Never be ashamed of having a crush on Tor Johnson I'm a crusher
Wrestler, actor (Famous from Plan 9 from Outer Space.)
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Tor Johnson ranks , and ranks among all celebrities on .
He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men, Top 100 Hottest Wrestlers by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
, and ranks among all celebrities on . He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men, Top 100 Hottest Wrestlers by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Tor Johnson is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his large body.
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Why People Have A Crush On Tor Johnson
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Because of your current avi, I'm pretending it's actually Tor Johnson saying 'Life is hard' aloud to me -- TotLiebenGott
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Somebody's coming!
"Who is it?"
Tor Johnson & Michael Landon's love child! -- Odell Abner Dracula
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Because it's The Beast Of Awesome Flats, & by 'awesome' I mean 'boring, confusing, & Tor Johnson filled'. -- Stabford Deathrage
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TOR JOHNSON, TBOYF... -- Brian Stelly
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the guys on the right shoot like Stormtroopers...point blank range and STILL manage to miss Tor Johnson's character. -- Bill Zachmann
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Guardians of the Galaxy: Can Bautista End the Curse of Tor Johnson? -- Masonic Concepts
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Tor Johnson lives!! -- Charles Daniels
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Ooooeee Tor Johnson. He's Mister Heartbreak. -- RicG
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Sun's coming up, like a big bald head. Tor Johnson's. -- Evan Dorkin
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Plan 9 from outter space... A film that gave tor johnson an acting role... I have been underestimating ed wood jr's ineptitude -- Colourhorizon
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AHHH A MACY'S BALLOOON! oh no wait it's just Tor Johnson false alarm everyone -- Fright Night Spacey
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I couldn't come up with a Spoopyween avy, so here's Tor Johnson making a face. -- BriannaAfterMidnight
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Why hasn't anyone made a wildly fictionalized biopic of Tor Johnson yet!? -- Eric Williams
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A friendly reminder that Tor Johnson couldn t even speak English and doesn t have the worst line readings. -- Shane
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The mere presence of Tor Johnson always brings a movie up a notch. -- John Grace
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If there had to be a super swedish angel, it could never be anyone other than Tor Johnson. -- Abject Holidays
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He won first place in a Tor Johnson lookalike contest. -- Canucklehead
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There are simply not enough MST3K episodes with Tor Johnson in them. -- Badr Alomair
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Has anyone ever seen Tor Johnson and Abdullah the Butcher in the same place at the same time? -- THE WORST
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..escenas reales d Lugosi a titulo postumo en casa d protagonista Tor Johnson (q se afeitaba l cabeza)recogiendo flores y en un cementerio.. -- ivanlodi
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Has anyone ever seen Tor Johnson and Abdullah the Butcher in the same place at the same time? -- Mona Luvsitt
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The best thing about this film is that it features Tor Johnson. -- FilmMad
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In the words of Tor Johnson, "Time for go to bed". -- CrepitusX
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I forgot to mention that Johnny's name is pronounced Chonny, like he is saying it. -- Jenifer Swift
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Already planning this year's "15 Days of BOOM!" Possible day 3 announcement: No, I am not nor have I ever been wearing a Tor Johnson mask. -- HollywoodRossRichie
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Holy CRAP! This episode of "Peter Gunn" has Tor Johnson in it, as a muscular mental patient used by a gangster to rip apart his foes. -- Stefan Edward Jones
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So if Tor Johnson and Rondo Hatton got into a fight, who would win? -- Nicole Cushing
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Tor Johnson, the man who face Swenglish a name. -- Fred Anderson
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I'd forgotten some of the specific ways in which this movie is bad, like Tor Johnson's mushmouth dialog. So great. -- Shawn Gaston
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Then Tor Johnson walked in and said, "Time for go to bed." -- Max Schwarzenbach S
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Tor Johnson debate today at Fort, good luck to all debaters! -- ✩Kenzie✩
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And it's TOR JOHNSON on drums, everyone! -- Brian Jay Jones
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In the immortal words of Tor Johnson, time for go to bed.
(lurches off, groaning, cue dramatic music) -- David J. Loehr
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Futon Torpedoes and/or Photon Tor [Johnson] Speedos are the makings of a humorous comment, but I don t possess the skills to make it so. -- etherbrian
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A vida é o Tor Johnson e eu sou uma lápide vagabunda do plan 9 -- Leandro
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Do not judge Tor Johnson -- rpupkin
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bionicmanenator: lalochezic there aren't many people in this world that would refer to Tor Johnson as "handsome"... [sips -- Yudha AlFahrisi
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"Time for go to bed!"
--Tor Johnson -- Andrew McCarthy
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And I feel betrayed! Tor Johnson don't have that unnaturally deep voice like he did in Ed Wood! :( -- Vilinder
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Dammit, if Tor Johnson doesn't show up I will be VERY DISAPPOINTED. -- Kristen
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Them not wanting to just walk out & leave proves that he is still wandering around out there... -- Dr. Simon Cortez
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Feeling like Coleman Francis
Sounding like Tor Johnson
Hay Fever -- Skunkola
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Some Tor Johnson-looking motherfucker who bellows everything he says: I have a DREAM for MY CITYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRGH (1/2) -- Gardner Linn
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Watching the Kingpin go from awkward teen Tor Johnson to monster Tor Johnson was great. Kang and Kudos, Daredevil. -- Marco Beltran
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There are a couple of times in Daredevil where D'Onofrio goes full Tor Johnson -- Michael Crawford
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So the robot is powered by the brain and the heart of Tor Johnson, the most faithful of science's henchmen, right? -- Mecha Angela
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Why is it that every Tor Johnson movie is unbearable? -- Zach Folkman
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Mark Trumbo is the Tor Johnson of baseball -- Patrick Dubuque
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Plan 9 From Outer Space: As the saucer flies over the graveyard, Tor Johnson's shadow can be seen on the studio wall behind him. -- Jon Sandys
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"They can't even keep Tor Johnson away from here." - The Beast of Lovers Lane -- SmoothieOfGreatPower
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