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American short story writer and novelist
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Rated by - A great thing about PT Anderson is that the trailer for Inherent Vice is much more about Thomas Pynchon & colors than the mega-famous actors -- Pat Walsh
- So Paul Thomas Anderson doing an adaptation of a Thomas Pynchon book is basically pretention nirvana, yeah? -- Elessar
- Is inherent vice the first Thomas Pynchon novel to be adapted into a movie because it's his only readable book? sorry for being rude but -- Lynn
- Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved ~Thomas -- MDS Resource
- [ is a nightmare. If there were no people in it it would be beautiful. Thomas Pynchon -- blaire with an e
- So I like Jonathan Franzen and all but we can agree the greatest living American novelist is Thomas Pynchon, right? No contest. -- michelle buchman
- Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength. ~Thomas Pynchon -- kybunnies
- "A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now." -Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow -- Guillermo M. Herrera
- "Life's single lesson: that there is more accident to it than a man can ever admit to in a lifetime and stay sane" - Thomas Pynchon -- A Bit Of Zen
- "Captain Beefheart is the musical version of Thomas Pynchon." -- Garen J. Torikian
- I read Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49. It was interesting but the dust jacket calling it hilarious is a stretch. -- Jordan
- The name 'Marvin O'Gravel Balloonface' is proof that Thomas Pynchon wrote most of the works of Dr Seuss -- shakespeherian
- Thomas Pynchon has a very odd writing style, but it is very entertaining -- Sean
- Reminder that Thomas pynchon's middle name is Ruggles -- Will
- Don't forget the real business of the war is buying and selling. " Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow -- arielgrv
- BREAKING: he is Bill Murray -- shaun prescott
- 1973 is the year that the landmark postmodern novel Gravity's Rainbow by he is published. -- Awefact
- A wordy sleeping pill as written by a third rate Thomas Pynchon or a second rate Italo Calvino the book is self-pitying, self-indulgent... -- Book Merah
- "The Romans 'round here used to say, 'Carpe carpum,' that is, 'Seize the Carp.' " Thomas Mason & Dixon -- Western Hemlox
- "Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength." ~ Thomas Pynchon -- Second Life Spanish
- "But elephants have souls. Anything that can get drunk, he reasoned, must have some soul. Perhaps this is all 'soul' means" Thomas Pynchon,V -- Thomas Murphy
- "Paranoia is the garlic in life's kitchen; you can never have enough." -Thomas Pynchon, Bleeding Edge. -- Ytje
- Reading Inherent Vice, by Thomas Pynchon. Why is there not one pic of this author? -- christopher beck
- Thomas Pynchon - Is it ok to be a Luddite? -- Cat Philiosopher
- Twenty Feet from Stardom is a great day to be the Thomas Pynchon of graphic design brought to you by: -- HBE
- I love this even if it's false: he is most proud of Gravity's Rainbow because he typed out the manuscript all by himself. -- Alex M. Pruteanu
- "Life's single lesson: that there is more accident to it than a man can ever admit to in a lifetime and stay sane." --Thomas Pynchon -- Dean Harring
- Maybe Charley Morgan IS Thomas Pynchon! -- Travis
- Charlie "thomas pynchon" morgan is back -- E.D.
- You step through a magic mirror and end up behind a pile of diapers. he is here searching for a sword. -- xyzzwhy
- You can't convince me that Andrew Hussie isn't actually Thomas Pynchon. -- SEX: USELESS
- He is so good tho -- Victor Redko
- Currently reading by Thomas Pynchon. The character Bigfoot is too funny and, other than Hope Harligen, may be my fav character -- Jordon Bera Briggs
- Tim the Mail Guy is wearing a t shirt today that says "Hi, I'm Thomas Pynchon" and it has totally made my Friday. -- Emily Murdock Baker
- Theory: Gordon Korman is the YA alter-ego of Thomas Pynchon. Rootbeer Racinette and I are 95% sure. -- Andre Bovee-Begun
- Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh. Thomas Pynchon -- Bill O'Reilly
- The guy in the chair in the opposite aisle is reading V by Thomas Pynchon -- Georgina Alana Lane
- Y'all know that he is just one of Joyce Carol Oates' pseudonyms, right? -- Matthew Jakubowski
- single lesson: that there is more accident to it than a man can ever admit to in a lifetime and stay sane. Thomas Pynchon -- dorjeduck
- Late 90s Chelsea had so many players that could've been named by Thomas Pynchon: Gianfranco Zola, Tore André Flo, Dan Petrescu, Jody Morris -- Jed Dawson
- The real he is impossibly difficult to find on comment -- michael
- Right now my mind is as blank as a Thomas Pynchon selfie. -- Will George
- I think my neighbor is Thomas Pynchon. I can't prove it & he said "No, I'm not," but that is EXACTLY what Thomas Pynchon *would* say, right? -- Joshua.
- Bumper sticker just says, "Who's your favorite writer and why is it Thomas Pynchon?" -- Reid
- The working title of this story is "the vagaries of a slow life" and i feel so thomas pynchon. got a good feeling about this -- ruben ferdinand, yes
- Memphis Depay is the name of a Thomas Pynchon character? -- David Tena
- "Say, what the hell is going on here?" --Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow -- Alexander Nazaryan
- Submitted: Jurickson Profar is the only Thomas Pynchon character in baseball. -- grebmaR_M
- 'If the tower is everywhere and the knight of deliverance no proof against its magic, what else?' thomas pynchon -- Jennifer Cheng
- He is and was leader of will be publishing my next book about how I ran in 2016 -- Thomas Pynchon
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