Never be ashamed of having a crush on Tim Howard I'm a crusher
Soccer player (Famous from English club Everton)
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He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.



He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Tim Howard is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his athletic body.
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Tim Howard's New Shirtless Pic
Updated: 10 years ago (July 14, 2014, 11am)Tim Howard goes shirtless and shows off his completely tattoo-covered torso for the cover of AdWeek‘s lastest issue.
The mag examined the 35-year-old soccer player’s potential for endorsement deals coming off his star-making turn as the USA’s goalkeeper at the World Cup.
The mag examined the 35-year-old soccer player’s potential for endorsement deals coming off his star-making turn as the USA’s goalkeeper at the World Cup.
Why People Have A Crush On Tim Howard
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - He isn't the Tim Howard of this season's Premier League; he is the Tim Howard of the World Cup. -- John Green
- He is set to return to the Barcelona and Manchester United in action, and more! Tune in at 6 ET on ESPNEWS! -- ESPN FC
- He is a monster -- antisocial brandon.
- " he is still fighting Belgians in his mind " -- FIFA Messiah
- He is here to save our souls. -- Jacob Reid Wuertz
- He is as good as it gets -- John Wall
- Tim howard is wild -- Ric⭕️Nu〽️ba9⃣
- He is one of the worst keepers ever in the PL. Absolutely useless -- Danny
- Their keeper is the high school female version of Tim Howard. I want the world for this kid. -- Monique Thompson
- That Norwich defender is a better keeper than Tim Howard! -- UpperGwladysBlue
- This freeze-frame Carragher analysis of Tim Howard's pre-free-kick bouncing is quite something. Actually, it's just something. -- Football Clichés
- This is good Tim Howard analysis from Carragher -- Jay Jaffa
- Who cant take their chances -.- My highest rated player is Tim howard -.- -- XeroPhobous
- He is fucking huge on FIFA 15 -- Tommmm
- Why Everton so bad on fifa? Tim Howard just acted like a 54 rated goalie not 82 -- Kagz
- to all the blues on my list, get in you beauty in blue Tim Howard what a save !!! is the word -- Geoff Morris
- Is there a player suffering a greater World Cup hangover than Tim Howard? Been partly responsible for Everton's slow start to the season -- Max Bentley
- I've been saying this for a while, but really was confirmed over the weekend. he is surely one of the worst keepers in England. -- Riley Beveridge
- He is shit on Fifa -- BRIAN C.
- He is really a beast -- LaLa⚽️
- Guys, I think the world is ending. Scott Gomez scored two goals and in my FUT sim, Tim Howard made TWO WHOLE SAVES. -- Lioncross
- Whenever I go to sparknotes, a tim howard ad always pops up and it's starting to get really creepy -- Anusha⚽️
- According to Fifa he is the BPLs answer to Manuel Neur. Beyond bullshit -- Yung Rvshid,
- He is cool as fuck -- t-money
- He is my new favorite player fuck a injured ass Rondo -- Tiger Goods
- Plot twist: he isn't the US goalkeeper in FIFA15 -- The Dark Knight
- The fact that he isnt on USA in FIFA 15 is disgraceful -- Nick Hall
- Tim Howard and Distin make my life considerably difficult! This season is a fucking write off -- Deano
- He is a big cunt -- Harley Boy
- Tom Watson's taken a hiding. The last American to get so fucked on British soil was Tourette's Tim Howard when he went to his local library. -- Colin the cabbie
- He is bordering on the "jack the ripper" line each growing beard week -- Andrew Greer
- He is on fire today -- fabrice muamba
- Could someone tell Tim Howard his beard is fucking ridiculous. Might've saved that free kick if it wasn't for the extra face weight. -- Tron Yantarra
- Creighton's Danielle Rice is channeling Tim Howard today. She cuts off a St. John's run and makes another save just outside the 6-yard box. -- Matthew DeMarinis
- Why is Tim Howard so good??? -- Josh Bartrug
- Bloody footballer cant exist without being in media eye, Why the hell is Joey Barton on why not Tim Howard or Brad Friedel -- LettersFromBlackburn
- He is following me on IG, I see you T! -- -A
- I just bought Tim Howard on FUT 15 for $5100, kicked me out he is gone and money is gone? -- im garrett sturgill
- Hoggard goalie is like Tim Howard tonight -- Sam Anderson
- brenna is like the team's own Tim Howard Bailey is the best! -- Brenna Stephenson
- Really hope NYCFC pulls the ultimate troll move and uses their top allocation spot to try and get Tim Howard. -- Total MLS
- Roberto Martinez insists he is not worried about Everton's lack of clean sheets this season and backs Tim Howard to find form. -- Football.com
- He is bae -- Kayla Danielle
- should be free they just gotta size up the blacker Tim Howard so he is ready to go -- Will Harris
- Grace Gryphons goalie is getting a workout. Already many saves. Tim Howard in the making? -- MalcolmLester
- Tim Howard instead of Ospina and that team is OP -- Dylan Corcoran
- I hate how everyone thinks tim Howard is good cause he had a good WC, he is extremely overrated -- Michael Barbarinö
- Ebola is the one thing Tim Howard couldn't save for the US -- Eric Jenkins
- Bishop is playing like Tim Howard on ice! -- Bryan Slozer
- It seems the only thing that can save the U.S. from Ebola is Tim Howard seeing how he saves everything -- Zackary Nash
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