Never be ashamed of having a crush on Theo Von I'm a crusher
American comedian (Famous from NBC's Last Comic Standing; Road Rules)
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, and ranks among all celebrities on . Theo Von is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Theo Von
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We've seen his sets @ The Store over the years and love the podcast. He's an absolute sweetheart. Weirdly, I cannot understand why he makes out that he's unhappy and single - guy has been seeing the same woman for years. -- Clio
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with theo von, says you're tight, true or false? -- Kelli Edwards
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Theo Von and Menker at historic hotel Juliien
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Theo Von tickets still available for this weekend. Call to reserve tickets 319 362 8133 -- Penguins Comedy Club
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THEO VON!! October 18th, 8&10pm. 1st 20 peeps get up to 10 Tix only $5 each. Call 626-993-4956 or msg. Don't Miss This!! -- Warren
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Sitting here watching Theo Von laughing alone. Thanks Jordan. -- Sloane Peterson
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I hope the executive that said "I bet America really wants a show produced by Howie Mandel and Hosted by Theo Von" got fired immediatley -- Mitzula
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I'll be at the Pioneer Underground in Reno tonight and Saturday with Theo Von, and headlining at the Carson City NV Nugget Friday. -- Leif Skyving
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von meinen ja... XD -- Badass Fokranghar
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Theo Von. So funny. That is all. -- Carey Darcey
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Relegated to the balcony for Theo Von. -- NolaChick
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Theo Von thinks women are born to cook. He'll tell you why in the Laughter at 5 After! -- 106-5 The Aяch
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Seeing theo von in my tl after i spent most of last month watching old Challenges is weird. -- G. Cracker
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During a podcast interview for Allegedly With Theo Von & Matthew Cole Weiss, the singer and actress let slip that she's 'hooked up with -- Beulah MayburyLewis
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...and for added fun, I would get to talk shit to Theo Von. This fight would be so fun for me. -- ooky spooky
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I LOVE my brother Theo Von! I'm a Falcon fan and HATE the Saints.. -- Steven J Rickman
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He is definitely one of my favorite comedians. -- J the realist
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So upset he is going to be in La Jolla and tickets sold out smh -- Em
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Please Like Me Stars Josh Thomas and Thomas Ward by Allegedly with Theo Von & Matthew ... -- Camala Brothers
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Theo Von mullet on fleek -- b vo
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Theo Von's standup on Netflix is one of the best I've seen in a while. -- Finkle J Money, Esq
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He is on another level of funny! One of the funniest men alive right now! -- C. Ramos
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"Do ghosts believe in you, though?."
-Theo Von -- Tristan
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A beloved Norman open mic venue burned down & another one has no power. Help us, Theo Von Comedy! What can we do to appease you? -- Muddie Mae Suggins
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He is hilarious -- Dev
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Liked Theo Von's grt hamster jokes like when an associate was caught w 30 lbs of hamster bones by cops! Anyway, wonder if he'd ever -- Richard Reich
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New favorite comedian
Netflix: Theo Von
Do it. -- Ken Kong
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Morgan wallen is basically Theo von from a different state -- Mike
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"Don't take things too seriously. If somebody's dying, finish your fries. Know what I'm saying?" - Theo Von -- Kushsquatch
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When Theo Von followed me, I kept my mouth shut. I didn't want him unfollowing me like Shelby Chong did. So far it's worked. -- Joe Kolbuc
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Thanks Theo Von for the follow! I´m very happy about it. -- Len DeCarmine
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Holy God...I am in literal tears right now at work while laughing so hard at Theo Von.... -- Joe Balaneski ®
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he is always dropping gems -- The Asoka
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He is to damn funny -- Bradley Seitz
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He is fucking hilarious -- miguel
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Theo Von talking about loggers having an easy job because they re hunting trees is the funniest thing I ve heard this month. -- Ryan Jordan
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Theo Von's full name is Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski, that is outstanding. -- Keith Ó Gealbháin
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He is hilarious -- John O'Sullivan
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That Theo Von was so rude. Kept talking over Brittany so much and being so weird. What a dick. -- m 🛣
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Theo von is the funniest liar of all time -- Alex
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He is so funny on the Allegedly podcast im always laughing out loud like a weirdo -- Gina Lynn
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Y'all Gotta watch Theo Von: No Offense on Netflix. I'm fucking Dying. This dude speaking so much truth, it's hilarious. -- Harley
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He is so funny -- Jorge Romero
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He is crazy funny -- Makana
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He isn t funny -- nick
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Vou-vos contar uma coisa sobre o "No Offense", do Theo Von: gargalhei. E olhem que é raro. -- Ana de Oliveira
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I was watching Theo Von's special on Netflix and I was wondering if Yes Duffy is still fine as fuck -- I'm Black, Y'all
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Theo von is a funny guuuuy -- Brodude
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Theo von is the funniest comedian ever -- lets go vikings
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He is fucking hilarious. -- zonum rotciv
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