Timmy Mallett

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Timothy "Timmy" Luke Mallett (born 18 October 1955 in Marple, Cheshire) is an English TV presenter and broadcaster. Mallett is known for his striking visual style, involving loud shirts, colourful...
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating The only times I've seen pictures of the FA Cup this season Timmy Mallett has been attached to it, have they been welded together? --
  • 1 star rating Did you know that he is still a real people? Honest, he's on here and its really him. So is Rusty Lee too, you must remember her --
  • 1 star rating is a tending topic for real. But who's name is gonna crop up next? Jeremy Beadle? Noel Edmonds? Timmy Mallett? smh --
  • 3 star rating So now Dr Fox. Who is left. Noel Edmunds? Keith Chegwin? Timmy Mallett? --
  • 3 star rating Rihanna as the next Bond girl? Really?! Who's going to play the villian? Timmy Mallett? --
  • 5 star rating He is on my TV. What is this madness? --
  • 2 star rating Did I really also just see Wincey Willis & Timmy Mallett? Feel like I've stepped back in time! --
  • 5 star rating Timmy Mallett --
  • 3 star rating I am more than a little bit upset... ripped Timmy Mallett costume --
  • 5 star rating I think I am going to watch movies tonight, Chuckie's Curse and Maniac. Sounds like a fun thing to do. <insert Timmy Mallett's "Oh Yeah!"> --
  • 5 star rating Oh yeah, saw Timmy Mallett wearing Lycra earlier. --
  • 5 star rating He is 61 this year. --
  • 1 star rating Sir Terry is dead and yet Chris Evans, Timmy Mallett, Dawn French, Lenny Henry and Barbra Windsor all stay annoyingly alive. --
  • 5 star rating Timmy Mallett glasses --
  • 4 star rating Stick a pair of glasses on Vangelis and you have Timmy Mallett. --
  • 3 star rating As if Timmy Mallett's just walked into the press room with a funny hat... --
  • 3 star rating Absolutely disgusted with myself for liking Timmy Mallett when I was a kid. --
  • 4 star rating I'm in the Timmy Mallett wide awake club tonight !!! --
  • 5 star rating Next James Bond?...... "TIMMY MALLETT!!!" --
  • 2 star rating The latest episode of 'Great Lives' on R4: "Richard The Lionheart, nominated by Timmy Mallett". No, really. --
  • 4 star rating Not watched eurovision but just seen winner is it timmy mallett --
  • 5 star rating Is that Timmy Mallett and his mother? --
  • 5 star rating He is in the crowd... --
  • 1 star rating Timmy Mallett does Richard I for nine year olds on There is dumbing down and then there is this shrieking pillock. --
  • 5 star rating Timmy mallett talking knowledgeably about Richard the lionheart while still being timmy mallett is one of the best but weirdest things ever --
  • 4 star rating He is on Radio 4 telling the life story of Richard the Lionheart --
  • 3 star rating Timmy Mallett on Great Lives talking about Richard the Lionheart? How bizarre is that? --
  • 1 star rating '..someone.. is the Jimmy White of ..something..' This week Klopp & Pardew Next week maybe Roy Hodgson or Timmy Mallett --
  • 5 star rating Fuck me is Timmy mallett still alive????? --
  • 1 star rating Ffs, he is on comment. Many a schoolboy injury, where we played 'Mallett's Mallet' with some proper heavy duty artillery. --
  • 3 star rating Watching One third of Break Machine is serving Timmy Mallett oversized glasses. --
  • 4 star rating Wait , he is 500 yards from me. What's going on? --
  • 1 star rating Today is celebrating the invention of the two-piece outfit in 1946. Also celebrates Timmy Mallett's music career --
  • 2 star rating I just napped on the train and in my dream we got Timmy Mallett in as a new member. He played saxaphone. --
  • 1 star rating who would win in a fight:Badger out of Badger & Bodger if Badger had been trained by Bruce Lee or Timmy Mallett on steroids? --
  • 5 star rating Just seen Timmy Mallett --
  • 5 star rating Is Timmy Mallett and Sue Pollard had a love child --
  • 4 star rating Why is Timmy Mallett eating biscuits on my television ? --
  • 4 star rating Why the fuck is Pru Leith dressed as Timmy Mallett??? --
  • 3 star rating Ginny Lemon's a nut job. Looks like Marge Simpson fucked Timmy Mallett using a lemon as lube. --
  • 2 star rating I think I liked it more when Timmy Mallett and Sting were the most notable graduates from the uni I went to. --
  • 3 star rating Prue's obviously read my fan fiction where Timmy Mallett finally gets his Yellowcoat at Maplins. --
  • 5 star rating yes he is on comment! What a legend. --
  • 3 star rating He is making me cry here with his warm tribute to Keith Chegwin. Very fitting --
  • 3 star rating Another one of the greats gone, Keith Chegwin. Thank goodness he is still with us. --
  • 4 star rating Got 3 mutual facebook friends with Timmy Mallett s son --
  • 1 star rating What was the best panto line-up you ever saw? Mine was Cinderella with Timmy Mallett as Buttons and John Virgo as Baron Hardup --
  • 4 star rating Who the frick is Tommy Mallett? Gimme TIMMY MALLETT any day!! --
  • 3 star rating You know you've hit the big time when Timmy mallett is endorsing your products! --
  • 3 star rating Mark Lawrenson, a man so relentlessly downbeat, he makes Alan Bennett sound like Timmy Mallett. --

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