Local man currently pontificating about how the Sabres should bring back Ted Nolan -- Tyler
- Ted Nolan. Did. More. With nothing. -- Johnny
- Maybe they need Ted Nolan -- Chris Ostrander
- Where s Ted Nolan when you need him?... -- Earl Reed
- Bring Ted Nolan back -- SC
- Is Ralph Krueger the European Ted Nolan? -- Blue collar tape watcher
- Old School: Ted Nolan just posted 179+ book reviews to rec.arts.sf.written. -- James Davis Nicoll
- Wschód. Kukla Christ Jobczyk wychowankiem Pogo Siedlce, a trenerzy z Red Wings to Peter Ekroth i Ted Nolan -- Michał Suchodolski
- wschód mz 1. Kukla nr 1 Christ nr 19 2. Pogo Siedlce 3. Peter Ekroth i Ted Nolan -- Przemo K
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