Too Hort

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American rapper (Famous from Life Is... Too $hort)
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Too Hort is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating A boy literally just looked at me and said "is it weird that most of us are taller than you?" --
  • 5 star rating Freaky tales by Too $hort is art. --
  • 3 star rating Too $hort raps really elementary but every single song bumps to the fullest --
  • 5 star rating Life really is Too $hort --
  • 3 star rating What Would Jay Z Do is coming and of course imma do that Jeezy , Snoop and Too $hort joints too --
  • 3 star rating "GTA V Radio [West Coast Classics] Too $hort | So You Want to Be a Gangster" --
  • 5 star rating "Shit I can't find another person to feature on our new track" "I know, let's call Too $hort!" "Yea great idea! Too $hort is so good!" --
  • 1 star rating Lil b is the future for sure. At 16 he was making the best hip hop in the bay. There's a reason too $hort consigned him --
  • 5 star rating Too $hort on Biggie's "The World is Filled..." --
  • 5 star rating E40 and Too $hort are so dirty and i looooove it --
  • 5 star rating Life is too $hort --
  • 4 star rating Neither Too $hort nor Tech N9ne is livecommenting this game --
  • 3 star rating Over/under on how many times Too $hort has said "bitch" while watching this game is set at 120 --
  • 5 star rating Too $hort is whack --
  • 5 star rating Too $hort is wisdom --
  • 5 star rating So I gave the homie Too $hort a high five today --
  • 5 star rating I wonder how Too $hort is doing --
  • 2 star rating My dad came home and made me bump "19,999" by Too $hort and is dancing around in our kitchen to it --
  • 5 star rating Don't call me / Dom ft. Too $hort is a classic --
  • 5 star rating Too $hort is in my top 5... No lie --
  • 5 star rating Is listening to "Dope Fiend Beat" by Too $hort --
  • 3 star rating "Why you wanna act like someone else, all you gotta do is be yo self" - Too $hort --
  • 3 star rating The bros brought back so good ol times when we were bumping too $hort in my car --
  • 5 star rating Too $hort is here... --
  • 1 star rating Also, YG is trash. Dude is such a shitty rapper and I don't know why people like him. Same as Too $hort. Also trash --
  • 5 star rating My birth mama got turnt as fuck at the TOO $HOconcert when she was 5 months pregnant with me... That's her excuse for me being a playa --
  • 5 star rating Lolololol not really I'm just quoting too$hort /: --
  • 4 star rating Too $hort's Get In Where You Fit In album is one of my favorites --
  • 3 star rating There really isn't a better party starter then blow the whistle by too $hort haha --
  • 5 star rating My mom was like play some snoop dogg nd i was like is that the only rapper u know and shes like fine too $hort i was like oo fuk --
  • 4 star rating Forever trying to figure out who is worse Too $hort or Young Thug???? --
  • 4 star rating Too $hort is old af but got damn his shit never gets old --
  • 5 star rating Life is Too $hort, but now it's kinda funky! --
  • 5 star rating Only Oakland rapper I recognize is Too $hort... --
  • 5 star rating Life is too $hort for mediocre sex --
  • 5 star rating Too $hort is the shit! --
  • 3 star rating "You got the 2 spiny thingies, so you can play some too $hort?" ... Huh? --
  • 3 star rating My mom is rapping every single Too $hort song to me right now. Word for word. --
  • 5 star rating Is it me or does Dame Dash look like Too $hort? --
  • 3 star rating How the fuck do you live in the bay area and not know who E-40 is or Too $hort? --
  • 5 star rating Too $hort is important --
  • 4 star rating Too $hort, Cypriss hill, DJ quick and snoop is where it's at --
  • 1 star rating You know you listen to too much Too $hort when you know a s the song is turning it's gonna be him and a minimum of 5 mins long --
  • 3 star rating E-40, Too$hort, and Destiny's Child all in one class period... Had your girl so overwhelmed --
  • 5 star rating Too $hort is my hero today --
  • 3 star rating Too $hort Style Doesn't Fit Kid Cudi's So The Song Fell Of On His Verse --
  • 5 star rating Too $hort is garbage....he gives songs a buzzkill --
  • 4 star rating The Raiders stadium is playing Blow the Whistle by Too $hort rn --

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