Never be ashamed of having a crush on Thomas Muller I'm a crusher
German footballer
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Thomas Muller is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Thomas Muller
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - My quickest player is Thomas muller ffs -- Pete Savage
- Thomas muller is ridiculously good in FIFA -- http angel
- I can imagine he is an absolute nightmare after a few Steins at Oktoberfest -- Jake Foster
- I still don't get how Thomas muller is 3rd favorite to win the ballon dor. He should win it hands down -- chris lampett
- Thomas muller só na cervejinha -- biela
- Why do I love Thomas muller so much -- Ben
- Our motivation to make amends on Tuesday is very strong."-Thomas Muller (FCB) -- Bavarian Tweets
- Naismith is like the deader version of Thomas muller -- 90s Baby❌
- Naismith is another Thomas Muller... You don't quite know his natural position but such a useful Footballer. -- ㅤ
- Hi jovani thomas muller is mine -- fernando torres mimi
- When u love thomas muller btu not bayern munich my life is hard -- lina
- He is the best player in the world. -- Reece Adams
- Thomas muller seems like he has just so many teeth -- thiaghoul silva
- Mentions is full of Thomas Muller pictures -- PABZ.
- I have so many pictures of Thomas Muller because of Sajda -- B☆
- Thomas Muller's mullet is 2spooky -- Mike-ghoul Wyant
- He is my favourite player -- EthanJones
- He is fuck good! -- Ęřńęśțó
- He is such a C**T -- Joshua Jones
- THOMAS MULLER IS A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING OKAY -- laura ☼
- THOMAS MULLER FEZ GOLLL EITA QUE HOJE É SÓ ORGULHO -- Icon Da Promessa
- Thomas muller is prolly the best player right now -- TheTahjSingh
- I think he is very underrated. -- Rogelio ⚽️
- He is so confusingly brilliant lmao -- dyslexic stoner 240
- He is UNDERRATED!! -- Jay Williams
- He is such an underrated player -- brandon
- Thomas muller is a fucking animal -- lucas hood
- He is Bayern's most underrated attacker imo -- Lukas Podolski
- He is a goal scoring machine. -- Fudge *
- He is a slow poison.u can't predict wat type of player he is -- Thabang Mageza
- Who the fuck is linking us to Thomas Muller? -- Josh
- Manuel Neuer and he is on top performance -- ⚡IzHaR⚡
- He is a whiny homo -- USA Pro Russia
- Is anyone's movement better than Thomas Muller? -- John Adair
- He is 25!!!!!! Crazy -- RayRay
- THOMAS MULLER IS THE FUCKING BOSS *drops the mic* *walks away* -- I stayed, they left
- He is not the best on the market, but he sure does the job -- Lindokuhle
- He is a god -- lewis firmin
- Thomas Muller Is A Beast. Seriously Underrated! -- Condescending Hobo
- He is the greatest man alive -- Rory
- Thomas Muller, FGS for Bayern is buying money, most of the time. -- CalKenwright
- Lol the fact that I can hear Pep say "Lewandowski" from here is funny, but Thomas Muller does the penalty and scores -- Prince Kuchler
- Thomas Muller's football IQ is astronomical. What a maverick! -- Raïs
- He is a proper German feller, just have to look at him to tell he's German -- Jack✌️
- He is the Most Confusing Player ever in the History Of Football -- #8 Oscar
- Thomas muller is one of my favourite players -- Liam Ready
- But I think he is worse...celebrating as if he threw a grenade -- OSHEW MAN UTD
- I still can't believe the main man he isn't up for the Ballon D'or tonight -- Humzah
- Thomas Muller was best German player at the world cup. Neuer is no doubt the best goalkeeper in the world but Muller should be a contender. -- Mario Basler
- He is a legend of football already. -- Dezil Dez
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