Never be ashamed of having a crush on Verne Troyer I'm a crusher
American actor (Famous from Mini-Me in Austin Powers franchise, Shasta McNasty)
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He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.



He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Verne Troyer is straight. He is a masculine guy. Are you gay for him? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.
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Why People Have A Crush On Verne Troyer
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - He is that guy, luv him -- SamBott
- Still can't get over Verne Troyer being called a 'top gooser' -- ellie
- He is such a crease in the Keith Lemon film! -- Lewis Denny
- Nigga he is 2'8"... Imagine he got the hammer lmao -- Joseph Rosiecki ³²
- Compared to other stars, Verne Troyer just isn't that hot. He's just a white dwarf, after all. -- Kevin Garrett
- Shiiit mus feel lyk shit being a short small person,he is so tiny tinier than Weeman! -- Tanqueray Smoove
- Michael: "Gav you have a zombie running behind you" Gavin: "is it a regular or a Verne Troyer?" -- hannah banana∞
- Just so we're clear...they put Verne Troyer in a Baby Bjorn and on a leash and everyone was FINE WITH THIS? -- Colleen Weiler
- Everything Verne Troyer Instagrams is pure small gold. -- Tanner Cunningham
- Verne troyer is the shit -- Matias
- That Verne Troyer sex vid is just disturbing. He looks like a toddler trying to crawl -- Joe
- Verne troyer's Ice bucket challenge is jokessss -- endrit
- Obviously i want to feel very sad tonight because i'm reading Verne Troyer & Megan Fox's filmography -- Donnie W. Plainview
- Hollywood men so tiny man! Just seen Tom Cruise sitting in Verne Troyer's breast pocket man, so small! But he pulled it off man for sure -- Mark Little
- 2015 MOVIE POSTER: FRED CLAUS 2: ELF RULES Nick Cannon (Dazed, being whisked away in a speeding sleigh) Verne Troyer (Holds reins, devilish) -- Ira Parks
- If Mary is apt for role, then he is apt to be the USMNT goalkeeper. -- Giselle M
- The harpies in God of War look really disturbing. Like a vulture with the head of Verne Troyer and a cracking set of tits. -- Danny Danny Chopper
- Verne Troyer surely is not a real life person? -- Brenie B
- Verne troyer is so cute, such a lovely person aww -- Niamh
- Mum has a phobia of dwarfs and verne troyer just came on the TV so she walked out the room -- alison hendrix
- Brian Friedman is like a fully grown Verne Troyer. -- Sven Eleven
- Putting a UK tour together for Verne Troyer (Mini Me!). Has to be done by Weds...Then off to ADE Amsterdam! This is going to be a busy week! -- Dan Saunderson
- He is too cute -- lillie
- Despite being child sized, probably Verne Troyer's probably can't trick God into rapturing him. -- Lane Bowen
- I'm so proud I got Verne Troyer instantly on -- Kian D.
- The one person in the world that I'm actually petrified of is Verne Troyer...And who appeared on Through The Keyhole tonight?! -- Zoey
- Verne Troyer's house is fucking amazing I love his house its so cute in a room her has tiny chairs tiny table tiny sofa TINY EVERYTHIN SCUTE -- stilinski
- Verne troyer is so cute -- Rachel
- Im such a massive Verne Troyer fan, he is adorable! -- Kylie Jenner
- Verne troyer is so cute -- Hayley
- Verne troyer is so funny -- riley
- He isn't even 3ft tall, that's amazing -- carrie-anne
- He is a proper lad. Seen him cruising round Amsterdam on his mobility scooter with 2 massive bodyguards in 2011 -- Bryan... allegedly
- He is so sick -- chloe owen
- He is soooo tiny and cute -- Laura Thorne
- He is on through the keyhole and I can't cope because I love him -- ♡heather | lukey?♡
- He is a legend -- Lucy Jay Brooks
- Verne Troyer. He's awesome. And so twee. -- David Forster
- Through the keyhole is such a load of shit. Not a cat in hells chance that Des O'Connor knows who he is. -- Alex Barreto
- He is so cute:D -- Smelly Cat
- Verne Troyer vs Warrick Davies is a movie that should really have happened by now. -- Sean Clarke
- Omg verne troyer's games room is so cute!! -- Soph
- Verne troyer's house is a shithole lmao -- Ghost Gurl
- Surprisingly, there is no sign of Austin Powers and the psychedelic sixties in Verne Troyer s house. -- Crown Paints
- Verne Troyer?! The one so closely related to Keith Lemon, how did I not get that?! Well I was way out with the rapper idea then -- Ryan :)
- Verne Troyer's house is boring -- Lewis John Nield
- Verne troyer is a little g -- Harry
- All that is missing is Verne Troyer screaming "My Freaks!". -- NYISLES
- Still can't get over how tiny that girl is. Like Verne Troyer on a whole other level. -- Noah Mitchener
- He is really fucking up my death pool -- Jake Plunkett
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