Never be ashamed of having a crush on The Melvins I'm a crusher
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Why People Have A Crush On The Melvins
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Rated by - The upcoming record from the Melvins has a song called Piss Pisstopherson. That's really all you need to know. -- nicknunziata
- the melvins one is so good tho, it almost redeems how trash the rest of them are -- Ha Ha Clinton-Zizek
- no. I said "and well..." because Kurt is dead. The Melvins were an inspiration for him though -- OS Who???
- The melvins are so good ah -- meg
- None of the Melvins' Boner Records stuff is up for download. :/ -- Dakota Wright
- I worry that I've ritualized this whole "education" thing just seems so gross & the melvins at a venue with a dirt floor like it was -- hater
- Wait, so are The Melvins EC fans? -- Kristy Valenti
- Skipping Outcast tonight for the Melvins. I am so punk rock -- Keith
- Which is grating. the game itself is really fun. Buzz from the Melvins makes a cameo. that kinda sealed the deal for me -- shaun prescott
- Voodoo Experience 2014 My Friday's Schedule is Royal Teeth - twenty one pilots - Rise Against - Slayer band - (the) Melvins -- Dee Horton
- I love the melvins so much -- D
- June bug by the Melvins is an amazing song, a lot of bass guitar and its so sick -- Justin Day
- "The Bit" by he is the best rock song ever do not @ me -- Gavin Cleaver
- I'm so excited to see Strike Anywhere, Hot Water Music, The Melvins, Circle Takes The Square, The Descendents and Lifetime this weekend -- Banksy
- Is anyone going to the melvins in Austin tonight? I'll hook it up with gas money. -- rollotomasi
- Well I didn't even get to see the Melvins thanks to yet another family disaster. Age 30 is a decent age to disown your family, right? -- Greg K...
- One thing I look over during dev is the soundtrack, Sunset has bands I've bought albums for. The Bronx. The Melvins. So awesome. -- Gavin Goulden
- Love watching the melvins. This is how grown ups rock and roll. -- Sam Arman
- Sadness unchained that I missing the Melvins tonight in Dallas. Being a grown up sucks bullhead testicles. -- Scooter Hendon
- I really hope more of you start appreciating the amazingness of The Melvins because of Sunset Overdrive. Or listen to them more! -- Stephanie Bayer
- I missed the Melvins tonight and I'm really bummed about it but I did make $200 and will make more tomorrow. -- Ryan
- The new (the) Melvins album rocks! I love that the lineup is so fluid ... this time around, with one of my favorite guitarists Paul Leary... -- Corey Graham
- Seriously considering not going to see The Melvins tonight. They don't go on until 10 & mama has to wake up by 7. I am old & lame. -- ANUSTART
- Also an implication that her drug use was linked to her time in the Melvins, when Buzz is known for having little time for substance abuse -- Jᴀᴋᴏʙ Gᴇʀʙᴇʀ
- Lets all stream The Melvins at the same time and really break the internet. -- Millennium Falcor
- Ya girl is finally seeing the dodos next year :') and the melvins :') and kindness for the second time :') and maybe kanye again too :''''') -- aimee
- Choco plumbing by the melvins is an unreal song. -- Mark Feiritear
- This is my kind of office party, currently playing, Metallica, NIN, The Melvins, Wildhearts -- Mat Keeling
- It's 8 o'clock and the bird is out of the oven at the Melvins, but we're a few games in so it's fine that dinner is in an hour -- Leif
- Ah, so The Melvins have a XMas album? Interesting... -- Mike Ryan
- I don't really like the melvins but the album they did with jello biafra is pretty good -- abby
- Caught a truly mental (but brilliant) two-piece support band last night. Turns out they're half of the Melvins. How cool is that? -- Lee Roden
- My playlist is looking like this: Fallujah Nujabes The Melvins -- SpidyJ
- Damn I need to jam the Melvins more theyre so dope -- Bonito
- Really wanted to listen to the Melvins Electroretard but someone recorded the MP3 backwards :( -- Ayoze for Perez
- The Melvins are so important -- danielle
- The thing is, I wanted to be like the Melvins, that seem to record stuff all the time. But they're three dudes with producers. I'm just me. -- a very MarsCat xmas
- Houdini by the Melvins is one of the best albums of all time and if you don't agree with me we can't associate with each other -- c
- How did everything I read about Sunset Overdrive somehow manage to avoid mentioning that fucking Buzzo from he is in the game? -- Wolfman Hot Dog
- The Melvins. Is that good? I'm kind of feeling it? -- Dr. Toboggan
- Our next release is heavily influenced by The Melvins' album Lysol. Just the first 8 minutes. -- Undercurrent
- The Bit by the Melvins is one of the metalest songs ever, 2 drummers FTW!!! -- Justin Gatewood
- only the melvins could pull this off, really -- agga penna
- Perhaps "discovering" isn't the right word, I've always known about The Melvins, but initial attempts to engage were unsuccessful. -- DeathApeDisco
- You know what, I'm going to dedicate to checking out some more stoner/sludgy metal. The Melvins and Sabbath really inspired some sick bands. -- fernando million
- So The Melvins and Karp together..... I'm beyond excited! -- Mathew Waiton
- King Buzzo from The Melvins being in Sunset Overdrive makes it even better. -- Corey
- I cracked the music code on the They're playing area based music based on possession. So I guess they'll be playing the Melvins! -- Sam Panico
- Why are the melvins so good -- kylebrennan.edu
- My new music is like a halfway point between The Melvins and K.Flay. -- Adam Selene
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