Udonis Haslem

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American basketball player
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3 star rating
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  • 1 star rating And he is dripping with sweat, arguing with the officials about not getting a call. So his last 11 seasons never ended. --
  • 3 star rating Shannon brown sitting in between udonis haslem and chris bosh is some funny stuff. --
  • 1 star rating You know how I know 2K is a game? one of my goals for this season is to trade or cut Udonis Haslem. fuck outta here. --
  • 1 star rating EthanJSkolnick And he is dripping with sweat, arguing with the officials about not getting a call. So his last 11 seasons n... --
  • 1 star rating LeBron is basically bringing his Miami Heat squad with to Cleveland except for D. Wade, Udonis Haslem and Mario Chalmers --
  • 4 star rating This huddle is a Udonis Haslem moment. And a loud one. --
  • 2 star rating Lol a fun part of playing old nba2k is doing eurostep drives with Udonis Haslem through heavy traffic --
  • 5 star rating He is already bleeding. --
  • 5 star rating I'm told that Cobb is very similar to Udonis Haslem as a high school Sr...he has real good hands with a caboose and knows how to use it --
  • 5 star rating I salute Miami Heat big man Udonis Haslem for being extra amazing by driving his cousin and his date to the prom and escorting them home. :D --
  • 5 star rating CNN headline says, "NBA star drives cousin to prom in Rolls Royce." They were talking about Udonis Haslem. So we're calling him a star now? --
  • 4 star rating Idk why I'm dying at Udonis Haslem being in this Flo-Rida video --
  • 4 star rating Son said he is probably beating MJ one on one. What is life? --
  • 5 star rating You can beat a smaller player that's way more skilled easily in one on one. Here is the facts, Udonis Haslem probably beats Jordan 1 on 1 --
  • 1 star rating All Fuckboy team: Tyrus Thomas, Matt Dellevag, Udonis Haslem, Anderson Varejao, and Tyrus Thomas again for not being LaMarcus. --
  • 1 star rating The Bulls needed a Udonis Haslem-like foul not a bleeping clothes line. He'll be lucky if he isn't kicked out. --
  • 4 star rating Is that Tristian Thompson or Udonis Haslem? Rebounding game crazy. --
  • 5 star rating Shaun Livingston is Udonis Haslem circa 2006 --
  • 4 star rating Damn LeBron really can't win a chip without udonis haslem --
  • 1 star rating Man where tf is Ray Allen Birdman Mike Miller Udonis Haslem Mario charmers Dwayne Wade and Bosh when you need em!??! --
  • 1 star rating I miss chris bosh, dwayne wade, lebron james, chris andersen, mike miller, udonis haslem damn their team work was so good before --
  • 3 star rating That moment he is sitting a couple rows in front of you at the Marlins game. --
  • 1 star rating I wish Miami won the East just so real tough guy, Udonis Haslem, could check fake tough guy, Draymond Green. Haha --
  • 5 star rating Is Udonis Haslem still playing? --
  • 3 star rating For now, I am working on the assumption that he is secretly Wolverine. --
  • 5 star rating My girl so cute she look like udonis haslem --
  • 5 star rating He is the only player that actually stayed loyal to the Heat. Thanks bro , Miami loves you! --
  • 4 star rating Willie reed is another udonis haslem mark my words --
  • 1 star rating When is the last pick in the NBA Draft and no one realizes he is still on the board >>>>>>> --
  • 1 star rating Who is udonis haslem? in math: my solution in history: my king in art: my muse in science: my oxygen in geography: my world --
  • 3 star rating Congrats to Udonis Haslem on being the official head captain of our Miami Heat --
  • 4 star rating He is about the last person I'd want mad at me or disappointed in me. --
  • 5 star rating Udonis Haslem: "Dion is our brother. We hope we get him back as soon as possible. I love Dion. I love JJ. I love all these guys." --
  • 4 star rating He is at my job selling his car and its hilarious. --
  • 3 star rating NBA's Udonis Haslem on Frank Martin: 'Very few people impact the rest of your life' --
  • 5 star rating He is still in the NBA? --
  • 4 star rating He is one of the realest players to play in the NBA --
  • 3 star rating Funniest part about Lavar saying he'd beat MJ is that he shaped like college Udonis Haslem --
  • 1 star rating Bernie Mac - Lebron Steve Harvey - D wade Cedric the Entertaininer - Udonis Haslem D.L. Hugely - James Jones --
  • 3 star rating PF-C Udonis Haslem said his advice to star SG-PG Dwyane Wade is to take it one day at a time. --
  • 3 star rating Jordan Mickey signing with the Heat, he's going to become the new Udonis Haslem now, isn't he? --
  • 4 star rating Udonis Haslem says he would be very happy to have Dwayne Wade back. --
  • 5 star rating There is only one remaining player on the Miami Heat from their 2012-2013 season. That would be Udonis Haslem, who's always been there --
  • 2 star rating Udonis Haslem has already begun recruiting Dwyane Wade, who is expected to be bought out by the Bulls. --
  • 4 star rating I need the Udonis Haslem workout plan. That dude is shredded --
  • 1 star rating Mr. 305 himself Udonis Haslem from the speaks to the at this morning practice probably about being a champion? --
  • 3 star rating If he is still cashing checks, i have no idea why someone doesn't sign Charles Oakley! --
  • 4 star rating Welp udonis haslem is at my internship working out --
  • 5 star rating Udonis Haslem was a thing, why are we so trash --

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