Todd Bertuzzi

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• Scott Kosmachuk trails Todd Norman (115) for 5th in Storm G and is behind Todd Bertuzzi and Daniel Paille (both with 116 G) for 3rd/4th. -- Brian Taylor
• He is the kinda guy who pisses in the Stanley Cup -- Steve Angus
• My boyfriend, Todd Bertuzzi , is sitting next to me at PF changs. I'm in love. -- Taylor Holtshouser
• Trout is a top 3 player in all of baseball and he's getting paid less than Todd Bertuzzi. That shit ain't right. -- Better than Bylsma
• Just wrote a paper on the Todd Bertuzzi-Steve Moore incident. I love this program. -- Ryan
• The only explanation for this energy is the entire Red Wing roster got into Todd Bertuzzi's coke stash before the game. -- Omar Ezzat
• He is gonna be so confused looking around wondering why people are booing when he's not even out there -- Sara Dwyer
• Looks like Luke Glendening is in lineup for Todd Bertuzzi. -- anthony fenech
• I still don't understand how he is allowed to play in the NHL -- Julian Scott
• It is cool to see Todd Bertuzzi in studio dressed up to take Mia Wallace out on a date tonight. -- Winging It In Motown
• What is Todd Bertuzzi's favorite drink?? Paralyzers -- Stewart Plater
• How the hell is Todd Bertuzzi even still allowed to play hockey? -- Hannah Eddy
• Are you fucking serious? he isn't even given a star? But Tatar is? Fuck that -- TV's Brundlefly
• Wait a sec he is still in the league?!? -- Ken Jordan
• You know its a slow day when he is trending -- Docta Backwood Soos
• He is a dime, what with his lack of bottom teeth and homeless looking beard -- Nicole Clark
• If his beard is any indication, todd bertuzzi is going to spend intermission using his remaining teeth to whittle wood into scary figurines -- josh
• He is a boss -- Sunilda †
• Todd bertuzzi is still in NHL??? -- cjc
• Though he is a Red Wing, I'm not a fan of Todd Bertuzzi. At all -- Alex Vanderploeg
• So does Todd Bertuzzi travel in a big pirate ship, on his own and away from his team mates? -- Sterling Rod
• Todd Bertuzzi scored?! Is this Alumni vs. Anciens -- Tom Hawthorn
• Why is Todd Bertuzzi still a thing? Why was it ever a thing? When is it the last time it was washed? -- Cory S.
• GODDAMNIT TODD BERTUZZI IS MY FAVORITE PLAYER SO SHUT UP -- Alex
• Why the fuck is Todd Bertuzzi even PLAYING? Guy was healthy scratch for weeks. Now on the 1st line? Oh. Okay. Get the fuck out of here. -- Jeff Moss
• If only Todd Bertuzzi and Adam Erne were on a line together, so we could call them Bert 'n Ernie... -- What the Puck
• For those wondering why he is back in the line-up. He plays incredibly well next to Datsyuk & compliments him in ways others cant -- Octopus Thrower
• What Todd Bertuzzi did to Steve Moore is horrible but Moore can't just take All of Bertuzzis career earnings which is a little under 38 mil. -- Nick Ketchum
• Steve Moore is sewing Todd bertuzzi for 38 million dollars -- Will Trimper
• Fuck Todd Bertuzzi. If you have nice words to say about him let me know so I can block you -- Zachary James (Bond)
• Red Wings sign forward Tyler Bertuzzi to 3 year deal. He is the nephew of Todd Bertuzzi. -- FOX 2 News | WJBK
• Haha Todd Bertuzzi's son is named Tag. Only a Bertuzzi could pull off the name Tag... get it. Alright I'm done for the day -- Mike Wilbo
• Lucic is gonna be the next Todd Bertuzzi. Really should get his head out of his ass then get it checked. -- Jay Anderson
• In the same rink as Todd Bertuzzi so that's cool -- Gabrielle
• So are Todd bertuzzi costumes -- robin marcinkus
• Everyone at the wedding looks like Todd Bertuzzi. -- Wings Fangirl
• Literally just flipped out when I realized that he is Tyler Bertuzzi's uncle!!! -- Mo the Mermaid☀️
• I don't care to watch hockey in the regular season unless todd bertuzzi is playing. -- I got the juice
• Kassian out here playing like a young Todd Bertuzzi -- Taj
• Matthias looked great on that rush.. Like a 1999 Todd Bertuzzi rocking the -- Mike S.™
• He is probably down in the dressing room teaching the young kids how to smoke in the trainers room during intermission. -- Pucks on net
• I wish I was with Todd Bertuzzi right now -- Mr.Skeltal
• WSH signed Todd Bertuzzi, NJ signed Ray Whitney, MTL signed Sami Salo, OTT signed Joni Pitkanen -- NHL 15 Bruins
• TODD BERTUZZI IS LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME -- Walle
• I kinda miss Todd Bertuzzi -- Kenzie
• Mark Streit emergency call-up from Kalamazoo, Todd Bertuzzi sent down. -- Geadah LACI
• Just met Todd Bertuzzi and all I thought to say is hi -- jaaaaaaaaakeeee
• Jamie Benn is supposed to be a captain in this league and he looks like Todd Bertuzzi out there. Gutless -- Nick Miller
• Pretty honored to say that Todd Bertuzzi put me on my ass while in a brawl against his kids team -- Mike Mercurio
• No matter what.. he is still my favorite HUT Player, i'd pick him over Bure, Benn, Duchene. Leads my team in scoring. -- xTech

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