Tucker Max

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• The demo is amazing, but Tucker Max just wrote a really good vacation policy. -- keats_ebooks
• For the pickup (dating) community to exist, is a clear sign that society has failed men - Tucker Max -- Stuart Ralph
• Okay where is Tucker Max at? My idol seriously needs to show up in my life like sometime soon -- Chocolate Bear
• TIL he is into paleo. It must be difficult to maintain such consistently high levels of doucheyness. -- Sara Boo!terman
• He is the most badass -- conrads
• He is at my restaurant right now -- Charlotte ✨
• Missouri is Scoring at will like when Tucker Max snuked into da Swamp with a lady of the night & did the deed on Florida's Goal Line. -- Hail Caesar
• Kid next to me on a bus has been praising Tucker Max for 5 minutes. It's really sad. No one is even listening to him. -- Chicken of the Sea
• True story: I used to think Tucker Max was funny. His books are well written in a very surface level snarky way. -- susannah goya-pack
• Anyone ever see Tucker Max's book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and think, "Haha, you believe in Hell", or is that just me? -- Jack (and Jill)
• The new idol is THEE Tucker Max! Love his books! Amazing dude! -- Izaiah/Jace
• It's like Rory is dating Tucker Max. It weirds me out, but it absolutely makes the show more interesting. -- Audrey Larcom
• I bet the Tucker Max book is a short choose-your-own adventure story with just two possible endings: fuck off (page 2); or, beer me (page 3) -- Clifford
• Being buried alive > Watching movies inspired by Tucker Max > Watching movies inspired by Philip Roth -- The Doug
• Tucker Max's books are so entertaining and addicting. -- Grant Harrison Wise
• Tucker max is my idol. -- ALEX
• Really meant to download an audiobook of substance for my drive down to SF today but went with Tucker Max instead. -- Zena Wozniak
• Probably don t tell your interviewer you re reading Tucker Max and you really like it . -- Zachary
• He is my hero. -- skyler aly
• He is the man damn what m I gonna read now I'll see what he has to say in "assholes finish first" -- Scott Noble
• If one key opens many locks its a master key, but if one lock is opened by many keys its a shitty lock -tucker max -- Gabe
• Springfield - be happy that im not the local Tucker Max any longer; if I were then you'd think better than to cut your eyes while being rude -- Your Leader, RewinD
• My favourite modern feminist author is Tucker Max. -- Karlos
• So. I feel like tucker max tonight -- Snack Miller
• After reading a little bit of a Tucker Max book I realize that the key to my success is being an unadulterated asshole -- Sailor Bitch
• He is a legend. -- Aaron Bowe
• You're too stupid to shreds! Me: Thanks! Yes, Tucker Max does his book and famous: 'Try being rich! -- Mike Cernovich
• "It's not an experiment if you already know whats going to happen. And its not a risk if there is no chance of failure." - Tucker Max -- Keith
• I have a Tucker Max complex without actually being as cool as Tucker Max -- Viviana Bertorelli
• Reading a Tucker Max book in public is hard enough cause you look crazy laughing by yourself. But it's worse at work lol -- Amalia Paul
• Assholes Finish First by he is one of the funniest books I've ever read. -- Macie ☠
• The fact that tucker max is married with a child is just blowing my mind. -- shelby hoffman
• Can't hear.......my ears won't pop. SO has informed my I am shouting about tucker max p -- Plump Or Pregnant
• Tucker Max Jr. is freaking out because I live so far away. Like, I fucking told you. -- em.
• So much Matt Czuchry in my life. Cary Agos to Logan Huntzberger and back again. I should fit some Tucker Max in too. -- Katie Collins
• He is a brilliant man such a pretentious arrogant asshole, I'm in love. -- Alexandra avelar
• "I'm gonna hit that so hard, the person that pulls it out will become the next king of England." Tucker Max -- Sawyer Sharpe
• He is a god! He said so in his book. -- Kurt Busness
• Bill Cosby is America's funniest rapist. Which is to say, he's funnier than Tucker Max. -- Mike G. Switzer
• I'm sorry but tucker max is hilarious, how did he get away with so much -- Georgia Harris
• Hi my name is tucker max and this is my best friend maddox. we love chevrolet and god and america and titties -- dickless turdpusher
• Tucker: I know this really sexy move you can do with your mouth. It s called shutting the fuck up." My idol was soon known as Tucker Max. -- James Bennett
• Gronkowski is like the Tucker Max of football. -- Dan Irving
• I was about to publish im reading i hope they serve beer in hell by tucker max, i realised facebook is not a good place, a very nope place. -- paul pascubillo
• Tucker max is a hero of the common man -- Kevin Chapman
• I know tucker max's body count is in the triple digits but he could still get it -- Riley Hoopes
• I'll never forget when I got James hooked on Tucker Max during finals week and he failed cuz he was so addicted to "Assholes Finish First" -- Brett
• Perfect is the enemy of good, and good actions always beat perfect plans that have no action. - Tucker Max -- Adam
• Just finished "Assholes finish first" by Tucker Max...my life is forever changed. -- Hunter Johnson
• I aspire to be Tucker Max. If you don't know who he is, read his books. -- Lucky

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